^^Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it to seem like that. A lot of these quotes I don't know, or get mixed up, like today's:

Wed, April 9:

It hasn't always been easy being a whistleblower. When I was in school, the kids would call me a tattle-tale or a snitch or a worm. So I really identify with those women from Enron. I wrote them letters to tell them how much they inspired me, but they never wrote back. I guess they're all married.--Dwight

^^Oh no, Wedd. I didn't take what you said in any wrong way. My feelings were self-inflicted.

Now that quote actually sounds oddly familiar to me, but I can't place it. If I were to immediately venture a guess I'd say I'm strongly leaning towards a deleted scene from Drug Testing.

However, I think a deleted scene from The Coup is not completely out of the question.

^^Yesterday's was from The Dundies.

Thurs, April 10:

It's clear to me now. They only loved me when I was strong and walking around....That is so prejudiced. What kind of boss am I if I've raised such an insensitive group?--Michael

The Pilot--13
The Coup--6
Grief Counseling--6
The Dundies--5
The Secret-4
Hot Girl--4
Valentine's Day--4
Michael's Birthday--4
Health Care--3
Office Olympics--3
Diversity Day-3
Basketball-3
The Fire--2
Boys and Girls--2
The Alliance--2
Sexual Harrassment--2
Diwali--2
Booze Cruise--2
Performance Review--1
The Initiation--1
The Fight-1
Branch Closing--1
The Return-1
The Negotiation--1
Business School--1
Beach Games--1
The Job--1
Unknown Ep (1/26-27; 2/12; 3/17; 3/20; 3/24; 4/2) --6

^^My guess would be a deleted scene from The Injury. But yeah- just a guess

Wow, I'm pretty bad at this. I'll keep plugging away though, because how else am I going to learn.

I'm also guessing The Injury for today.

Yikes. I don't remember even a deleted scene...but the context can mean nothing other than The Injury.

Yes, I agree with all. I could find no definite proof, but it had to be The Injury.

Fri, April 11th:

Michael sometimes gets easily distracted when he has to do...work. Timecards...purchase orders...expense reports....Once a year. they all fall on the same Friday. That's today. I call it "The Perfect Storm".--Pam

The Pilot--13
The Coup--6
Grief Counseling--6
The Dundies--5
The Secret-4
Hot Girl--4
Valentine's Day--4
Michael's Birthday--4
Health Care--3
Office Olympics--3
Diversity Day-3
Basketball-3
The Fire--2
Boys and Girls--2
The Alliance--2
Sexual Harrassment--2
Diwali--2
Booze Cruise--2
Performance Review--1
The Injury--1
The Initiation--1
The Fight-1
Branch Closing--1
The Return-1
The Negotiation--1
Business School--1
Beach Games--1
The Job--1
Unknown Ep (1/26-27; 2/12; 3/17; 3/20; 3/24; 4/2) --6

The Fight. I just watched this episode about a week ago- one of my favorites

Yes! The Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Sat/Sun
April 12/13:

When I die, I wanna be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.--Dwight

The Pilot--13
The Coup--6
Grief Counseling--6
The Dundies--5
The Secret-4
Hot Girl--4
Valentine's Day--4
Michael's Birthday--4
Health Care--3
Office Olympics--3
Diversity Day-3
Basketball-3
The Fire--2
Boys and Girls--2
The Alliance--2
Sexual Harrassment--2
Diwali--2
Booze Cruise--2
Performance Review--1
The Injury--1
The Initiation--1
The Fight-1
Branch Closing--1
The Return-1
The Negotiation--1
Business School--1
Beach Games--1
The Job--1
Unknown Ep (1/26-27; 2/12; 3/17; 3/20; 3/24; 4/2) --6

Grief Counseling?

Yeah I think I remember that quote from Grief Counseling.

^^Yes, Grief Counseling.

Mon, April 14:

I daydream about getting back at him, but in ways that would just get me arrested.--Jim, about Dwight.

The Pilot--13
Grief Counseling--7
The Coup--6
The Dundies--5
The Secret-4
Hot Girl--4
Valentine's Day--4
Michael's Birthday--4
Health Care--3
Office Olympics--3
Diversity Day-3
Basketball-3
The Fire--2
Boys and Girls--2
The Alliance--2
Sexual Harrassment--2
Diwali--2
Booze Cruise--2
Performance Review--1
The Injury--1
The Initiation--1
The Fight-1
Branch Closing--1
The Return-1
The Negotiation--1
Business School--1
Beach Games--1
The Job--1
Unknown Ep (1/26-27; 2/12; 3/17; 3/20; 3/24; 4/2) --6

^^No one wanted to play yesterday? The Alliance.

