ITA Nole!!! I cant beleive how stupid both of them are! Incest is Best they seem to think. WHat losers

Here's one for the Staph thread.


Max: I had to tell the judge today that Decker raped my girlfriend.


Nick: Dude, you have a girlfriend? Who is it?


Staph: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!


Chelsea: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaapppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

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Thank goodness i didnt have to see her face today on my TV screen. Man these past two episodes with her and her uncle have been making me Mmmwwwaaappphhh so hard gosh darn it!

Too funny, babyfaith..."Dude, you have a girlfriend? Who is it?"

Nick always has that look on his face, like he is thinking, "Dude?" LOL

Hellooooooooooooooo...one of his sisters is your mom!! Your grandpa is in that grave. Act like you care!

Bumping this up to keep the "family" together...If Comcast doesn't fail me tonight, hopefully I'll remember the addition to the collection I had the other night and be able to post it.

Oh, how sweet...Max is visiting my grandpa's grave.


I bet he's talking to my grandpa about me...ME ME ME ME ME. He's probably telling my grandpa he doesn't have to worry about me because he's my boyfriend and he'll take care of me...ME ME ME ME ME.


Wait a minute...did I just hear Max call my grandpa "Pop"? What's he doing? Is he so upset he went to the wrong grave? I don't understand this at all...I'm just the Village Idiot...




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Another good one Nole.

Stay tuned...I'm feeling creative tonight...

So stupid Stephanie seems to be completely fine and happy.. while the rest of the clue is completely bummed. Sooo everyone else has to grieve and mop, but stephanie is spared the pain of her granpa dying, her parents being in a crash, and her uncle bo about to die. She needs a new s/l and needs to be written better bcuz there looks to be no way of getting ride of her... then again every high school (salem is a very much a hs lol) has to have a ditz

lol Yep, she is the ditz. I actually tried to like her until the whole sorority s/l thing. She was acting selfish and trying to push poor Cordy to confessing while she stood back and watched.
I couldn't believe that she actually told Chelsea that Bo was her uncle and wanted to know how he was doing. I was really shocked. lol But I can't stand to sit back and watch her act like she is not a Brady. I hate that they make Steve and Kayla's daughter look so bad. She should be part sweet mixed with part bada$$ but instead she is a self-centered ditz trying to do her uncle.

John: Rolf, I want you to open that laboratory of yours back up.
Rolf: But, Mr. Black, you just had me lock it up and give you the key.


John: Yeah, I know. But my new family has a little problem and I was hoping you could fix it.
Rolf: Yah, yah...what kind of problem?


John: Well, it seems like Max Brady and his niece are "hooking up" if you know what I mean.


Rolf: Gott in Himmell...I just threw up in my mouth...


John: Yeah...it's pretty disgusting...
Rolf: Okay, but what can I do?


John: Well...I want you to do to Max what you did to me. Erase all his memories of Staph and put some kind of trigger in his head that causes a sharp pain in his groin every time he has a naughty thought about any of his nieces.
Rolf: Yah, yah...I can do that. But what about the niece? Don't you want me to do something to her?


John: No way, man. She's stupid, she's easy, and she has a thing for her relatives. She just found out she's related to me, so I'm gonna get me a piece of that.
Rolf: Yah, I've heard that she'll do it anywhere, any time, with anyone.

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You are on a roll tonight! That was hilarious. A sharp pain in his groin...I'm gonna get me a piece of that...LMAO!

NoleDays, This an interesting room. Liked ur little play from John. I have cuzins adopted in my family. I went 10 years wo seeing some and I would never go after them. That is sic. If they had kids would they call Max dad or uncle?

Welcome Manda Kaye. I have 2 adoptive sisters and one has 2 sons which are my nephews. The writers for this show are so idiotic with this s/l. Glad you are joining us. Go back and read and get a good laugh. That is how we deal with the disgust. lol

Welcome! Glad you decided to join us in our little Underworld. Make sure you go back a ways in all the anti-Staph, Max and Mmmmwwwwaaaaph threads. And I just added a new one to the Anti-Chlo-Me thread.

