i just got full member
*does awesome dance*

now your kicked out of power ranger club
do you involve jumping in Awsome dance

maybe how did u know? FC it was supposed to be a secret

okay i give up on your riddle

okay? why are pink pigs pink?

cause of their PIGment

the answer is human nature
why are cows called cows?

cow=com=.com=I dont know find the answer online
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

why do i care?
if u had a zebra would u name it bob?

bob bishop yes
Can a stupid person be a smart-@$$

yeah look at claire
who is better claire or west?

claire
Can fat people go skinny-dipping

do u really want to know?
which is better fantastic 4 or spiderman

fantastic 4, saddly
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop

are zebras cooler then goats?

zebras yes
Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer

yes
are aliens real?

sure why not?

did u know the chances of finding another sentient being would be like putting two goldfish on different sides of the pacific ocean and having them find each other?

no, what are you talking about?

it means that we have little to no chance of finding another sentient being if they existed cuz the like the goldfish we'll probably die before knowing the other existed

WTF is a sentient?

sentient:having the power of perception by the senses; conscious
sorry i'm a sci fi fan
I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?

king of hearts?

yes!
I am that which is hunted, and this panes me. Do you dig, Stone?
What am I?

does it have something to do with a graveyard?

i don't think so
the answer is a quarry?

ahhh yeah sorry too tired for riddles, I'm lucky I got the first one

are you tired yet?

yes it's 11:47 where i am what about u?

I was but not anymore...

Me thinks we're in the same TZ....

Are you on the WC?

yes I hate daylight savings

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers

ha ha!
no they throw chocolate

why does A keep changing her sig?

cuz i'm trying to find the best one
why do u keep bugging me about it

becuase they are all so good it annoys her
The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get

mr muggles as his domestic partner
GS i am not jealous. i <} my dig
why do peopple think im jealous

not creative enought to come up with something else
What do batteries run on

zinc oxide or something
why is there a city called rome on every continent

what they do
Standing on the precipice which way do u go
which way is evil and good
survival and deatch
they are just words and opinions falling
like raindrops from the swollen sky
are we the ripples of the pond
or does the wind or perhaps a child create them
do we truly choose or are our lives already planned
are we human or dancers on the stage
what are we but a facade, a mirror
of society's opinions and impressions
slowly suffocating behind the glass
which path do you choose
do you run back from whence you came
do you fall, plunging into the unknown
or do you soar, soar beyond all
which path is the one we desire?

the one that makes you happy
Did u make that up?

yes i did i'm in a philosophical mood right now

banned for being in a philosophical mood

that was fudgen awsome A!
What do people in China call their good plates

plates?
thanks!
which path would u choose?

the flying one...maybe we'll be like nathan,
why are we here?

what are we but flies
caught in the web of life
struggling to free
struggling to save ourselves
and when we do what is there?
but the chance to be caught again

okay. very good...
why is there a guy named mitchonweb that never posts?

omg i see him it a spy from the writters room

oh a spy where?!
wouldn't it be so cool if there actually were the writers of heroes on the boards