Okay...this is a Supernatural/Heroes parody by Smms and Blackdog.

For those of you who are not familiar with Supernatural, no worries, this is all you need to know...





Okay? Got it? And we're off to the races.....

The Haunted House

(Claire, Matt, Peter, Noah, and Nathan are sitting around a table at Peter's place)

Claire: I'm bored. Why are we looking at the newspaper again?

Nathan: How many times do we have to tell you?

Matt: We have nothing better to do.

Peter: Ohh! I think I found something! *Peter reads somemore*

HRG: Well....spit it out.

Peter: It says right here that a man and woman were murdered in a 200 year old house in Queens New York. The man's head was sawed open.

HRG: It's Sylar!

Matt: *leans over Peter* But his brain wasn't removed.

Claire: Can we please discuss something else?

Everyone: No!

Nathan: We might as well check it out. Even if its not Sylar, we'll have something to do.

HRG: I'm ready. (gets out gun)

Matt: So who's driving?

MANHATTAN- NEW YORK- MOTEL

Dean: I'm hungry, do you want anything Sammy?

Sam: No i'm fine. I'm gonna look online and see if there's any ghosts to hunt.

Dean: Suit yourself.

10 MINUTES LATER

(Dean comes back with a hamburger with extra onions)

Dean: Did you find anything?

Sam: Yeah, in Queens New York a man and woman were murdered in a 200 year old house.

Dean: *eating hamburger* I don't think this is our gig. So what if its a 200 year old house?

Sam: (has a disgusted look on his face) Keep your mouth shut dude. You reek....Anway, the top of the man's head was sawed off. Lets just check it out, we're not that far from Queens anway.

Dean: Fiine. This better be our gig.

{Later that night…the Heroes arrive in Queens at the old house}


Peter: LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT OF THIS UNICORNING CAR!!!!

HRG: What’s the problem, shortbus?

Peter: You drive like a freakin’ maniac!!!!

Matt: What’s so surprising about that? He does everything like a freakin’ maniac.

HRG: What did you just say pudgy?

Matt: Uh…nothing. And I’m not pudgy…I’m big boned.
(Peter and Nathan start laughing)

Matt: SHUT UP! *muttering* Damn Petrellis. Always tag teaming a brotha.

Claire: Uhm….guys…this place looks a little creepy.

Peter: Yeah…what if it’s like…haunted? I’m not sure I wanna go in.

HRG: Who are you now, Scooby Doo? Don’t be such a wussy!

Matt: I think he looks more like Scrappy Doo.

Peter: SHUT UP….VELMA!

Nathan: He can’t be Velma, Pete…she’s the smart one.

Matt: HEY!

(Nathan and Peter snickering)

Claire: Oooh! I love Scooby Doo! Can I be Daphne?

Peter: Only if you wear the mini skirt…hehe.

HRG: What the..?

Nathan: Well…who am I then?

Peter: You’re Fred.

Nathan: SWEET! Fred gets all the ladies.

Matt: Then who am I?

Nathan: You’re Fred Flinstone.

Matt: WHAT?!?

Nathan: Well, you look like him.

Peter: And Momo’s Wilma.

(Nathan and Peter laughing)

Matt: ALRIGHT! I have had enough of this!

HRG: NO! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! Now you little wussies stop playing Saturday Morning Funhouse and focus!

Claire: But daddy…

HRG: NO! I am not in the mood for your angsty teenager bit! LOCK AND LOAD PEOPLE! We’re going in!

Nathan: Lock and load? WTF?

(HRG glares at him…everybody shuts up and starts up the front steps)


Claire: This place is creepy. *latches on to Peter's hand*

HRG: Clairebear, I want you to stay at the back. It'll be harder for Sylar to get to you.

Matt: Why did you bring her along in the first place?

HRG: Shut it Chubbs!

Nathan: Lets just go! (Nathan opens the front door, everyone walks in)

Peter: This place is huge! This could totally be a hang out for us.
(the front door closes behind them and locks the Heroes in)

Matt: Peter quit screwing around and unlock the door.

Peter: I didn't lock it....

Claire: Then who did?

(Sylar comes running down the stairs)

Sylar: Get out of this house now!

HRG: Shut it Sybrows, unlock the door.

Sylar: I didn't lock it. There's a ghost or something in the house.

(banging noises can be heard upstairs)

HRG: *gets out gun* Everyone stay close.

