I think there should be a german light show while he goes down the zipline!!!

haha I also just thought that! but, may I also add...

I think he should be dressed in his pale force garb. at the end of the line he should come crashing through the masturbating bear causing him to stumble and fall into the hidden away chuck norris lever!

any kind of rube goldberg type situation + the zipline would be great!

The ***** manatee should zip down into a pool.

or Abe Vigoda into a mini pool of tapioca.

after the show starts the grips should place a track in the isle. Then he needs to start from the stage and go to the top like a ski lift then put on the smoke helmet put on some skiis and ski down the track. Thats when the masterbating bear comes out to maintain the feeling of a remote wooded ski resort. Then the manatee comes out wearing leiderhossen and a hat made from the 60 dollar jabba the hut costume to shoot the bear thereby saving my pretty conan from harm. together they escape in the desk. Well the important thing is that he uses the zipline like a ski lift and skiis down with the helmet on.

I think Conan should come crashing down through a 13 foot wall of stacked Strawberry Shortcakes smothered in wipped cream. It could be built up by some local bakers like bricks! He then could be attacked by midgets dressed in red and black pvc outfits spraying him with a wipped cream producing hose as he crashes through the wall.

A tire horse. Conan should dress up as a cowboy since he has the awesome beard right now and ride a tire horse suspended from the zip line.

Yes Conan! Dressed as a cowboy crashing through a Lucky 13 foot wall of strawberry shortcake covered in wipped cream!

The ski thing can be made safe with wires on the back of the skiis and concealed with the track

For The Zipline

HELMET CAM
Old Time Flight Goggles
Bicycle Streamers for the Zipline Bar
Bubble Blower Helmet Attachment
Emblems for the Helmet
Flames
Airline Advertisements
A Fierce Creature
(e.g. Lion, Rosie O'donnel, Bear, Teddy Rucksbin {that robotic teddybear gives me the creeps})
Suit Accessories
Wings
Racing Stripe
A Jetpack that Dispenses a Minty Foam
Something to Crash Through
Boxes
Celebrity Cutouts
John Tesh
Crash Cam (A small camera to be knocked over by his feet)
Musical Selection
The A-Team theme song
Replay Options
Slow Mo
Speed up (like a Steven Segal movie)

you should make the zip line longer so you have more room to do more fun things on your way down. you should also hang a foam machine above the zip line so that as u go down the zip line you pass through a waterfall of foam. you should also have a lime green glow in the dark superhero suit on and put up black lights with the German light show. and keep the anticlimactic smoke helmet. oh and wear roller skates. oh and have a sumo wrestler catch you at the end. oh and if you cant get a foam machine then have a wall off balloons fall as your going down the line. oh and do this all while your ring is spinning on your desk.

to make the new zip line more exciting conan definately needs to at least wear a cape, and then to add to it have a giant fan blowing in front of the landing to make his cape blow wildly, adding the illusion of great speed. while wearing his cape conan should have to rescue either a baby or a puppy, perhaps saving the rescued victim from the evil whip of s-and-m lincoln, i don't know? but in the brave and daring rescue attempt conan should have to cradle the victim in one arm while only using his one free hand to support his weight and hold onto the zip line bar, making the flight down appear all the more heroic and dangerous.


one more idea, bring quackers back and hold on to him as you zip down the line, bringning the duck down to his final destination, a large barrel bearing the label- grade a duck sh#*

Since you have to be a US resident to submit zip line ideas to the Underground, and I'm Canadian, I'll put my ideas here :-)

1. Drop little toy parachute men along the way.
2. Crop dusting (I'm from the prairies LOL!).
3. Dress like a circus trapeze artist (Spandex! haha), landing on a net. Conan needs to do this!
3. Spiderman with wrist attachments that spray crazy string on the way down, crashing into a building.