After todays episode, I can't wait to see the new stuff you guys come up with, i'm ready for a good laugh!

Me tooo

Only the Village Idiot would think it was okay to hang around her boyfriend (mmmmwwwwaaaaph, excuse me, I threw up in my mouth when I typed that) and talk to him while he is WORKING!!! It would serve Max and Staph both right if Max got canned from his community service job because of her hanging around interfering with his work. And of course, then he would have to go to jail because he violated his probation. Maybe then, he'd dump her a$$.

I tried to watch their scenes, since the coming attractions from yesterday teased that maybe he was going to break up with her. But, I finally gave up and started fast-forwarding. Even then I had to see them making out (mmmmwwwwaaaaph dammit, it happened again).

BTW...New songs in the Anti-Staph and Anti-Max threads. Gotta love those oldies!

yeah, really. LOL Oh, and I will have to work on that collection for you. LOL


Like I said earlier, I heard, "Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah..." And a bunch of nasty slurping and smacking. Mmmwwwaapphhhhh!!!

Aw, bummer, no screen shots up yet. I will have to come up with something with other pics I guess. lol

Max: Staph, you have to stop going down at the docks while I am working.


Staph: But why? I don't understand.
Max: Well, I am supposed to be working. And the guys are making fun of me.


Staph: They are making fun of you because your girlfriend comes to visit you at work?


Max: No, you dimwit, they are making fun of me because my girlfriend is my niece! I'm trying to move up to Grunt #1 and I can't do that if you keep coming around here.


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Grunt #1!!!

seriously im dying here!!! GRUNT is a friggin classic...more banners coming LMFAO!!!

Did any of you see this spoiler for the week of April 14th: Stephanie sneaks into Max's bedroom. Please, please, please don't subject us to a Stax bump-n-grind session!! Get your puke bags ready to go, just in case.

Ick!!! Barf!!! Puke!!! Hurl!!! MMMMWWWWAAAAPH!!!!!

I'll definitely toss my cookies if that happens. Even if I'm FFing I have to be watching so I don't FF through the next scene. Someone needs to invent a Mwaph button on remotes so that whenever they're on, your remote automatically FF through just that scene and you don't have to pay attention to what's on. The person who invented that would make millions...no...BILLIONS!

I am so loving it. I knew u or Nole could make a collection and it be funny.

LMAO, a Mwaph button!

Yeah, I saw that spoiler too, god only knows what's gonna happen in that episode.

Oh gag! MMMMWWWAAAPPPHHHHHH!!! I hope it is just misleading. EEeeeuuuwwww.... please noooooo...

LOL A Mwaph button. lol

LOL Thanks.

And BTW, for those who wanted a 'Mmmmwaph Button', we have one in the toolbar. We use it on the Passions boards, but it applies here, too!

(The Way Stax Sucks)

More oldies


Committing incest in the moonlight
Vomiting and Mwaphing not too far out of sight.
People are talking but we really don't care,
Committing incest is the reason we're here.


Can't think of the name of the song right off, but I hope you guys know which one it is. lol

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What's up with the screen shots, dammit!!!! None yesterday and still not up today. I have some great ideas for collections, but I need those screen shots. I checked through all I have on Photobucket and they just won't work. I need my fix, man...I need it baaaaaaaaaaaad!

Looks like I've got a "collection" monkey on my back...

And babyfaith, was it Dancing in the Moonlight by King Harvest, from the late 70's? That's the tune I used and it seemed to work. And, BTW, I just ate, man!

Sorry about dinner. And I know what you mean about the pics. I really wanted those bad yesterday. LMAO! Do we sound like a couple of addicts or what?

I think you are right about the song. I will look that one up on the internet and see if the lyrics match what I was thinking in my head. lol

Ok, I don't think it was that one. lol I can't for the life of me figure out the name of the song but I don't think dancing in the moonlight was it's title. It almost sounds like a tequila song, in a way. LOL

It goes something like this...I'm sure I have some words wrong...

We like our fun and we never fight,
You can't dance and stay uptight,
It's a supernatural delight,
Everybody's dancing in the moonlight.

Dancing in the moonlight,
everybody's feeling our woman right,
it's such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody's dancing in the moonlight.

I found those words and heard a little bit of the tune. I remember that song but that wasn't it. LOL I am thinking the words so something like this,
We were double parking in the moonlight
Something something about sight. LOL
And the forth line has the song title in it. It is bugging me now. LOL But I can't find any songs online with double parking in them. lol


LOL But when I think of it, I don't think it is double parking in the moonlight either. But it isn't the tune of the one you said. LOL

Paradise by the Dashboard Light by Meatloaf? (One of my favorite songs by the way.)

lol Let me check.

Just pulled my CD and the words are in the cover...



I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday...
Parking by the lake and there was not another car in sight...
And I never had a girl, looking any better than you did,
And all the kids at school they were wishing they were me that night.

And now our bodies are oh, so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right.
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife,
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife.
C'mon hold on tight,
C'mon hold on tight...

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light.

Ain't no doubt about it we were doubly blessed,
'Cause we were barely 17 and we were barely dressed...



And there's much more because it's about a 7 or 8 minute song...

I need some help.. i'm doing a good storyline..



who is this boy with Morgan?

Marlena: whats the real reason why your leaving Salem?
Belle: gezze you know incest is on the rise.. look at Stephanie and Max.. mmmmmwwwwwwaaaaapphh!
Marlena: I know what your saying.. I seen them kissing at the hospital and I threw up in my mouth twice!
Belle: gezze these two are so gross.. hasn't anyone told them they are related? my poor daughter Claire is so smart and knows they are related..
Marlena: well Claire is a smart kid!