Nole you're inspiring me to do another one. lol But it's getting late for me. So I may wait until tomorrow sometime.

Yep, it's late for me, too...gonna be logging off now...nighty-night, everybody!!

Have a good one. I think I need to get going too. Night everyone!

Hi everyone!!!! how is everybody!! OMG i havent been able to log onto this site due to the maintenance stuff, and its been over 4 days since i cant b*tch about how stupid and retarted Stephanie is!!

HOw in the world does Anna not know Stephanie? She's like "oh your steve and Kaylas Daughter right?" Didnt she just see her at Shawns Funeral? or at the Brady pub humping her uncle!

I swear sometimes I want Sheffer back just because "what are the friggin writers thinking? OMG !!!

Hi Savvy, Wecome back!! Sheffer was the one that started it, wasn't he? The new writers are just following it through. Stupid, stupid writers!!
Didn't you just want to vomit when Max put his hand on her leg at the graveyard? MMMwwwaaappphhhhh!!!! And now they are making them say they love each other. Gag!!

Yeah I know!! its horrible!! And i dont beleive Sheffer started the Max and Stephanie this time around. he did the Max and Stephanie when the other girl was playing the part. These new writers are the ones who have made this couple an actual "couple" so to say, and they are ridiculous.

Stephanie is so stupid she's dumber than everything in the entire world LOL.

Thank goodness for DVR! I cant even stand that tramps voice! So "valleygirl" like. Geez she needs to get off this show and fast

LOL these are too funny

The writing is just getting way behind dumb cause after finally getting caught up in the episodes for this week this is what I realized the character of Stephanie is only going to get dumber and dumber as time goes on.

Max was sitting by grampa Shawn's grave talking to him and Max said that he was his father and how he missed him and all which was very touching until Stephanie show up and ruined it all by one showing up and two she said that to grampa Shawn's grave that you've raised a great man and I'm falling in love with him that whole line was so wrong the writers are even showing that it was her grandfather as well and only Max's father so she might have not been around him growing up but still its her grandfather why can't that twit realize that at all (still blaming the writers on this one)

ugh is there a point in trying to make sense of this show anymore or atleast this storyline

I agree with everyone else here about Staph ruining the scene with Max at Shawn's grave. I couldn't believe the idiot barged in on Max like that. Who does something like that? I know if I saw someone talking to their loved one's grave, I wouldn't interrupt them. What a little twit!

Welcome back!!!! I was off for most of the week, too, because of Comcast "HighSpeed" Internet problems. Either I couldn't get online at all or it was soooooooooooooo sloooooooooooow that by the time I tried to post, it timed out. The guy comes back tomorrow to do some more work and I'm taking off so I can follow him around like a puppy dog and make sure it is fixed once and for all. That $87.00 credit they're giving me isn't gonna be good enough if I start having problems again. I'll be switching to Embarq DSL. It may be slower, but according to friends who have it, it never goes out.

Yes, that was so stupid.

I couldn't log on this site either for about 3 or so days.
I don't know why.
But I'm soooooo behind on reading the board.

Yeah well you lost your internet connection at a great time, because MANY of us couldnt log in for days. I couldnt log in for most of the morning. I really hope thye fix these gliches soon!




Hey joonbee! i've missed seeing you around here! I bet you're so behind on reading this board, but take some time out and read all of our Staph Infection Collection in here and the Anti Mmmwwaapph thread, you are going to get a kick out of what everyone says! hahahhah

OMG Stephanie is on my screen! Ahhhhh the "stupid valley girl" is back!

Yeah...I kept trying to get on this morning and early afternoon before the Comcast guy got here. I kept getting a message saying something about the file being too large. WTF?