Tues, Apr 15:

We are doing this for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer. It's just... It's nice to know at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, "Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening." Plus, it's tax deductible.--Michael

The Pilot--13
Grief Counseling--7
The Coup--6
The Dundies--5
The Secret-4
Hot Girl--4
Valentine's Day--4
Michael's Birthday--4
Health Care--3
Office Olympics--3
Diversity Day-3
Basketball-3
The Alliance--3
The Fire--2
Boys and Girls--2
Sexual Harrassment--2
Diwali--2
Booze Cruise--2
Performance Review--1
The Injury--1
The Initiation--1
The Fight-1
Branch Closing--1
The Return-1
The Negotiation--1
Business School--1
Beach Games--1
The Job--1
Unknown Ep (1/26-27; 2/12; 3/17; 3/20; 3/24; 4/2) --6

Casino Night!

And I did want to play yesterday, but I didn't know the answer...

!!! I don't know the answer 90% of the time! I read it and then look it up at Office Quotes!!!

But today's I knew--yes, it is Casino Night!!

Wed, Apr 16:

Every year, I make one call to renew their account, and that's 25% of my commission for the whole year. This time? I'm pushing recycled paper on them for one percent more. I know. Getting cocky? Flying too close to the sun? --Jim

The Pilot--13
Grief Counseling--7
The Coup--6
The Dundies--5
The Secret-4
Hot Girl--4
Valentine's Day--4
Michael's Birthday--4
Health Care--3
Office Olympics--3
Diversity Day-3
Basketball-3
The Alliance--3
The Fire--2
Boys and Girls--2
Sexual Harrassment--2
Diwali--2
Booze Cruise--2
Casino Night--1
Performance Review--1
The Injury--1
The Initiation--1
The Fight-1
Branch Closing--1
The Return-1
The Negotiation--1
Business School--1
Beach Games--1
The Job--1
Unknown Ep (1/26-27; 2/12; 3/17; 3/20; 3/24; 4/2) --6

This is from Diversity Day but once again not the correct quote. Jim says nothing about "flying too close to the sun"

I know! Every morning I look it up at Office Quotes so that I can (hopefully) just cut and paste it over. But I always have to change something because very rarely are they the same. But even I knew that he never said anything about the sun!!

I kinda wonder if maybe some of these are what they were originally written to say, but somehow got left out in either the writing or film editing process or somewhere along the line.

Could the calendar people gotten ahold of the original scripts???

I'd be interested in posting a side by side comparison between what is actually said (according to OfficeQuotes and what this calendar says.)

Office Quotes:

This is my biggest sale of the year. They love me over there for some reason. I'm not really sure why but I make one call over there every year, just to renew their account, and that one call ends up being 25% of my commission for the whole year, so I buy a mini bottle of champagne, celebrate a little. And this year I'm pushing recycled paper on them for one percent more. I know. I'm getting cocky. Right?

Thurs, Apr 17:

Got the birthday card here. Let's see what people wrote... Jim wrote, "Meredith, I heard you're turning 46, but, come on, you're an accountant. Just fudge the numbers." Pretty funny. Don't appreciate condoning corporate fraud, though.--Michael

Hey, you know what? Is Meredith an accountant, too? Both the calendar and Office Quotes have the same thing, but I just realized that I don't actually know what she does. A little help?

The Pilot--13
Grief Counseling--7
The Coup--6
The Dundies--5
The Secret-4
Hot Girl--4
Valentine's Day--4
Diversity Day--4
Michael's Birthday--4
Health Care--3
Office Olympics--3
Basketball-3
The Alliance--3
The Fire--2
Boys and Girls--2
Sexual Harrassment--2
Diwali--2
Booze Cruise--2
Casino Night--1
Performance Review--1
The Injury--1
The Initiation--1
The Fight-1
Branch Closing--1
The Return-1
The Negotiation--1
Business School--1
Beach Games--1
The Job--1
Unknown Ep (1/26-27; 2/12; 3/17; 3/20; 3/24; 4/2) --6

That's a good idea, but maybe someone else can do that. I can't get up any earlier then I already do!

That is from The Alliance.

In season 1 I think Meredith was made to look like an accountant, but her character was kind of morphed out of that and now I believe her title is Customer Relations. I think she says that in Boys and Girls, but I'm not sure. I'll look it up. . . .

I was close. It was Supplier Relations:
Meredith: Hi. I'm Meredith and I'm an alch... good at supplier relations

So, is she kind of like in Purchasing?? Is that pretty much the same thing??



No Problem. I'll do some of them when I can (but I can't promise much on weekends)

Today's quote seems pretty spot on, though.

Hmm..Kelly is Customer Service, so supplier relations? She deals with the product suppliers and Kelly deals with the customers? Interesting.

