I haven't heard of a lot - perhaps a griffon? [The one that is part Snake, part lion and part Goat].
Who is your favourite member of the Ghostbusters?
[Mine is Ray Stantz]
Quick Ghostbusters Parody featuring 4 forum members [FlyingMan as Peter Venkman, The_Iceman as Ray Stantz, Heroes4Me as Winston Zeddermore and Stand_My_Ground as Egon Spengler]:
GOZER
SUBCREATURES! GOZER THE GOZERIAN, GOZER
THE DESTRUCTOR, VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR, THE
TRAVELLER HAS COME. CHOOSE AND PERISH.
FlyingMan (shouting to be heard)
Is he talking to us?
Heroes4Me What's he talking about? Choose what?
The_Iceman (to the heavens)
What do you mean "choose?" We don't
understand.
GOZER
CHOOSE!!
Stand_My_Ground I think he's saying that since we're about
to be sacrificed anyway, we get to choose
the form we want him to take.
The_Iceman You mean if I stand here and concentrate on
the image of Roberto Clemente, Gozer will
appear as Roberto Clemente and wipe us out?
Stand_My_Ground That appears to be the case.
FlyingMan (quickly)
Don't think of anything yet. Clear your
minds. We only get one crack at this.
GOZER
The choice is made. The Traveller has come.
FlyingMan (in a panic)
We didn't choose anything!
(to the others)
I didn't think of an image, did you?
Stand_My_Ground No.
They look at Heroes4Me.
Heroes4Me My mind's a total void!
They all look at The_Iceman.
The_Iceman (guilty)
I couldn't help it! It just popped in
there!
FlyingMan (desperately)
What? What popped in there?
The_Iceman (pointing)
Look!
They all turn and look to the south.
GHOSTBUSTERS POVLooking south past Columbus Circle, they see part of something big and
brown moving between the buildings accompanied by thunderous footsteps of
almost seismic proportions.
FlyingManHe doesn't know what it is yet, but he knows it's coming.
FlyingMan (desperately)
What is it? The_Iceman, what did you think of?
BROADWAY AND 55THThe massive brown shape passes behind some buildings, offering a glimpse
of what appears to be a huge, brown leg.
The_IcemanHe's about to go into shock.
The_Iceman (babbling)
It can't be! It can't be!
COLUMBUS CIRCLEThe thundering footsteps continue to plod as the thing starts to emerge
from behind the buildings. Now we can see part of its enormous brown chest.
The_IcemanHe recognizes the monster.
The_Iceman It's ... It's ... It's a GIGANTIC MR MUGGLES!!!
Heroes4Me, FlyingMan and Stand_My_Ground gape.
THEIR POVThey look across the roof tops and see a large, brown, bobbing,
laughing head atop a massive body of similar fluffy browness. It is the cute and looming as large as Godzilla.
The_Iceman (V.O.)
(desperately apologizing)
I tried to think of the most harmless thing
... something that could never destroy us
... something so innocent and cute.
THE GHOSTBUSTERSThey watch the Gigantic Mr Muggles plodding toward them.
Flying_Man AND YOU CAME UP WITH THAT?
The_Iceman The Bennet's family pet dog! He looked so innocent
and harmless!
Flying_Man Great! The fluffy show-dog is about to turn us into mincemeat.
THE GIGANTIC MR MUGGLESHe plods relentlessly uptown toward the Ghostbusters' rooftop vantage
point. The ground rumbles as his big, soft, fluffy feet come down on the
pavement.
THE STREETPeople are fleeing in panic as the dog's feet pad along kicking over
lampposts and mail boxes.
A CARThe driver jumps out just before an enormous brown fluffy foot comes
down and flattens his automobile.
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^So, did you like that parody?