Jawn: you got to be serious writers.. I got to fight uncle fu*ker? lord this is going to so easy.. does this boy have no brains at all? don't worry i'll give a shoutout to the stax haters this if for you!



Max: MOMMY SAVE ME!!!!!



Guy: idk but my money on Jawn.. he will break his record.. I give him 2 seconds and he will knock Max's lights out!

John would snap Max like a twig.

hahhahahhahahhah!!!!! so friggin funny!!! wonderful! GO JAWN!!!! KICK HIS puny pervert ass!!!

OMG Krista! That was awesome! LOL

showin' some more hate for stuncle today! I hate them!!!

I was looking forward to a good, old-fashioned a$$-kicking today...then StephaMe had to show up and ruin it. Seriously, his niece/girlfriend was able to push him away, and he thought he could beat NuJohn's a$$? What a moron!!!

Jawn: god listening too these talk is making me very angry.. and I wanted to kick some of uncle fu*kers butt.. than Max's beloved neice Staph showed up... mmmmmmwwwwwwaaaaappppphhhhhh!



Nicole: did you hear about the fight that never happened on the loading docks? Max vs Jawn.. Max's neice Staph came and stopped it of course.. mmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwaaaaapppppphhhhhhh!!



Staph: hello who this?
man: you know who this is...
Staph: who is this?
man: its Shawn Staph.. I been hearing alot about you!
Staph: oh hi Shawn.. how you and Belle?
Shawn: were ok.. I just wanted to call and see if you had any offerings and when you can book me in!
Staph: i'm sorry I only do uncles!
Shawn: i'm sure my dad wouldn't want to take a shot at you mmmmmmwwwwwaaaaapppppphhhhh!!



Jawn: oh darn I didn't get to show my great new moves on Uncle Max.. thanks to his neice Staph.. give me a break writers I could of broke this boy like a twig!

that was one of THE funniest infections I've ever seen! Great job krista! that literally had me laughing out loud! my boyfriend is like "WTF!" hahhahahahahhhaahahhahah

Max: Bring it on, old man! I'm a GOD...Terry says so!!!


Staph: Please boys...don't fight over meeeeeeeeeeeeee!


Jawn: God...shut up, uncle f***er...not everything is about you.

LOL. Max is alot of things,but a GOD,No frickin way.

Definitely K Mart!!! Yeah definitely K Mart



Uh no K Mart sucks MaxMan

Great one Animos!!!

Steph: Hello..Uncle Fu**ers help line? My name is Stephanie.. me and my uncle have been dating for over two months now.. and he's not boinking me or giving me any attention! I've been following him around everywhere...sitting in his pub watching his every move and he's acting like an ass and he wants to be alone!! But I want him to focus on ME!!! I'm a h o r n y dumbass and i need him to boink me asap otherwise I'm going to have to resort to my other uncle.. and his breath stinks like garlic... can you help?


OPERATOR: Umm Steph.. this helpline is when people want to break up with their uncles... not get back together with him.. I'd suggest you do that same!


Steph: Oh shoot.. i dialed the wrong number! I'm gonna have to find the right one..

**she hangs up the phone and sits in the pub watching Max's every move**


Steph: Hey uncle Max! what is wrong with you! Give me attention! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!


Max: Stephanie..how many times have I told you.. leave me alone! you're acting like a baby and you know I spanked you when you acted up back when you were a baby..dont make me do that now.. take a chill pill


Steph: But Uncle max.. we haven't boinked in over two weeks.. and you havent had the world revolve around me!!! Im going crazy here!


Max: Okay steph..i'll tell u the truth.. the last time we had incestuous love you smelt like fish..down there... and it gave me a bad taste in my mouth...


Kayla: Oh no steph.. thats so not good!

STEPH: Oh no!!! I thought I got that problem fixed when i bought the Uncle Fu**er Fish Ointment!!!!



screen shots provided by: chit-chat-haven.com

*Lucas we all have the face watching Stax too your not the only person!!*




Max: hey Ciara how is my favorite neice??
Ciara: SOMEONE HELP.. MAX IS TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER NEICE!! MMMMMMWWWWWAAAAAPPPPHHHH!
Caroline: that wasn't nice Max coming over here to see another neice and for what? I wont let you touch this angel Ciara!
Max: uh.. what did I do wrong???




Roman: didn't I tell you to stay away from your neice?
Max: but all I did was say hi to Ciara!
Roman: don't matter still your neice and she is scar for life after seeing her uncle Max and Stephanie together... mmmmmwwwwwwwaaaaappppppphhhh.. the next time you see Ciara just walk the other way!

