So whats your favorite lines from the show?

J.D.: Can you believe Elliot's working in a free clinic?
Cox: Who?
J.D.: Dr. Reid?
Cox: I'm sorry, that's just not ringing a bell.
Carla: She and J.D. used to sleep together.
Cox: "J.D.?"
J.D.: That's not even funny!
Cox: Priscilla, I honestly, on my mother's grave, thought your real name was Carol.

basterd covered basterd with basterd filling..... hahahah or something like that

My absolute favorite line is the one sung by the opera singer who warns JD when he's about to make a

MIS-TAAAAAKE!

I'm sure I went around for weeks after that episode aired singing "mis-taaaake."

Mine would have to be:

JD: What are you doing?

Dr. Cox: This is my imaginary warning light, whenever it starts blinking a situation has 10 seconds to resolve itself before I flash white with rage and kill someone....1, 2, 3, 4,..........7, 8, 9, and 10

JD: I had a little time getting my Baby GAP t-shirt off

Dr. Cox: It'll happen

This exchange is quite funny. I was wondering if anyone knew the exchange between Dr. Kelso and Doug when Doug is on the elevator with a dead body J.D. had taken and Doug had left his gurney in the morgue. Does anyone remeber what was said or even the episode it was in?

So, I know there's a thread for favorite lines but it's pretty dead. This is a place to post great quotes from the show. It doesn't have to be you're favorite but just something that got you laughing. I'll start. I was watching My Fruit Cups tonight and this line from that one just gets me every time.

Dr. Cox: "I'm going to the light. There must be a mistake. This is h*ll. Hello Hitler. Hello Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird."

Pretty much anything that comes out of Dr Cox's mouth (aside from the constant "girlie" remarks toward JD that's getting pretty old) leaves me in stitches (pun VERY INTENDED )

KA23

Yeah, Coxie is pretty funny.

Example;

Today's rerun on Com Central -- after Jordan's Botox overload....

"Show me a-mused...be-mused....c-mused"


Silly, but i love it!!!!

KA23

Yeah, I just watched that one today.

and in a word........Booooiiiiiiiinnnnnngggggggg!!!!!


GOD would I love to do that!!!!


KA23

dr. cox is the pretty much the funny one. but jordan is pretty funny. Shes really great at those one liners that are so dry.
I also love the phrase, vanilla bear and chocolate bear. it's funny in a creepy waylol

J.D.: Can you believe Elliot's working in a free clinic?
Cox: Who?
J.D.: Dr. Reid?
Cox: I'm sorry, that's just not ringing a bell.
Carla: She and J.D. used to sleep together.
Cox: J.D.?
J.D.: That's not even funny!
Cox: Priscilla, I honestly, on my mother's grave, thought your real name was Carol.

I was wondering if anyone knew the exchange between Dr. Kelso and Doug when Doug is on the elevator with a dead body J.D. had taken from the morgue and Doug had left his gurney in the morgue. Doug said, "I left my gurney in the morgue." Does anyone remeber what Kelso said or even the episode it was in?

Anything Dr. Cox says is pure gold. Can't think of anything at the moment, though.

the whole show in general !!!!

i luv

j.d"r u naked right now"turk yeah how did u know that"j.d"ur voice is always higher when ur naked!" dr.cox "not disturbing that u know that."

it isnt histarcol but it is weird! i would luv 2 see a episode showing j.d. walking in on turk naked with his voice high_picth

Dr. Cox Is Funny...relley one of the only funny all_the time cast members

I love the episode that was on this afternoon where Ted does boing...flip to Kelso when he calls him names.

That is funny. I liked when Cox said that at the end. I laughed.

Dr. Cox: "I'm going to the light. There must be a mistake. This is h*ll. Hello Hitler. Hello Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird."
thats my fav.

Turk and JD are playing World's Most Giant Doctor outside:
Turk: "OK, it's my turn to go on top."
JD: "Turk, remember what happened when we played Giant Black Doctor? People ran..."

Last week's episode:
JD TO HIMSELF: Hey a new black intern, oh its just Turk

JD in a ridiculous voice: HEY TURK!
TURK: Wus happenin JD
JD: hey hey hey

I don't think that's how it went.

Scrubs is such a great show (it rivals or exceeds Seinfeld, in my opinion). There are so many great quotes.

Here's one from a few weeks ago. This isn't a direct quote, but it's close.

Dr. Kelso thinking to himself about (I think) JD: "If he was gay, I'd set him up with my son. He's been looking for a new powerbottom."



Or this:

Dr. Kelso: "What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap (Kelso points his thumbs at himself)? Bob Kelso.

Kelso rules!

I laugh so hard every time Kelso says that!

I remembered someone writing about this and I saw the episode tonight on Comedy Central. Dr. Kelso said your a superstar. My Buddy's Booty ep 511.