Fri, April 18:

I read that book, Who Moved My Cheese?, which is a great business book, but I actually bought it because I thought it was a suspense thriller.--Michael

The Pilot--13
Grief Counseling--7
The Coup--6
The Dundies--5
The Alliance--4
The Secret-4
Hot Girl--4
Valentine's Day--4
Diversity Day--4
Michael's Birthday--4
Health Care--3
Office Olympics--3
Basketball-3
The Fire--2
Boys and Girls--2
Sexual Harrassment--2
Diwali--2
Booze Cruise--2
Casino Night--1
Performance Review--1
The Injury--1
The Initiation--1
The Fight-1
Branch Closing--1
The Return-1
The Negotiation--1
Business School--1
Beach Games--1
The Job--1
Unknown Ep (1/26-27; 2/12; 3/17; 3/20; 3/24; 4/2) --6

Great quote, but I don't ever remember Michael mentioning that book - and I would think I would remember it because I've even seen the video (Part 1/2, Part 2/2) and "Who Moved My Cheese?" has become a catchphrase at my real life office...

^^Yeah, I figure it's going into the unknown category unless someone does some major detective work!

Hmmmmm. Could it be a deleted scene from Business School? I know that's seems far fetched, but there is a reason behind my madness. If I have time tonight, I'll look into that.

No, not far-fetched. If we don't have an official answer, I think we will classify this as Business School.

Okay, so we're putting yesterday as Business School.

Sat/Sun:
Apr 19/20:

Here's the thing, I'm friends with everyone in this office....I love them all and we're all best friends. But sometimes, your best friends start coming it late and having a lot of dentist appointments that aren't really dentist appointments.--Michael

The Pilot--13
Grief Counseling--7
The Coup--6
The Dundies--5
The Alliance--4
The Secret-4
Hot Girl--4
Valentine's Day--4
Diversity Day--4
Michael's Birthday--4
Health Care--3
Office Olympics--3
Basketball-3
The Fire--2
Boys and Girls--2
Sexual Harrassment--2
Diwali--2
Booze Cruise--2
Business School--2
Casino Night--1
Performance Review--1
The Injury--1
The Initiation--1
The Fight-1
Branch Closing--1
The Return-1
The Negotiation--1
Beach Games--1
The Job--1
Unknown Ep (1/26-27; 2/12; 3/17; 3/20; 3/24; 4/2) --6

I think this is from The Fight

Or The Coup?

Gahh- I think your right I thought he said something close to the dentist thing in an earlier episode and then it was brought up again in The Coup. But I think your right

ummm...well....after I posted that, I looked it up. It sure seemed like it fit, but....

I'm such a baaaad fan.

Yeah, it's The Fight. I remember watching The Fight once after watching The Coup and thinking that it was sooooo odd and very cool.

You bad fan

Um, I thought it was from The Coup, too. In fact, I was so sure that I wasn't even going to look it up and just update it on Monday morning. I was so sure that I was proud of myself for NOT having to look it up!

I'm so glad you ladies are here to save me from myself!

Mon, Apr 21:

"Home Owner." Feels good. The best thing about this place is that it's a fifteen-minute walk from work, so if we have an office party, and I "get my drink on", I can just walk home. Location, location, location.--Michael

The Pilot--13
Grief Counseling--7
The Coup--6
The Dundies--5
The Alliance--4
The Secret-4
Hot Girl--4
Valentine's Day--4
Diversity Day--4
Michael's Birthday--4
Health Care--3
Office Olympics--3
Basketball-3
The Fire--2
Boys and Girls--2
The Fight--2
Sexual Harrassment--2
Diwali--2
Booze Cruise--2
Business School--2
Casino Night--1
Performance Review--1
The Injury--1
The Initiation--1
Branch Closing--1
The Return-1
The Negotiation--1
Beach Games--1
The Job--1
Unknown Ep (1/26-27; 2/12; 3/17; 3/20; 3/24; 4/2) --6

Hmmm... That sounds like it's from some alternate script for Office Olympics - the epi where Michael buys his condo. But, I don't remember that exact quote...

These calendar makers need to use OfficeQuotes.net as their source for 2009...

Yep, I think it's gotta be Office Olympics, too. Not that it's actually in the episode, but if he were to have said that during the episode, when would he have said that?? Would it have been before he met Carol inside, because after he actually signed the agreement, he seemed pretty upset and down about it to say something like that.


(By the way, I love the outtake from that Episode with Rainn, Steve and Greg Daniels: "What do you do?" "I sell yarn" "So, you're a yarn salesmen?". I would have loved to have seen more scenes where GD played Michael's neighbor.)

Yes, I also agree that yesterday's was Office Olympics.