(Sam and Dean arrive 5 minutes after the Heroes enter the house)

Dean: Ya know, this is like Scooby Doo. You're Velma, and I'm Shaggy.

Sam: Why am I the girl? You should be the girl.

Dean: It's because I'm awesome.

(Dean goes to the trunk of his '67 Impala and gets out two shot guns filled with rock salt)

Sam: I thought nobody lived in this house. There's a light on.

Dean: Well, get your ID and we'll check it out.

(Sam and Dean knock on the door. Nobody answers. Dean opens the mysteriously unlocked door)

Sam: Hello??

(HRG pokes his head out from the other room)

HRG: Who the Kirby Plazas are you?

Dean: *shows ID* I'm FBI agent Plant, and this is my partner Agent Simmons.

HRG: Are you unicorning with me??

Sam: No sir. We're investigating the murders that happened here.

HRG: *pulls out gun* Those are fake I.D.s now I think you should tell me the truth.


Dean: Well…uh….sir. The truth is..

HRG: You know who starts sentences with ‘truth is’? Liars. (cocking gun)

Dean: (shoving his Colt in HRG’s face) Know who talks to me like that? B**ches that are about to get shot.

(HRG and Dean back into the house with their guns in each other’s faces…Sam follows behind)

HRG: Alright, Dillinger, I could send you to hell in two seconds.

Dean: Bitch please….go ahead. We’re the unicorning Winchesters. Send us to hell and we just climb right back out again.

Sam: Yeah…it’s kind of our hobby.

HRG: Wait…you’re the Winchesters? THE Winchesters? (lowers his gun) I’ve heard of you! You guys are freakin’ AWESOME!

Dean: Yes, yes we are.

HRG: Hey wussies….you can come out now.

(The Heroes creep back out from their hiding places.)

Claire: (straightening her clothes) Daddy? What’s going on?

HRG: You tell me? Why the hell were you in the closet with Peter?

Claire: Well, you said we should hide.

HRG: Spongebob doesn't need to hide...he can turn INVISIBLE! So why were you really in the closet with Claire Peter?

Peter: (turns red) Uhmm…..uhm….

Nathan: (interrupting) Hey…let’s get back on topic here folks…who are these guys?

Matt: Yeah…nice Nathan….coming to Pete’s rescue as always.

Peter: Shut up fat boy! You’re just mad cuz you couldn’t find a closet to hide in and had to crawl under the piano.

Nathan: How’s that for irony?

Peter: Wait….what’s irony?

Nathan: (sighs) Never mind Pete, just nod and laugh.

Peter: Okay.

(Peter and Nathan start laughing at Matt)

Matt: HEY! SHUT UP! Or I’ll make you dance the Macarena, Nathan!

Nathan: NO! Okay…we’re done now. (Peter’s still laughing, oblivious)…SHUT IT PETE!

Peter: Okay, Nathan….anything you say. I love you.

Nathan: Love you too.

Sam: Jeez….and I thought I was emo.

Claire: DADDY! Who ARE these guys?

HRG: Well honey, these are the unicorning Winchesters. They hunt demons and ghosts and the like.

Dean: (to Claire) DAMN you’re hot!

Claire: Daddy? You gonna let him talk to me that way?

HRG: Well….I’d rather have him as a son in law then your uncle.

Dean: Hey, hey, hey…I’m not talking marriage here…I just wanna…

Sam: Dean….time to think with your upstairs brain, okay?

Dean: I don’t have an upstairs brain. That’s why I need you.

Peter: Alright guys…..now…just what the hell are you doing here?

Sam: Uhm….well….we’re the unicorning Winchesters…..and ….we….hunt…..demons….and ….ghosts. You know, like you’re friend just said 30 seconds ago? This is a big…creepy…mansion where somebody lost…. their ….head. You figure it out, genius.

Nathan: Why are you talking to my brother like he’s retarded?

Sam: What? He’s not?

Nathan: Oh hell no Francis, you did not just go there!

Dean: Oh hell yeah, Susie, he just did!

(Dean sucker punches Nathan..knocks him to the floor)

Nathan: (getting up) The hell? What’s wrong with you?

Dean: Nobody messes with my baby brother!

Nathan: YEAH?!? Well nobody messes with mine!

(Nathan dives at Dean and they both hit the floor rolling, fighting)

Claire: Daddy! Make them stop!