Claire: Mommy.. can we leave Salem before Great Uncle Max starts to hit on me?? please mommy!

Love it, Krista!!!! And you know that by the time they get back, she'll be SORASed to 18 and no longer jail bait...perfect for Uncle Max!!!!

And that guy is Ethan. I'm pretty sure that's his name...he's Tony's assistant...my mind's suddenly gone blank...it's because I'm Jonesin' for some screen shots to make collections. The days Staph has been on they haven't had the screen shots. Oh, man, I'm hurtin' here...need some screen shots...need 'em bad...

run Claire run!!

ah look out when you get them..



Morgan: so Ethan new in Salem?
Ethan: yes pretty much.. just working for Tony!
Morgan: I want to put you on a warning with people in salem.. Stephanie Johnson is the uncle fu*ker of Salem!
Ethan: Uncle Fu*ker?
Morgan: the girl like her uncle Max Brady..
Ethan: ewwwwwwwww mmmmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaapppphhhhhh!!

Krista, that was funny. Run, Claire, Run! lol

Well, poo, that's not it either. LOL Maybe it will come to me. It sounds more slow and country-ish.

Since Ethan's a "geek" perhaps he would find it kinky and want to get with Staph...after all, he's probably already heard that she's easy...and he might figure if she'd do her own uncle, she'd do him..and perhaps he'd become insane and kidnap her...and take her far, far away...

I can dream can't I?

hopefully..

Noledays.. thats funny!!

Oh my goodness Nole, that was hilarious!! The actual vomit is priceless! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've said it once I'll say it again, this is the best room on this entire board hands down, I've never laughed this much while on my computer!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh....after all that, I finally found a good website that had the music. And after listening a few minutes, it is that song. LOL Duh! So yes, Dancing in the Moonlight by King Harvest. lol It is instrumental, but that's it. Here is the link. lol
http://www.moonlightsys.com/themoon/frametoc.html

Just go to the box on the left and click on the song Dancing in the Moonlight for anyone who wants to hear it. LOL

LOL I have to come in here everyday to get a good laugh. I love this room.

Sign me up. I find this disgusting pairing insulting towards adopted people out there. It sends out a message that it's okay to date your family members.

Welcome to the barf wagon KiriakisFan! Glad to have you over here with us.

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OMG! I almost pee'd myself from laughing so hard. Staph and uncle Max were both racecar drivers. How come they didn't recognize each other. What about family pictures, didn't Kayla have any around for Staph to see. What happens if Kayla has a girl? Will it be okay for her to date uncle Frankie, since she isn't going to grow up living in the same town as him. One day baby girl buttercup comes home and says "Mom, dad this is my boyfriend uncle Frankie."

Welcome to all the new members of our little Underworld. Be sure to go back and read all the "collections" in this thread, as well as the Anti-Staph and Anti-Max threads. But, a couple of warnings...

If you are drinking a refreshing beverage while here, sip and swallow first, then read the "collection." Otherwise, you'll either spew the beverage through your nose or strangle on the beverage. Also, make sure you take regular bathroom breaks. People have been known to pee on themselves laughing so hard.

A couple of us have also added "collections" to the Anti-ChloMe and Anti-Lexie threads. Even if you like either of them, the "collections" will make you laugh.

Thank you! This pairing is indeed barf worthy. What the heck are the writers thinking? They really are insulting our intelligence by trying to hide the fact that they're related.

I know. I thought I remembered them saying something about both being drivers before and knowing each other then. This was when they first came on the show. I am pretty sure I heard something mentioned somewhere. I am sure they knew each other and who each other are. Why would Staph be racing and her mom not say, "Hey, your Uncle Max does that too. You know, Max Brady." Duh! You can't tell me they didn't know each other. lol

welcome to the anti place.. we all hate Stax! so have fun in here and bash Stax!

ugh Chit Chat Haven never updated.. come on people we need those pictures to make fun of Stax!

we caught up with Jim Carey and a rockband named Nickelback and wanted their feedback on Stax!



first Stax siting..

Reporter: Jim what can you tell us about this awful couple in Stephanie and Max?



Jim: OMG my eyes.. make this mess stop.. DOOL is losing rating because of these two!
Reporter: well said Jim.. how did you find out about these couples?
Jim: me and my girlfriend turn on DOOL on day and see them and they was kissing.. and I said awww look and I looked them up and found out they are related.. I threw up in my mouth three times!
Reporter: well said Jim!



another Stax siteing:



Reporter: Nickelback what can you tell us about Stax?
Nickelback: well our girlfriends and wives turned on DOOL and I seen these two.. and I been hearing alot about these two they are related!
Reporter: does this bother you?
Nickelback: yes it bothers me alot.. knowing that Stephanie's parents accept it is just sick.. Max is Stephanie's mom sister! how creepy is that?
Reporter: well said nickelback.. anything else you wanna say?
Nickelback: we are writing a new song.. its title is called incest.. and its goes to this couple.. and its written by the girls on NBC..
Reporter: I know that will be a number one hit!!

now back to the station.. its true everyone hates Stax.. get a clue Stax is gross and don't desever to be on TV....

Krista!!! And dadgummit, we better start getting some screen shots. I'm tellin' you, I'm going through major withdrawal!!!!

I don't know if any of you had the same problem but I had no access to these boards for WEEKS!!! There was somekind of internal server error?? Everytime I watched a Stax scene I'd get sick and then think of you all and the freaking hilarious pics/comments!! I'm soooo glad to have the boards back up! Down with Stax!!!

whats wrong with stax? they are not related. so what? even if they were, so what one could just get sterilized so their wouldnt be any deformed idiot babies
incest taboos are about babies so just don't have any.