Tues, Apr 22:

This last Dundie is for Kevin. It's the "Don't Go In There After Me' Award. It's for the time I went into the bathroom after Kevin....and it smelled really bad.--Michael

The Pilot--13
Grief Counseling--7
The Coup--6
The Dundies--5
Office Olympics-4
The Alliance--4
The Secret-4
Hot Girl--4
Valentine's Day--4
Diversity Day--4
Michael's Birthday--4
Health Care--3
Basketball-3
The Fire--2
Boys and Girls--2
The Fight--2
Sexual Harrassment--2
Diwali--2
Booze Cruise--2
Business School--2
Casino Night--1
Performance Review--1
The Injury--1
The Initiation--1
Branch Closing--1
The Return-1
The Negotiation--1
Beach Games--1
The Job--1
Unknown Ep (1/26-27; 2/12; 3/17; 3/20; 3/24; 4/2) --6

That could only be from The Dundies.

^^Yes!!

Wed, April 23:

I'm going to reorganize and restructure the physical layout of the office to maximize everything! I think we're getting a lot done, don't you? On paper at least. And we are, after all, a paper company. Are we not?--Michael

The Pilot--13
Grief Counseling--7
The Coup--6
The Dundies--6
Office Olympics-4
The Alliance--4
The Secret-4
Hot Girl--4
Valentine's Day--4
Diversity Day--4
Michael's Birthday--4
Health Care--3
Basketball-3
The Fire--2
Boys and Girls--2
The Fight--2
Sexual Harrassment--2
Diwali--2
Booze Cruise--2
Business School--2
Casino Night--1
Performance Review--1
The Injury--1
The Initiation--1
Branch Closing--1
The Return-1
The Negotiation--1
Beach Games--1
The Job--1
Unknown Ep (1/26-27; 2/12; 3/17; 3/20; 3/24; 4/2) --6

Are you with me? Are you with me? Thankyouverymuch.

Nothing like the sugar-induced Michael Scott that we see in The Initiation.

Yes!

Thurs, Apr 24:

Listen, I like kids. But this is not a kid's environment. This is like HBO, no limits. Who knows what I'm going to say? Crazy stuff. And it is R rated, it is not rated G.--Michael

The Pilot--13
Grief Counseling--7
The Coup--6
The Dundies--6
Office Olympics-4
The Alliance--4
The Secret-4
Hot Girl--4
Valentine's Day--4
Diversity Day--4
Michael's Birthday--4
Health Care--3
Basketball-3
The Fire--2
Boys and Girls--2
The Fight--2
Sexual Harrassment--2
Diwali--2
The Initiation--2
Booze Cruise--2
Business School--2
Casino Night--1
Performance Review--1
The Injury--1
Branch Closing--1
The Return-1
The Negotiation--1
Beach Games--1
The Job--1
Unknown Ep (1/26-27; 2/12; 3/17; 3/20; 3/24; 4/2) --6

Take Your Daughter to Work Day?

I agree with Sammy!

Yes--and it's the first one ever from there! They've given The Pilot a break for a while!! I will update in the morning.

Fri, Apr 25:

I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.-- Dwight

The Pilot--13
Grief Counseling--7
The Coup--6
The Dundies--6
Office Olympics-4
The Alliance--4
The Secret-4
Hot Girl--4
Valentine's Day--4
Diversity Day--4
Michael's Birthday--4
Health Care--3
Basketball-3
The Fire--2
Boys and Girls--2
The Fight--2
Sexual Harrassment--2
Diwali--2
The Initiation--2
Booze Cruise--2
Business School--2
Take Your Daughter to Work Day--1
Casino Night--1
Performance Review--1
The Injury--1
Branch Closing--1
The Return-1
The Negotiation--1
Beach Games--1
The Job--1
Unknown Ep (1/26-27; 2/12; 3/17; 3/20; 3/24; 4/2) --6

Conflict Resolution, right?

^^Yes!

Sat/Sun
Apr 26/27:

Don't be fooled by the phrase "dust bunnies." They are vicious little ******* and if they get inside your disc drive, God help you. They will bring your computer to its knees. They sit in corners hatching, defecating, laying eggs. --Dwight

The Pilot--13
Grief Counseling--7
The Coup--6
The Dundies--6
Office Olympics-4
The Alliance--4
The Secret-4
Hot Girl--4
Valentine's Day--4
Diversity Day--4
Michael's Birthday--4
Health Care--3
Basketball-3
The Fire--2
Boys and Girls--2
The Fight--2
Sexual Harrassment--2
Diwali--2
The Initiation--2
Booze Cruise--2
Business School--2
Take Your Daughter to Work Day--1
Conflict Resolution--1
Casino Night--1
Performance Review--1
The Injury--1
Branch Closing--1
The Return-1
The Negotiation--1
Beach Games--1
The Job--1
Unknown Ep (1/26-27; 2/12; 3/17; 3/20; 3/24; 4/2) --6