Ask the magic hate ball "aka the forum" your yes or no questions about the future, and let's see how honed our prophetic talents are.

Here's how it works. Ask a yes or no question, it can be Office-related or non-Office related. The person who responds will answer your question to the best of thier future-telling ability.

Remember the old eight ball game had answers like "signs point to yes" or "outlook not so good." You can add you're own new creative responses (like Michael's "indubitably" or Dwight's "not in a million years." As always, please be kind, even though this is "hate ball" answers should not be, eh, you know, hateful.

I'll start.

Will Toby find true love in season 4?

I'll play. (But maybe someone would like to list some of the old-fashioned 8-ball answers, because I never really played with one, so I don't know them all).

Anyway,

Outlook not so good.

Will Ryan lead Dunder Mifflin into the black with ferocity?

Yay for BlueJeanBaby! So glad you decided to join me in my lonely topic.

The actual 8ball answers are

-my sources say no / yes
-outlook not so good
-ask again later
-most likely
-it is decidedly so
-yes - definitely
-outlook good
-it is certain

Some possible Office-related answers are
-indubitably
-not in a million years
-abso-fruitly
-absolutely [I] will

And in reference to Will Ryan lead Dunder Mifflin into the black with ferocity? My prediction is:

Absolutely he will.

Will Kelly stalk Ryan in New York?

Most likely.

Will Michael keep his office black?

Never in a million years.

Will Dwight and Angela split?

Never [/Angela in The Return]

Will Dwight ever really get promoted?

Reply hazy - ask again later


Will the gals of Dunder Mifflin ever get the things Michael wished for them in Women's Appreciation?

it is decidedly so.

Will Andy ever find true love with someone his own age?

outlook not so good.




(extended answer: he'll try to definitely make sure she's legal by dating a woman who is older than he is.)





Will any characters die or develop a serious condition?

It is certain

Will Andy and Kelly have a fling?

My sources say yes

Will Meredith ever sober up?

Not likely.

Will Dwight and Angela get married?

ask again later





will karen be gone by the 2nd epi?

Doubtful.






Will I keep my promise to not get drunk anymore this semester?

My sources say no.




Will Andy have a relapse of his anger issues?

it is certain

will creed get found out for stealing?

Not in a million years.

Will Toby ever find happiness with a woman?

Ask again later...


Will Oscar "turn straight" like he insinuated in the S3 Finale?

My sources point to no.

Will Jim and Toby fight?

my sources say no

Will Ryan end up back at the Scranton branch?

Outlook not so good.

Will Kelly and Daryl last past Christmas?

Ask again later.

Was Angela was thinking of Andy (Drew) when she said "Oh D."?

Most definitely.



Will Toby's membership in the Finer Things Club increase his chances with Pam?

Not in a million years

Will Ryans name eventually be changed from Wunderkind to Failurekind?