I had trouble too. Glad it wasn't just me. I get paranoid of being banned over infection collections. LOL

Oh bummer...today's pics aren't up yet? lol

Hey girls!! yeah its not just you two! Its me as well! I'm lucky that i even got back on here, it said "file too large" and stuff like that

I wonder what those people did to this site to make it mess up so much?

Ah well, i've definitely got a banner idea for Steph and her one true love, Mr. Monkey. Since the Monkey is smarter than her, they can live out in the wild while he fends and provides for the family, while she "oogles and boogles" and says "duhh" all the time, its pure monkey talk!

Can't wait to see it.

Steve: Let's get to the hospital. That was your mom and your Uncle Bo is getting worse...


Staph: Chelsea's dad is my uncle?????




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I got a good chuckle out of that one. LOL

Steph: How come that man just called you Patch?
Steve: I am working with the Salem PD on something and that is my undercover name.
Steph: That doesn't seem very undercover since people used to call you Patch all the time.


Steve: (thinks to self) Wow, she might be smarter than I thought.


Steve: You are right. That was a guy from my past when I didn't know who I was. But no worries. Everything is cool. How are things with you?
Stephanie: Things are great for Meeeeeeeeeee. Things with meeeee and Uncle Max are great. In fact, I think I might be in love with him.


Steve: (to self again) Mwwaapphhh...I spoke to soon. She thinks she is in love with her Uncle Max...still stupid.

That one made me remember another I'd planned to do...




Steve: So...you see, this Ava chick is after me, and probably after your mom. She's crazy and there's no telling what she'll do. Of course, we need to keep this from Kayla. We don't want her upset because it might affect the baby. You'll keep this a secret won't you, Little Sweetness? Promise me you won't tell anyone about this, anyone.
Staph: Sure, Papa...you know I can keep a secret.


Staph: [Thinking to herself] Is he nuts? Me? Keep a secret? I went squealing to Max about Ford's death the very next morning. I have to find Max now and tell him. Maybe I'll tell Chelsea, too. After all, neither of them would have any reason to tell my mom. I mean, why would they care that my mom's life was in danger? She's my mom, they have no reason to be concerned about her.




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So true. She didn't even hesitate to pick that phone up, did she? LOL I bet that she tells Max as soon as she sees him again. And unfortunately, she will see him again. lol

Yeah...but at least that gives us more ammunition for the "collections." I hate to say it, but as much as I always hated it when she was on (and especially with Max) I sorta look forward to it because I can make up new "stories".

Well...it's after 10:00 my time and I've still got to get my clothes ready for tomorrow and get into bed. See ya!!!

Hey, Manda Kaye! I see you down there...hope you're going back and reading all the "collections."

hahhaha! you're right! I do hate to say this, but i kinda look forward to all of her scenes becasue we can definitely get great ammunition with every single thing that dumbarse says. hahahha

those were great babyfaith and nole! i'm gonna make one

LOL these are too funny

Staphs Life Motto:

LOL That is funny.

lol I know. I always think, well, she or both of them are on, at least I get some material to work with. LOL
I had to get off here last night too. It was after 10:00 and Medium was on. lol

lol!!!! LMFAO!!! thats great!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly!!!!!

Dr. Jonas: Dr. Carver, I have something very important to talk to you about.
Lexie: Certainly, what is it?


Dr. Jonas: Well...I'm a little confused about the Brady family. Staph is Kayla's daughter...And Max is Kayla's brother...Sooooooo...why do I get the feeling that Staph wants to jump Max's bones everytime I see them in the same room together?


Lexie: Well, here's Kayla...why don't you ask her?
Dr. Jonas: Dr. Johnson...are you aware your daughter has the hots for your brother?


Kayla: OMG...it's bad enough that family and friends have noticed. Now a perfect stranger! I'm so embarassed. You have to realize that the girl is dumber than a sack of hair. She just doesn't know any better. Her father and I have tried to nip this whole thing in the bud, but she just doesn't understand that Max is her uncle and it's wrong for her to be with him.


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Thats too funny Nole

Here's another one about Staph so her right now