Well look where it got you!

There really should be a warning before your signature appears. Ack!

True. Maybe I should stick to Phyllis's perfumes from now on.

maybe I should change my name to smellslikewhitecherryblossom!

I want some chocolate cheesecake. :'[

Hmmm, I only own those really expensive designer perfumes, but maybe I'll reconsider.

Should've thought of that before Valentine's Day.

I just looked it up. They don't carry it online. But Avon is having a huge make-up sale right now. I really shouldn't have looked at that.

For anyone wishing to "add to the family", I suggest:

Bath and Body Works
Aromatherapy Body Wash
Sensuality - Jasmine Vanilla

provided you have room for two in the shower.
Otherwise, go with the massage oil.

Black Raspberry Vanilla is my fave! I wear nothing but from there. I used to love Creamy Coconut but they did away with it.

Girls, I just watched the CN clip again with Jim and Pam's kiss. My heart breaks for Jim when he starts to cry. But that kiss takes my breath away! Please, writers put these two in a locked supply closet and make them declare their love for eachother! My heart can't take their pain anymore. LOL

Cotton Blossom. Very light. Niiice.

Oh- I love that one

My favorite perfume at the moment is Vera Wang Princess. I got it for Christmas after becoming quickly obsessed with it by the samples of it in every magazine I bought. Seriousley amazing smell.

Just thought I'd add to the perfume/scent conversation a few pages back hehe.

The regular Cherry Blossom is amazing. I bought the lotion to use for prom last year, and I swear I smelled like da belle of da ball.

Apparantly we don't. That exhaust pipe is sick and wrong.

Now if you could only find an Office related tail pipe. That would be better.

Now I've seen everything.

You think Lysol is an aphrodisiac, horndog.

Sadly, my shower does have room for 2....

Ya Muffy. The last thing in the world you need is aphrodisiac.

You boys are just jealous.

Well, pregnant women are pretty sexy. By the way, how's that situation coming along. I believe you mentioned that your doctors would induce once you got to a certian point in your pregnancy. We worry about you Muffy.

I didn't mean me specifically! Although thanks for the (semi) compliment.

And while we're on the subject, why is it that some guys are so turned on by pregnant women? Is it because we've proven ourselves fertile and they're instinctively drawn to that? I will admit that pregnancy means a larger bra size. Other than that, it means stretch marks, weight gain, and hormones. I don't get the appeal of it.

Thanks GP, I'm doing fine here in the hospital. At the most, 4 more weeks to go.

Yeah why are pregnant women sexy, but plus-sized women aren't?

I suppose that a pregnant woman's sexiness depends on who's kid it is. If you're the one that got her pregant than he11 yes she's sexy. If it's some other guys kid in there, meh, not so much. Pure pyschology.

I don't think I've ever thought of a pregnant woman as "sexy". EVER

Oh, I forgot something. Office-holic, did you read what I got you for Valentine's day?

virtual valentine's

It's funny, I was just making up stuff but your hello kitty exhaust pipe is just as absurd as any of them and it's real.

If it doesn't we'll douse you in ox blood. That'll cure you.

....why is that sad?

Because she's single and doesn't have anyone to shower with? *shrugs*

I don't remember ever being told I was sexy when I was pregnant, but every time somebody told me how cute I looked I wanted to punch them.

Hormones. Sheesh.

Bingo!

So, what does everyone think about Bald Britney?

I honest to God thought that was a joke when I started hearing about it.

Maybe she got tired of her kids grabbing on to it every time she tripped over something.

Or maybe K-Fed won it in the divorce settlement. Can you imagine what that'll fetch on eBay?

Sammy. LOL on your signature picture. Seriously, let the man get some sleep!

Poor Britney, she needs counseling and some serious psychiatric drugs. And I heard this AM that her hair is going to go for a cool million on Ebay.

BTW, for some reason those pics of her bald are more disturbing than they should be. Don't know if it's the blinds in the background or what, but they almost look photoshopped. At first I didn't even think it was legit! And, let this be the last word on her being a "real" blonde....anyone notice the quite dark stubble already coming in???