Oh my goodness Ally, that is too funny!!!

Showing some hate for Stuncle today!

Savvy, Krista, Ally and Animos...you have me rolling. Those are hilarious!

OMG these are hilarious!!!

Max: Ok Ciara I'm going to try to teach you a lesson..This is what you will look like if you date someone you are related to..



Caroline: Oh brother, I tried teaching you this lesson a while ago Max..Obviously it didn't work..

Ciara: Grandma, why does Uncle Max make that face at me and say 'clam dive'?

Caroline: I don't know, honey...but we're leaving before Max and Dr. Dan get into a fight over who's going to sleep with you first. Make sure you hold onto that doll, or else Lucas might let you wander out into traffic.



Lucas: Say what you want about me...at least I don't have sex with Chelsea or any of my other nieces!

RUN!!!

OMG!!
You are all so funny. I was reading and catching up and I was in hysterics.
Thanks for making my day.

omg these are hilarious!!!

Those are all freaking hilarious!!!!!!

However, I have a little something to say to StephaMe...

StephaMe dear...

In yesterday's show alone, there were multiple clues that Max is your UNCLE!!!

Your Uncle Roman called your boyfriend "baby brother"...

Your grandma called your boyfriend "my son"...

Your boyfriend called your grandma "our mom"...

Your boyfriend called your grandpa "my pop"...

Hello...

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE INCEST!!!!!!!!!

I came here to show my hate for the crap that is STAX(which, I have to say, I think sounds like a STD, always have), and I find the funniest posts. Those picture shows are great. My mom and I noticed the family references in Friday's show as well, but none of the characters seemed to. Really, there has to some man in town that Steph could date that doesn't have the last name Brady, why can't she go find one? Max was doing well for awhile, dating Morgan, but, he failed, and is dating his "Sis"'s daughter. The whole concept is gross, I don't even think that the actors have that great chemistry with eachother to merit the realationship.

And be sure to sign in as a Stax Buster in the Stax Buster thread!!!

For real! I wish they would just let her dump his hiney already.


Welcome!!! I couldn't agree more. They are boring on top of being related. I loved Max with Morgan. But why they decided to put him with a family member is beyond me.

I noticed all that too. It's getting more difficult for this show to try to gloss over the fact that these two have the same family.

Yeah...any family drama of Steph's is also Max's family drama, and vice versa.

Nole...i smell another banner!!!! BRB!

I just couldnt help myself..... thank you Nole!

LOL,The creepy part is I don't think they care,do I have to write to SOD about STAX too.

Please do! LOL

We all should send an email or call in at least once a week. Babyfaith do you have the comment line phone number?

**when you call the comment line ask the lady to put you to the comment line***

Excellent!!!!!!

hehehe...Nole..i thought you might like it!

I do. I will post it tomorrow. Sounds like a plan.

K I'll be waiting!

Ok, here are the numbers:

Comment line: 818-840-2067
Publicity line: 818-840-2810
Corday Productions: 818-295-2821

Max: I can't believe I been sleeping with my neice.. how stupid of me.. mmmmmmmwwwwwwaaaaapppphhhhh!!



Staph: i'm his neice??? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nick: you dumba$$es.. and these are the people I call my friends.. ugh!

OK,I am gonna be busy,I already have 3 things I wanna send to SOD.

LOL Let me know how it turns out. I am going to make some calls this week.
Do you have SOD's email, address and phone number?

Here you go.


http://www.soapoperadigest.com/contact/

Awesome I already called the comment line..im keeping it handy here at work so i dont lose it! thanks babyfaith!

also.. Jodi thanks for the sod addy.im keeping that too!

Thanks!

Are we going to get screen shots today? I noticed there were not any yesterday.

They're up!!! I just got some to put a new collection in the Anti-Staph thread...stay tuned.

WARNING PHOTO MAY CAUSE BLINDNESS AND VOMITING.



Pic for Friday.







EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Eeeuuuwww...Eeeeuuuwww....Eeeuuuwwww!!! Hartleyfan, Eeeeuuuwwww!!! My eyes! My eyes!!! Mmmwwwaaapphhhhh!!!!!!

There is more,but more than one pic would cause people running for the foothills. Great now I have 2 things about Friday that are gonna make me sick.

Ick. Are there going to be more details? I may have to miss Friday again. Gag!