HRG: Hell no! I been waiting for somebody to kick some Petrelli ass!

Matt: I don’t know…my money’s on Nathan. Petrellicest is best.

HRG: No way, man…Wincest FTW!

(Dean and Nathan still rolling around. KABLAAM!!! Everybody looks up to see Sam with the Colt pointed in the air…still smoking)


Sam: Cut it out. We need to get down to business.

Nathan: Is he always like that? We were just having some fun.

Dean: Sam's the party pooper of the family.

Claire: So what is this thing exactly?

Matt: They think its a spirit that's haunting this place. You gotta salt and burn the body.

Dean: I like this guy. He knows whats going on.

Sylar: No he doesn't. He read your mind dumbass.

Dean: I'm the dumbass? You're the one that was hiding like a little girl when we got here.

(Sylar TK's Dean against a wall)

Sam: Holy ponies! (Sam points the Colt at Sylar)

HRG: That's Enough Gabriel!

(Peter squints at Sylar and makes him let go of Dean)

Sylar: That's unfair he used mind control!

Peter: You used your abilities, why can't I use mine?

Sam: And I thought we were the freaks.

Dean: I know right?

Nathan: We're special, there's a difference.

HRG: Okay, so how do we bag and tag this thing?

Sam: First we need to find the body of this spirit and salt and burn the body.

Claire: That's gross. I'm not going anywhere near a dead body, not that spirit thing.

Dean: I'll protect you. *wink*

Peter: Hey! She's too young for you!

HRG: And you're her Uncle, get over it.

Matt: So how are we supposed to find this body?

Sam: It seems like the body should be burried somewhere on this property.

Dean: But we're not 100% certain. We should take a look around and see if we can find anything. If not, we'll have to ask around the neighbor hood and see if we can find anything out.

Sam: We should all split up, we could get the job done faster this way.

Sylar: I fly solo. I'm not grouping up with anyone.

Peter: Suit yourself. You'll finally know what it's like to get your head ripped open.

(Nathan/Matt fall on the ground laughing)

Dean: Should we find this humorous?

Sam: I think we missed something.

HRG: Okay, so how many groups, and whos going to be in these groups?

END PART I
When we come back....the hunting will begin!

That was awesome!
I freaking loved it!

It's nice to see that HRG is a fan of Wincest.
Nice mention of the Metallicar too!

Never watched supernatura, but that was unicorning funny!

Especially loved the fan group quarrel.

IT was good i liked it lol horray for SN and Heroes

That was hilarious, Ladies. More!

Thanks everyone!! We appreciate it!

Great Smms and BD! and I have only seen one episode of SN...but great !....which leads me to thinking with the crossovers...when are we going to see the Lost/Heroes crossover...I will help on that one BD if you are up for it eventually

Thanks jenna....glad you like! The Fred Flintstone thing....I just thought my teddy kinda looked like him.

I already did a Lost one. But, if you would like to do another one together....I'd be more than willing to go for it. Just let me know.

I love how Jenna knew the Flintstone part was BD'd doing.

lol...where was the lost one...did I miss it...or am I lost myself....?

ok, nvm I remember it now, but yeah...let me get caught up through the rest of this season...almost there...and lets do it!

and of course BD would do Parkman !

it was great!

YAY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Oy, Matt is NOT pudgy! He's comfortable.

More Sylar plz!

You guys did an awesome job; haven't seen Supernatural, but Sam & Dean's personalities come through really well.

[That was funny as hell ladies.
Now I have to start watching Supernatural!
I'm becoming a coutch potato.

YAY!!! We've recruited another one!

OK, this had me cracking up at work. The Scooby Doo really had me rolling. I read about SN on IMDB so I kinda had a clue about SN. I'm seriously looking forward to the happy hunting episodes. You girls are hilarious!!

P.S. Crap!! I just forgot about a scene I thought of in episode 4 of Boardies!! Dammit!! It involved BD, HF, and Smms playing ping pong. Grrr!! Oh well. Too late now.

Thanks Paxy! I'm sure there'll be more Sylar to come.

Dean usually makes wise cracks, gets into trouble, hits on the ladies, and is more aggressive when it comes to killing the supernatural.

Sam is the peace maker, cares more about the people invovled, and does research on the thing they are trying to kill.


MUAHAHA! Think it's because we're so awesome? I think its cause we're so awesome.