Poor girl. And even worse, her poor, poor kids.

That girl is a train wreck, seriously. I think her hair looked best as a short bob. Why did she keep messing with it? Her extensions always looked like cr@p.

Why did she go to rehab (for one day)?

I think we're one step closer to finding her unresponsive in some Florida hotel room. She needs some serious help.

You guys may laugh at me, but honestly - I feel sorry for Britney. She's pretty; she's talented; I assume she has fairly solid financials; she has two healthy babies (who unfortunately will one day find out about all of this). Its sad - she had the world in her palm and now she seems so stupid and reckless.

She needs some one to talk some sense into her. I dunno - maybe they have tried...

As far as bald Britney goes, I don't feel sorry for her at all. She never should have cheated on Justin (although then we wouldn't have the admittedly awesome "Cry Me a River" song and video, so that's a draw). Hard to believe they were the picturesque homecoming king and queen of white pop just a few years ago. Now Justin has morphed into a certifiable adult superstar who gets major airplay on both pop and hip-hop radio stations, while Britney has tumbled into a joke of a persona, with 2 pathetic marriages, 2 poor kids she she doesn't know how to care for (and should lose custody of), out-of-control partying, and now this. The lady is damaged goods, and I wouldn't be surprised if she never makes another hit record again. And to think, there was a time when "Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera" was an actual debate (kinda like those old "Michael Jackson vs. Prince" debates turned out in the end). In both cases, there is no more debate: Christina (and Prince) all the way.

On a more personal note, I'm actually talking to someone I met online at one of those dating websites. I'm in Detroit and she's in Chicago. Things are going well on the phone and all, but we're sort of being vague about meeting (yeah, yeah I'm the man, so I'll go to her, I know). I've got family down there I could stay with, but after that it gets a bit fuzzy. Anyone done this kind of thing before? Any do's and don'ts for these types of meetings? Any advice would be really appreciated.

I would just not make any expensive etched-in-stone plans or feel that you had to fill every single minute with something to do. Leave yourselves a gracious "out" if things don't seem to be going well.

Cool that you're doing that. Let us know how it goes.

With all due respect... what a load of rubbish

Discrimination against men is OK but discrimination against women is wrong???

This topic openly advocates that men should not be here. That is blatant sexual discrimination. I want this thread removed.

Have you noticed how many men are posting on this thread as well? The thread was originally started by a twelve year old girl, and its title soon became a joke. Several of the men on the board have been large contributors. It's a place to talk about everything girl related, just as "The List" is supposed to be all about men, but they are both open to everyone. The guys get a kick out of the secret lives of women, and have a great time teasing us. Perhaps you should ask them if they're offended by it.

it's like as soon as you tell a kid "don't touch the sotve, it's hot." what do they do? they touch the stove... silly boys...

and you know, it's really for their own good! When we mention some of this stuff in other posts, we get slammed because the guys don't wanna hear about it. so when we do them a favor by keeping all the girl talk in one place, then they get mad at us for forewarning them that it's a girly post... and they say women are fickle!

frailty they name is MAN!

just kidding... please don't hurt me...

We certianly do.

Do you still not get that the title and overall thread are basically a joke? This is not only for girls as you can see by many of the people posting. There is no barrier causing guys to be unable to post. I don't see how it's hurting you at all.

Also, the fact that you have taken this thread seriously enough to compare it to apartheid is just wrong. Apartheid was a serious problem in Africa. This is The Office messageboards. They're not equal.

Thank you! No need to take this thread so seriously. Geez...

But first coined in the South following the Civil War to describe the segregation there.

Oh yeah – well I think your location description – "Great White North" - shows extreme prejudice. So don’t come back until you change it…

I see another thread merge in our future.

I just came from the gym so this reminds me that sports bras often lead to forced integration.
*edit*

Sports bra = uniboob

Yes, as well as some unfortunate implants.

I have friends who hate sports bras so whenever they have to wear a sports bra they wear a real bra underneath. I don't know how they are not uncomfortable when they do that.