taking food from a starving African baby is a mean thing do but still will drive Belle wild.

Smoking in a children's nursery is a bad thing to do but still Belle wil say "Philiip means well"


Giving MIcheal Vick a puppy for Christmas is a bad thing to do but even still...Belle will love him anyway.


Stealing money the Salvation Armies Christmas bin is a bad thing to do...but...you guessed...it will turn Belle on even more








feel free to add.

Kicking little puppies will make her flush, pushing old ladies down in the street makes her hot, but to really get her going, all he's got to do is terrorize another woman! It makes her feel all warm and tingly inside!!!

sending a box of doughnuts to the Biggest Losers is bad...but bad is how she likes'em.

How about stealing from the Red Cross OR tricking Habitat for Humanity to build him a "summer home"!? She's getting giddy just thinking about it!

Cutting down endangered redwoods to make toothpicks is naughty...but naughty boys need love too.

Cutting off his other leg just for her.

Sending swim trunks, suntan lotion and beach towels to Hurricane Katrina victims is bad......and bad is oh so good!!!!




No....cutting off HER leg just for him is even better!!!! They won't do well in 3 legged races, but Phildo can just pay someone to alter the results (or lie to the judges at the finish line!)

Girl you are on fire today!!!


Sending Britney Spears a diamond encrusted bikini might not be a sound judgement call...but what does being smart have to do with it.

LOL!

Getting a whole new face in order to look just like Shawn.......she gets hot just thinking about it.

Getting Brittney Spears to entertain at Claire's birthday party will really impress! But, leaving her to babysit will send Belle over the moon!

Oh, then he can interchange them!!! When she feels like a little Shawn-lovin, he can don the "Shawn shell" but when she feels like being groped and slobbered on by Phleach, he'll put the ugly one back on.

and letting Brit Brit drive Claire to daycare might not be such a hot idea...but hey Phillip's hot so who cares.

As long as she drives Claire there without a car seat while smoking, Belle will be too hot for words!

Bowing Down to the Master...your Grasshopper has learned a great deal.

As you were.....

this was so much fun...Cam rocked!

hmm.... Run over her Belle's dad perhaps?

that's right...PHillip could run over John and that too would alright...his fake leg stiffened up...

Maybe on Brit's lap while she's driving.........

I know exactly what stiffened up Jerron......we all do given the spoilers!!!!!!!!

Spray paint his body red, white and blue yelling "Im a war hero! Im a war hero!" we all know Belle turns into flubber when he mentions his Iraq tours

But ya know, hitting on her immediately following her father's death seems to be workin out pretty well for him

Phillimp's Lover Letter to Belle


Dear Belle,
I know your daddy just died but I have needs. Take Claire to daycare, Tocket's already there and let's do the spanky, hanky panky...double up Shawn's meds and take two of the little blue pills for yourself. Nevermind I'll drug you myself.
Love
Your baby-stealing ex- baby daddy.

yeh i know. Sucha sweet gentleman

You gotta love a guy that would prey on a woman over-taken by grief who clearly is committed to someone else!!!! It's clearly the sign of a REAL MAN!!!

As for what he'd do to get Belle to chain herself to him again..... Belle turns all mushy when he steels wheel chairs from the disabled and slashes tires of EMS vehicles! The power is such an aphrodisiac!

Oh yeah steeling wheel chairs is so sexy. LMAO she must love the way the wheels turn in the wind

How about a face transplant? Oh yeah maybe a mercedes benz? Umm what about a whole new wardrobe? yep, its the material things that will get the girl.

To really rev her engine he pushes the people in wheel chairs down huge hills and laughs!!! He's also found that bringing kegs to AA meetings sends tingles down Belle's spine!

OMG! That got me spitting out water here at work. LOL!!

LMAO!!!!! tingles down her spine!!!!!

Phiillip likes to kill endangered Panda bears to make rugs for his house...Belle loves him for that.

Philip enjoys re-enlisting every so often, putting himself in harm's way, and coming back boasting of his heroics......Belle gets so HOT hearing about how often he has risked his life for our country.

might I add...boasting of his heroics and a new fake body part.

Philip tries to manhandle women at least once every day......it makes Belle wanna "jump" him each and every time.

Throwing the dirt on top of John's casket so he can hurry up and put the moves on Belle is a low-down thing to do...but Belle can wait to go down low on PHillimp...Phillimp...get it limp.

Philip has clearly found Belle's special "spot".....ST. LUKE'S CHURCH! It makes her want dirty sex every time!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phillimp is always LIMP!!!!!!

LMAO!!!

Running over Shawn with his car......Belle gets turned on when someone she loves gets hurt or dies.

you are so bad for that!

Sorry!

don't apologize...it was funny.

Okay...I thought maybe I had gone too far or something, lol.

heck no..there is no such thing as too far for me when it comes to Belle.

LMAO!! So true !

Oh....that is so bad it is GOOD! LOL!!!

Hahaha....I just couldn't resist .