I wonder if our Anti-Stax song went to #1 yet?

god today was just bad.. Stax needs to go away NOW!!! don't the writers get with all the hate mail and such.. that we hate Stax together? mmmwwwwaaaapphhhh!!

haha if dr. mcdreamy is smart he would get he he11 out of Salem and never look back! too much crazyness there.. incest and everything else!

I know. The only decent woman for him left Salem (Billie). I hate that.

Dr. Yummy: Do me a favor?
StephaMe: [Breathless and seductive] Anything, Dr. Yummy


Dr. Yummy: Don't do your uncle...it's disgusting and the whole hospital is talking about it.


StephaMe: Chelsea! Did you hear what he said to me? The nerve!! He wants me to stop seeing Max. Waaaaaaah!


StephaMe: Oh...I just thought of something. He probably wants me to dump Max because he wants to do me. After all, every man does.


Chelsea: OMG...You really are the Village Idiot.
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Dr. Yummy: Do me a favor?
StephaMe: [Breathless and seductive] Anything, Dr. Yummy


Dr. Yummy: Don't do your uncle...it's disgusting and the whole hospital is talking about it.


StephaMe: Chelsea! Did you hear what he said to me? The nerve!! He wants me to stop seeing Max. Waaaaaaah!


StephaMe: Oh...I just thought of something. He probably wants me to dump Max because he wants to do me. After all, every man does.


Chelsea: OMG...You really are the Village Idiot.
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Did anyone else notice that Grandma Caroline conveniently left out her granddaughter, StephaMe, when telling Bo everyone who stayed all night and prayed for him and Chelsea? You know, it almost made me forget that Max is StephaMe's uncle...NOT!!!!

brb Hubby got my new dishwasher hooked up and I need to see how it works.

Looks like we're both on a roll tonight!


Anna: Well, my intern is at the hospital. Her cousin, Chelsea, is having surgery to give part of her pancreas to her father. Of course, Chelsea's father is Bo, StephaMe's uncle. So, how could I possibly tell her she couldn't go? After all, her boyfriend Max is also there because he is Bo's brother and Chelsea's uncle...


Anna: OMG...I know I'm not the smartest woman in the world, just the most beautiful...but...doesn't that all mean that my intern is dating her UNCLE? Mmmmwwwwaaaaph!!!!


Morgan: I knew it!!! They've tried so hard to keep it from everyone, but I knew they were related. Now I don't feel so guilty about putting StephaMe on JuicyCampus.com.
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Hi Team Anti Stuncle! <3
I tried my hand at making an Anti-Stax banner last night...if anybody wants to use it, feel free...just please don't claim it as your own! <333

That is funny. Good job on the banner! Where did you find the picture of Max holding baby Staph?

Showing some Stuncle hate while I am here.

My friend Kimmy made me some screencaps from that vid in your sig line!

Oh, that's priceless, Ally!!! One day, I'm gonna sit down with the gimp and learn how to make banners.

luvpumpkns gave me the site once, and I added it to my favorites. But, it's very confusing. Savvy's said when I get ready she'll help. There's also a thread on the board giving gimp advice. Of course, except for the weekends, I have just enough time to check out the threads and make some collections. And lately, on the weekends, I've been writing reports for work just to keep up.

But...one day...

Another Blue's Clues tune


We want to do each other,
We want to do each other,
We want to do each other,
Because we're not so smart.

I knew you could do it!!!

Annocement: who is up for a good game of strip poker?



Max: Me!
Staph: Me.. Me.. Me.. Me..
Kate: oh lord.. go figure the stupid a$$es wanna play strip poker!
Steve: oh boy.. my daughter wants to play strip poker? mmmmmmwwwwwwaaaapppphhhhhhh!
Nick: Keep it on.. Keep it on.. keep it on!!!



Max: who winning?
Staph: me.... I got the most clothes off here!
Kate: this is a public place this should be outlawed!
Steve: did anyone just throw up in the mouth or am I alone?
Nick: i'm with you I threw up in my mouth 3 times already! mmmmmmmwwwwwwaaaaapppphhhhhhhh!



Caroline: i'm not even playing and i'm getting sick by watching it... mmmmwwwwwwaaaaappppphhhhhh!
Victor: i'm with you Caroline.. mmmmmmwwwwwwwwwaaaaaappppphhhhhh!!!



Steve: you know its sad when my own mother in law is in shock and getting sick off my own daughter..



Nurse: Kayla you wont believe me when I tell you your daughter and brother Max are playing strip poker out in the waiting room!



Kayla: do what? they are playing strip poker? mmmmmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaaaappppppphhhhhhhhh!!

Kate: Its okay baby, I wont let them come in here. You're safe with me


Kate: Dr. Jonas, I know its imparative that Chelsey not be exposed to anything that upsets her, so we have to both work together and make sure StephaMe and Max dont come in here. Got it?

Dr.Hottie: Oh yes, I cant Stand the people myself. She's in good hands with me.


Chelsea: but, what if they do get in? Or even StephaMe! I dont want to see her!


Dr. Hottie: Dont worry Chels, you're safe with me. Now just rest here and I'll be back in a couple minutes.


(steph sneaked in on her knees) "Duuuhhhhhh, hey cousin chelsea!"


Chelsea: It never fails!! What the heck are you doing here! cant you see that I dont like you!?


Steph:(gargle gargle) Me? (me me me me me) she mumbles


Chelsea: "max, hi its Chelsea, can you come pick up your niece? She's raising my blood pressure and drooling all over my floor. Oh and dont forget to bring her binkie, I think she's being fussy


Max: Duhh I'm on my way
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I think I'm going to have a heart attack, these are priceless, every single one, if I had the time I'd make some but I don't think I'd be able to top these.

OMG...I just strangled on my beverage babyfaith!!!

Bwahahahahaha!!! Great posts, everybody!

For anybody who would like them for Staph Infection Collections or banners, I am posting the screencaps of Max holding baby Steph that my friend Kimmy made for me (you rock, Kimmy! ):