PM'd you the first part of Part 2 this morning Smms. Hope you got it.

I got it. I'm reading it now.

I'll get my part out either today or tomorrow at some point. It was great btw.

Sweet. You can change the last two teams if you want. I had a hard time picking them. Just thought the first duo would work best...and Pax would like.

The teams are perfect! And I was thinking the same thing about the first team.

*rubbing hands together*

Oooh! I can't wait!!

I haven't watched Supernatural, but that was awesome. I Can't wait for part two.

Thanks. We're working on it. Should be soon.

Yay!

BTW sorry for not working on our ping pong right now. But that Boardies thing is a whopper.

No worries....I figured that had you tied up. When you get done we can do the one we talked about if you're still in the mood and not burned out.

Ok guys here's the second part. Part 3 should be up sometime in the next week.

Claire: I wanna be with Pe-

HRG: (glaring) Don’t you dare finish that sentence!

Peter: But?

HRG: NO! You’re with Sylar!

Sylar: No unicorning way! I want to be by myself.

HRG: Nobody gives a pony what you want, Sasquatch!

Peter: Uh-uh…I’m not going around with Hannibal Lecter…if I can’t be with Claire than I
want to be with Nathan.

Nathan: NO! No way! I’m not getting stuck with Pete again!

Peter: But why? What about the Petrellicest?

Nathan: Sorry, Pete, I love you but you’re stupid….I wanna be with the fellas who know what they’re doing.

Sam: (to Dean) What the hell is Petrellicest?

Dean: (to Sam) Don’t know…maybe they’re like hillbillies or something.

Sam: Ewwww!

Dean: Dude, did you just say ewww? Don’t you think that’s kinda girly?

Sam: Shut up…you’re the girl!

Dean: Bitch!

Sam: Jerk!

Nathan: Hey you guys! Can’t you get along? What the hell kinda brothers are you?

Sam: Uhhhh....the kind that don’t feel each other up.

Dean: (hi-fives Sam) BURN!

Peter: (confused) I’ve never heard of that kind before.

Matt: (snickering) Yeah, we know, Peter…..we know.

Nathan: Now just what the hell is that suppose to mean?

HRG: ALRIGHT! Everybody better shut up right now or I am gonna start KICKING ASSES!

Dean: I kinda like this guy.

Sam: Me too…he’s sorta…familiar.

HRG: These are the teams…. Sylar and Peter. You go check out the top floor. Nathan, Claire and Sam will check this floor. And Dean, Matt, and I will check the basement.

Claire: Man…this sucks. You’re breaking up the best pairs. There’s no Petrellicest, no Paire, no Mathan, no Wincest…

Sam: What the hell is Wincest? Don’t drag us into your sick world!

HRG: Enough! MOVE OUT PEOPLE! We’ll meet back here at 1900 hours!

Sam and Dean: (standing at attention) YES SIR!

Matt: WTF?

Sam: Oh, sorry….he just sounded like our Dad for a minute.

Dean: No wonder I love this guy!

Sam: I know….he’s awesome.

HRG: Yes, yes I am.

(Everyone splits into teams and goes their separate ways to start hunting.)



PETER AND SYLAR-UPSTAIRS

Sylar: You take the room to the left, and I'll take the room to the right.

Peter: Noah said we should stick together.

Sylar: Is he with us right now?

Peter: ....

Sylar: That's what I thought.

(Sylar goes into the room by himself, while Peter stands around looking confused)

Sylar: AHHH! Get it away from me!

(Sylar comes running out of the room)

Sylar: DO SOMETHING!!

Peter: Now you want my help? I don't think so Sybrows.

Sylar: Please! I'll do anything!

Peter: *Grins* I'm sure I can think of something. But we need to kill this thing first.

CLAIRE, SAM, AND NATHAN-MIDDLE FLOOR

Claire: this is so unfair, I should be with Peter. What if he gets hurt?

Nathan: Get over it. You'll see him soon enough.

Sam: Dude, she's worried about her boyfriend, le--

Nathan: HE'S HER UNICORNING UNCLE!

Sam: Are you serious??

Claire: What was that sound?

(The spirit is right behind Claire, Sam shoots it with rock salt)

Sam: It'll be back, you guys go into the other room while I distract it.

(Nathan and Claire start searching the other room)

Sam: And I thought we were messed up.

