Almost kinda sorta like 'who would you do?' But better! well maybe not but its a new game!

Examples

my question:
What would you do if Pam was playing spin the bottle and had to kiss Dwight?
YOUR answer:
I would want a re-spin and keep spinning till it came to Jim!

my question:
What would you do if Karen threatened to jump from the top of the building?
YOUR answer:
sell tickets and ask the pretzel guy to come by for the hungry "jump Karen jump" enthusiasts!

Sounds like fun. I'm assuming we come up with a question for the next person posting and answer the one from the post before. Let me know if I'm doing this wrong.

What would you do if you had to share the annex with Kelly?

I would perform the " Silencio" spell so I could never hear Kelly again


What would you do if Angela came to you with a womans personal problem?

Get a tape recorder because there's no way anyone would believe me when I went to tell the story.

What would you do if Toby came to you to talk about his crush on Pam?

I'd tell him to "stay the he|| away from her, she is out of your league!" !

What would you do if you were at Phyllis' wedding?

I would be sharring ice with everyone else who's jaws had smacked the floor.

What would you do if you found Andy floating in Lake Scranton in the sumo suit?

Awwww, help the poor guy out!

What would you do if you walked in on Pam and Jim kissing in CN?

say, "it's about freakin time!"




what would you do if michael asked you to hang out with jan to keep her from suffocating him?

Ask him where they keep the straight jacket, just in case.

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with a recently dumped Karen?

Look at my shoes and start humming "love me love me say that you love me" and ignore her cries.

What would you do if you Kevin asked you to go melon shopping at the grocery store?

tell him I'll go if jim goes.


waht would you do if Andy sang you a ballad?

Smile and nod and hope he goes away, maybe hide behind a door when I hear him coming.

What would you do if you were in the ladies room when Dwight stormed in?

kick his @ss and then file a sexual harassment suit.


what would you do if michael dropped a watermelon on your car?

Discretely tell Andy and Dwight-separately-that Michael is testing them to see who can clean the car.

What would you do if you found Creed stealing computers?

Hold the door open for him.


What woudl you do if you had to share a car ride to NYC with Michael?

take some sleeping pills... and bring an ipod.


what would you do if angela called you a hussy?




smart!

I would ask Angela to tell me something that I did not know

What would you do if Stanley actually started a conversation with you and it was not about crossword puzzles?

I'd ask him to stop yelling about how Ryan sniffs around Melissa

What would you do if Dwight asked you for help with a secret mission?

I would reply, "Absolutely, I do." And then spill it to jim and ask him to help me.


what would you do if your car broke down in front of Schrute Farms?

Call Jim for help before I get buried in an old oil drum.


What would you do if Ryan called you in the middle of the night cause he thought there was a murderer in his apartment?

Tell him I would only help him only if he was nice new boss!

What would you do if you were in the bar when Roy broke the mirror?

Call the police and then warn Jim (which is what Pam should have done)

What would you do if Dwight came at you with pepper spray?

I would kick Dwight where the beet farm sun doesnt shine.

What would you do if you saw Creed and Meredith snoggin on the warehouse stairs?

Slowly. Back. Away.

What would you do if Angela tried to give you her dominant male cat?

Accept the cat, take it home, and leave the door open hoping it would run away.

What would you do if Michael tried to kiss you (he does that alot doesn't he)?

I would reject his kiss and tell him he has coffee breath.

What would you do if Michael wanted you to donate your urine in place of his for drug testing.

Slap him, like in the movies (or like Sofie in Carnivale ).

What would you do if Dwight asked you out (if he was single)?

I would ask for access to his medical records.

What would you do if Stanley was on your basketball team?

Try to avoid passing him the ball, and pass it to Jim instead.

What would you do if Michael fake fired you?

probably quit once I knew he was joking

What would you do if Michael suggested Parents day at Scranton Dunder Mifflin?

tell him my parents are dead to save them from the terror of Michael's "Bring your... to work" days.



what would you do if you walked in on Dwight and Angela making out... and they saw you?

Either blackmail them in some way or hide from Dwight's spud gun.

What would you do if Michael offered to buy you stuff from Victoria's secret?

Um, I think I'd be creeped out and probably decline.

What would you do if Dwight suggested forming an alliance with you?

say yes instantly

What would you do if you heard ryan interview for the corp job behind michaels back

Send a bad refernce letter on Michael's stationary.

What would you do if Stanley's daughter hit on you?

I would run and hide from father and daughter alike.

What would you do if Michael asked you to go to Sandal's Jamaica for the holidays?

I would pray for a hurricane.

What would you do if there was a bat in your office?

Squeeeeel and duck! (That's what I do at home when I find a bat)

What would you do Michael asked you to make out with a blow-up doll in front of the whole office?

I'd take the doll and puncture it with a pair of scissors. Then give it back to him.

What would you do if Michael invited you to a party at his condo?

Ummmm. . . I would purposely get lost along the way.

What would you do if Dwight asked you to assist him in his Salesman of the year speech.

Say "sorry, but I ain't much for talkin'." .

What would you do if you were sitting next to Phyllis and you couldn't stand her perfume?

Try to hold my breath as long as possible.

What would you do if you ate some of Michael's potatoe salad?

I would probably get very sick.

What would you do if David Wallace asked YOU to shoot hoops?

I'd say "sure, I'd love to!", especially at a party, I would want to escape.

What would you do if you woke up and you saw Dwight sitting in your room?

Scream!

What would you do if you had to sit in the Annex with Kelly?

Ask her if she could explain how Netflix works.

What would you do if Creed gave you his internet site address?

realize it's not a real url and probably ignore it, but then tell him there were typos and offer to edit them for him (thus, still being able to read his strange thoughts and get a laugh).



what would you do if you were able to spend a day on the set?

In all honesty probably just stare at Jim. Fix myself a cheesy pita. That sort of thing.

What would you do if Andy started speaking to you in pig Latin while playing a banjo?

I'd think he and what he was doing is very queer, probably listen to him and say "Thanks?" when he was done.

What would you do if you were at Pam's art show?

Not talk about her behind her back *cough* Oscar, Gil *cough* Did you hear what I said?

What would you do if Angela had it out for you?