Let's add this to her thread, shall we? lol And I added a few words.

Welcome to my very own Anti-Thread. I am Dr. Lexi Carver.
I am the new Chief of Staff. I have excellent qualifications.
1) I switched labs on the paternity of my child to be wrong, so I could set up the person who's boyfriend I did. And who is also my husband's son that I slept with. That way I exposed her to be the one who switched them even though they were right to begin with before I changed them. So she got fired.
2) I had another affair on my husband because I thought he was dead, but once I found out he was alive, I still cheated on him with the same man. Did I mention that
I am the new Chief of Staff?
3) I allowed myself to be blackmailed by the person in reason #1, and told her 1/2 sister that she could never have children with the man she really loved. So I got fired once that was exposed. Did I mention
I am the new Chief of Staff here?
4) I was with the man I was having an affair with, but only because he hopped in the car with me this time, and he saw a man get shot. I wouldn't let him tell the truth because I didn't want anyone to know we were talking to each other. So I lied and said I saw the shooting when I really didn't.
5) I disappeared with said man. Was being held captive against my will by my own father. This gave everyone pity on me so they not only gave me back my license to practice medicine, but rehired me at the hospital as Chief of Staff.
6) I, being Chief of Staff, can ignore the rules of patient/doctor confidentiality, because
I am the new Chief of Staff. Everyone will know what is going on before the patient does.
7) I cannot find time with my husband now because
I am the new Chief of Staff, so I expect to have another affair on him very soon, maybe with Dr. McYummy.
So, those are my qualifications. I am Lexi Carver, the new Chief of Staff at Salem University Hospital and nobody is more qualified than I am.