( A scream is heard from the other room, Sam comes running and see's Claire is dead)

Sam: ponies!

Nathan: She'll live.

Sam: How can you be so cruel?

(Claire sits up and starts coughing)

Nathan: See, told ya.

Sam: WTKP?

DEAN, HRG, AND MATT – BASEMENT

Dean: (in the middle of conversation with HRG) Ahhhh….so you guys are like the X-men, you have superpowers?

Matt: Well, he doesn’t.

HRG: Yes I do.

Matt: Do not.

HRG: Yes, I have the power of super badassness.

Dean: Sweet! I’ve got that power too.

Matt: That is NOT a power!

HRG: Well (cocking gun) Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson say it is!

Matt: (squints)

HRG: (Drops gun and starts dancing and singing) I’m a little teapot short and stout…here is my handle here is my spout.

Dean: WTF? Dude, did you just do that?

Matt: Yeah, I’m a telepath. I can make them do anything I want.

Dean: SWEET! Hey, can you help me pull a prank on Sammy?

Matt: Sure, but don’t you think we should catch whatever the hell this thing is first.

(BOOM, BOOM, BOOM)

HRG:(shaken out of his trance) The hell?

Dean: It’s coming from inside the walls.

PETER AND SYLAR-UPSTAIRS

(BOOM, BOOM, BOOM)

Peter: Wait…what’s that freaking booming noise?

Sylar: Who the hell cares! You have to help me kill that zombie ostrich in there!

Peter: How do you know it was a zombie ostrich and not just a regular one.

Sylar: Because it tried to eat my brain….like all zombies do.

Peter: (laughing)

Sylar: Yeah, yeah I know…irony.

Peter: What’s irony again?

Sylar: (sigh) Just help me kill it shortbus!

Peter: FINE! BUT if you want me to help you then first you have to say….PETER PETRELLI IS BEAUTIFUL AND SMART AND BRAVE AND WOULD MAKE SOME LUCKY GIRL A TERRIFIC HUSBAND!

Sylar: (sigh) FINE! Peter Petrelli is..

Peter: NO! You have to say it in FRONT of everyone! Especially Claire.

Sylar: Not this again.

Peter: That Dean guy is totally trying to move in on my territory, man! Help a brother out!

Sylar: I am not your brother. You can tell by the way I don’t give a pony what happens to you. And also by the way I don’t wanna make out with you. Oh…and the fact that my mommy actually loved me!

Peter: BASTARD!!!!! (TK’s Sylar against the door….Sylar gets up and TKS him back…they start fighting back and forth until)

(BOOM, BOOM, BOOM)

Sylar: Ponies! That sound seems to be getting closer! Screw the ostrich……let’s get the hell outta here!

Peter: ZOINKS!

Sylar: Did you just say Zoinks?

CLAIRE, SAM, AND NATHAN-MIDDLE FLOOR

(BOOM, BOOM, BOOM)

Claire: Oh my God! What is that sound?!?

Sam: Sounds like a pissed off spirit to me.

Nathan: Uh…just how dangerous are spirits Sam? Because….I can’t have them messing up my money maker. I mean….look at this brilliant smile here. And the strong jaw? The great hair? I cannot endanger that.

Claire: You are so shallow! I hate you!

Nathan: (big smile) I hate you too. That’s why I gave you up for adoption. Now, Sam, just how scary are these things?

Sam: (disbelief) Uhhhh……not as scary as you guys are. That’s for damn sure.

(BOOM BOOM BOOM, shaking the house, from all floors you can hear Heroes scream….and then….)

THE VOICE: GET OUT! GET OUT NOW BEFORE I SMITE YOU WITH THE FIRES OF HELL!

BD is in da house!!!!!!

This was hilarious, ladies! Fabulous job!

I still need to watch SN. *sigh*

great

lol I liked it and lol its BD

I love it when they do that!






She speaks the truth!


Daddy Winchester!



Yes, they do!


Awesome part 2, guys!
Can't wait to read more.

Zoinks!!!!

Bring on part 3!!!!

Great job again.

Thanks yall.

First of all Heroes & Supernatural? Awesome!! Its all way too hilarious and amazing lol...There is way to much to quote

At long last...Part 3

UNKNOWN ROOM

Caitlin: West! Do you have the Ostrich Suit?

West: Why do I have to wear the suit?

Caitlin: Because, it will totally freak them out!