Yeah, I watched it today and I got the quote:

Doug: "I left my gurney downstairs in the morgue."
Kelso: "You're a superstar."

I love it.

Dr. Cox: "Good God Barbie, are you a real doctor? Or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

and later that episode...

Dr Cox: "Good God Barbie, are you a real doctor? Or a doctor like Julius Erving is a doctor?"

Elliot telling Carla what the Gyno said: "You are very healthy down there."

Elliot: "I like to keep a clean shop."

I love that quote.

when Carla says something about turk gaining weight then remarks about his other wife (JD) coming to his rescue
JD " Don't listen! You have a body like Taye Diggs!"
Turk (to Carla) "TAYE DIGGS!!!!!"

not exact...but good stuff....

Anytime Dr. Cox talks to god, or swears to Aïsha.

In series 2 when turk says to the little boy that eats everything:
"push the dookie" always gets me

That was hilarious.

from "My Way Home"

JDs Inner Monologue
After trying to get out of the hospital vertically, I decided to go the horozontal route....fitting in a body bag...

JD: Can you press lobby please???

Doug freaks out and starts screaming and hitting JD with a fire extinguisher

JD: Doug why were you hitting me?

Doug: Because I thought you were a dead guy coming back to life!!

JD: Then why were you hitting ME?!?!

Doug: Dead people should be dead....

Bob talking to Elliot:

"Seeing that you went to four years of college and four years of medical school I can safely assume you're atleast 8."

Then another time Bob's talking:

"What has 2 thumbs and doesn't give a crap?" (points thumbs towards self) "Bob Kelso."

That's a good one. I love that episode.

oh man, just thought of one... remember season 4 when they poked fun at the melodramatic piano piece that played at every "emotional" moment in the first 3 seasons? we find out that its actually playing in jd's inner monologue..

ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baahhhhhhhhh..... ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaahhhhhhhh....

i dunno if that translates well into type.... y'all know what i am talking about?

how about this one. both of the episodes with michael j fox are amazing but....

"I must conquer the roof toilet!!"

Hooch's rant after the boulloin cubes incident!

Who the ****...put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?!
Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you?
If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the baaaaasssss --
and someone...will be getting...mowed...down.

Hooch is crazy!!

Anytime anyone calls Janitor jumpsuit.

In whatever episode I'm watching now

Patient: "Want some IV?"
Turk: "No thanks. I'm good."
Patient: "You sure?"

Hooch is crazy.

I'm pretty sure that episode is "My Old Lady". Another great quote from that episode is
Old Lady: I'm ready to die.
Delivery guy: I've got a ton of bricks for a Dr. John Dorian.....sign here, please.
and then bricks fall on J.D. Hilarious!!

or when jd says to fox
"you are unflappable!"
and he responds
"it is true. i cannot be flapped."

[Explaining the real world to JD]
Dr. Cox : You've got to wa-a-a-ke up, honey... oh no, you wet the bed again... Why can't I have a normal child without these problems?
or
Dr. Elliot Reed: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Perry Cox : No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.
Dr. Elliot Reed: I'm sorry, that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.
Dr. Perry Cox : Ooh, "Backbone Barbie".
and my favorite in my female trouble
Nina: I guess I should thank him to.
[Kisses JD]
Dr. Cox: Oh My god I gagged and Vomited at the same time. I Gavomited

[Explaining the real world to JD]
Dr. Cox : You've got to wa-a-a-ke up, honey... oh no, you wet the bed again... Why can't I have a normal child without these problems?
or
Dr. Elliot Reed: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Perry Cox : No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.
Dr. Elliot Reed: I'm sorry, that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.
Dr. Perry Cox : Ooh, "Backbone Barbie".
and my favorite in my female trouble
Nina: I guess I should thank him to.
[Kisses JD]
Dr. Cox: Oh My god I gagged and Vomited at the same time. I Gavomited

I love those two quotes.

Anything that J.D. says in his head is usually hillarious, of course most of the Cox rants are pretty funny...and of course when Elliot reveals something very wierd and embarassing about her childhood or just says something embarassing...but I think the 2 best quotes that I can think of right now that always get me laughing histerically are

"(Turk in his head)Oh no shes in my head, quick use it to your advantage...make me a sandwhich women!"
Carla: Make it ya damnself!
AWWWW

and of course...

Kelso:"who has 2 thumbs and doesnt give a crap?Bob kelso, havent me met?

oh...and...

Dr.Cox:"(to JD & Turk)Hey newly weds & Carla".

and...

Turk:"(to JD)you just gotta find that one person that u can just hold hands with and be happy"(JD holding onto Turks shoulder with a look of satisfaction on his face)Dude not me!
JD:" I know(looking disapointed)"

and plenty more that I just cant think of right now

In My Drive By -
Dr. Cox: "I'm Jesus H. Cox, M.D."