What are you serving?

For you? Tacos, if it'll get you there. Other than that, just name the menu. As long as you don't mind me cutting it up in little pieces for you like I'll be doing at the rest of the table.

Please don't cut up my tacos. (And, yes, you know me way too well)

Finally, an excuse to drink out of a sippy cup.

Okay, fine, but I might still have to fight the urge to feed it to you. It's kind of a force of habit around this place.

My son has a nice blue one with handles I'm sure he'll let you borrow.

Not if it's filled with his puddle water.

I have a pink and green one in my kitchen that I got for my friend to use.

Will these do?


Pain, that's why. I just discovered hair on my second and third toes. What's up with that???

I'm hoping the hot weather will dry all of that up and we'll be able to use the back yard again. I'm sure it can't rival your swamp, but it's still no fun to clean up afterwards.

Back on topic: I didn't comb my hair after my shower. Now it's going to be frizzy tomorrow.

I can't sleep. I keep thinking about Anderson Cooper and men with spreadsheets. If Anderson Cooper was into Excel, I would have to make him mine.

You have Hobbit feet, like John K. and me. We're like family! One big happy, hairy family.

Ewwww, women shouldn't have Hobbit feet. Plus mine aren't THAT big. I am shaving my toes in the shower this AM.

I'm so sorry that I ruined your night of sleep with that picture, VB. But I am glad to know that I'm not the only one turned on by spreadsheets!

Not a problem. I can daydream, can't I? What do you call daydreaming when it's at night?

I'm sure one of the men could answer that for us, but...please don't ask.

I think I was in the 6th grade, if I remember correctly.

I have one of those, too. I don't have a problem with nicks, but the blades for those things are so darn expensive. I buy them in bulk on eBay.





aaaahhhh.....oooohhhh...spreadsheets. Is that worthy of it's own thread? At least three of us would participate. Spreadsheets are the real reason I became a bookkeeper. Who knew accounting could make you so hottttt? And don't even get me started about databases and mail merges.

Meh not the bladeless razor thing. That gave my friend skin poisoning or something, and it made my legs pretty icky too. I think they make the stuff for younger kids now though. Maybe that. Just not the bladeless razor thing.


While we are on the subject of hair removal, has anyone tried that stuff you spray on your legs in the shower and it gets rid of your stubble?

That reminds me of Nair. That's what I used when I started removing leg hair. Ick. Now I stick to razors, thank goodness.

Will someone please explain to me why my ferrets are suddenly obsessed with feminine hygiene products? Nilla seems to have ripped open all the baggies of pads under the sink...it looks like the factory exploded down there.


Gotta hide these things now apparently.

Is she nesting?

They're both boys.

Maybe one is having . . . . "issues".

Stop making me laugh like that.

Ok- so I was talking about the white and silver antique finished plates I put in my bathroom recently when it was remodeled. I would post an actual picture of the ones in my bathroom- but as of 2 weeks ago I have misplaced the cord for my digital camera that lets me transfer pictures onto my computer. I really have no idea where it is. So for now- here is a picture from the Lowe's website:

Those are really pretty!!

TWHS


...Okay, I've cracked. Time to get off the board.

that was a good one! I didn't even see that coming!

mens razors are so much better to shave with. I was 11 when I first shaved my legs and I regret it but then I couldn't manage life with out my smooth legs.

TWSS.

^^Well, i knew that was coming.

man, I just can't stop setting myself up!

Same here, but even at 21 I can go for several days without doing it. Even at a week or so, it's not bad.

I need to learn about mail merges. And I admit I made a spreadsheet when I was playing Office Clue.


Puberty?


Nice! I am going to be doing our main bathroom sometime this summer (aka, the poo bathroom, not mine). New vanity, mirror, light box, wall cabinet, wainscoting, trim, remove wallpaper, paint. We already got a new floor and toilet.

Here's the old floor I ripped up.

Notice the hole in the floor Dad is pointing at. Nice, huh? New toilet is white. Also notice the ugly vanity I will be replacing.

Oh, and I love the show Toolbelt Diva!

So, where's my Anderson Cooper stamp?????

Oh, wait. I found it.

But how can you bring yourself to mail it?

On May 14, he'll cost another .02.

I'd pay it.



And the thought of that face getting ink all over it.....

sorry girls, I want my ewan stamp more.

My new favorite book: Porn for Women

Picture this, each page displays a different hunky guy, (wearing clothes), often cleaning or in the kitchen, smiling flirtatiously and saying such smutty things as. . .

"God, that's so interesting. Tell me more."
"Well, I can't offer you any solutions, but I am a good listener."
"I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black pepper, and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds ok."
"Why don't I get a minivan, hon, so you can drive something fun?"
"C'mon, sit down! There are ballgames on all the time. But how often can we watch the figure skating finals?"
"I know. Let's take you shoe shopping."

And finally, for muffy . . . .
"Is that the baby? I'll get her."

Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?

I have to do my own makeup for prom.

It isn't gonna be pretty!

And why is that?

Maybe because you would get to lick it. hee hee


WOW!!!!! That's hotter than Anderson Cooper and spreadsheets!


Come on over. I'll do it.

Since when do you get other people to do your prom makeup??? *bones creak*

You're such a tease, MB.

Yeah, that one was just plain cruel.

Almost as bad as, "Let me clean up the poo. I'd be happy to do it."

*Sigh* I agree . . . it's just fantasy.
Just like men's p0rn.

It's a nice fantasy though.

Either that or they just found out you only have a month to live.

If they only knew how hot this would make us!

Ok, I just cleaned out my closet - 5 trash bags of clothing to be donated - yay me!

Now I am trying to organize what I put back in, light to dark, left to right, of course. I am so happy I am able to let go of some stuff that I really don't want to. Thanks for your help, hottest!

There are still more things I could get rid of, but - baby steps.

And I only got rid of 1 pair of shoes. I cannot let go of the shoes just yet.

This actually happened to me, but not in a p0rn for women type of way (she says gratefully). I drive a sporty little car. My ex found it for himself at first, but I convinced him that he was way too tall to drive it comfortably so I bought it and he got the minivan. HaHa.



I thought of that first. I was just way too decent to say it.



My house was a makeshift beauty salon at prom time. Dresses, makeup, curling irons, hairspray all over the place.



I have clothes in at least 4 different sizes. I hesitate to get rid of the stuff that doesn't fit just in case I (I'm going to whisper this)

^{gain weight again.}

I have a few photos from last year that I could put on my closet and refrigerator door that should help me keep that from happening. Maybe I can clean out that closet after all.

um, so i was reading my seventeen magazine (cause i'm a 16 year old girl, and i need a guilty pleasure magazine where i can act like kelly for a half an hour while i read it) and guess who was mentioned?! john krasinski!

it was a very small mention, in a completely ridiculous article, but whenever i see him magazines i have a mini freak out moment, and then i have to tell someone about it. And because you guys can't tell me to shut up, and because you actaully know who he is, i figured i would tell you

I may have to buy it just for that reason.

this is where the attraction to older men begins with seventeen magazine.

Doesn't explain why then since I never read it why I've only been attracted to older men. My theory sucks.