West: I can't believe they're actually believing in this spirt crap.

Catil: Well Peter isn't exactly a genius. *sigh* But I love him anway.

West: You think this is going to win Peter back?

Caitlin: And you think you'll get Claire all to yourself?

West: Bitch!

Caitlin: *falls on the ground laughing* Don't.....you.....ever.....try....to......be.....like.....Dean.

NATHAN, SAM, CLAIRE-MIDDLE FLOOR

Nathan: Did you just hear someone laugh?

Claire: I think you’re senile.

Nathan: Hey! I'm a spring chicken compared to Bennet.

Claire: And how many unknown children do you have?

Sam: Well if they're unknown, then he wouldn't know that either.

(Peter and Sylar come down the stairs)

Sylar: Ostriches! They're everywhere!

Nathan: What is this nut bag talking about?

Peter: He had an encounter with the ghost. He said it's an Ostrich Zombie.

(Claire, Sam, and Nathan look confused)

Sam: The spirit didn't look like an Ostrich.

Sylar: Yes it did!!

Claire: We saw it. It killed me. It was not an Ostrich Zombie.

Peter: *taps foot* I'm waiting!

Sylar: This isn't everyone! Learn how to count dipstick!

MATT, DEAN, AND HRG-BASEMENT

Matt: I’m getting hungry. Let’s get this thing over with so I can go to Baker’s Square and get some pie.

HRG: You’re always hungry. Nothing new there.

Matt: If you don’t pipe down, you’ll be doing an Irish Jig in a minute.

Dean: Ohh maybe we could all go and you can make Sam hit himself in the face with the pie!

(A big ostrich swoops down from the ceiling at dive bombs Matt)

Matt: Ahhhh!

Dean: Take that you son of a bitch! (Shoots the ostrich with rock salt) We better meet up with Sam. He might have figured out what to do with this thing.

(Everyone goes upstairs and meets up with everyone else)


MAIN FLOOR:

Dean: SA-AM!!!!!!!!!

Matt: Uh…dude…why you yelling his name like that?

Dean: I yell his name like that in every episode.

Matt: Yeah, but he’s standing right in front of you.

Sam: DEAN!

Nathan: Yeah, he’s standing right in front of you too.

Dean: SA-AM!

Sam: DEAN!

HRG: SHUT THE UNICORN UP!

DEAN AND SAM: YESSIR!

Claire: Hey did you guys hear that voice?

Matt: Screw the voice! Did you see that freakin ostrich?

Sylar: HA! Told you it was an ostrich! Why doesn’t anyone ever listen to me? I feel so unappreciated.

HRG: C’mon Sybrows…don’t go all emo on me now, that’s Peter’s job!

Nathan: What the hell is going on in this house, c’mon..you guys are the experts, right? What is all this weirdness?

Dean: And by weirdness do you mean the disembodied voice, the killer spirit, and the zombie ostrich, or just you know….you guys?

Nathan: Oh hell no, Steve McQueen, you did not just call us weird.

Sam: Oh hell yeah, Adrian Pasdar, he just did.

Nathan: WTF? Adrian Pasdar?

Matt: Well, you do kinda look like him.

Nathan: Shut it, pudgy! I would so not marry that Natalie Maines chick!

HRG: SHUT THE UNICORN UP! I am seriously about to choke a bitch…or 5, in this house! Then it really will be haunted! Now, Sam…you seem to be vaguely intelligent…what do we do in this situation?

Sam: Well, we have to find the body linked to the spirit so that we can salt and burn it. Usually the body is near the ghost’s power center. There are all kinds of tools to find that sort of thing. Infrared scanning for thermagraphic variations, tape recording for electronic voice phenomena….

Claire: Wait, whats a thermagraphic variation?

Peter: What’s a tape recording?

Dean: Screw it, Sam, let’s just take EMF readings.

Sylar: Ooh…I love EMF.

Sam: Not the band, doofus, electromagnetic field.

Peter: (snickering) Hehe….Sybrows just admitted to liking EMF.

Sylar: SO?!?

Peter: And you call me emo!

Dean: You’re all a bunch of emos! Now, Sam, get the EMF meter out of my duffel and start taking readings! Everybody else shut the unicorn up and stay close together!

Nathan: Why are you giving orders?

Dean: Because I’m Dean freakin’ Winchester and that’s how I roll.

HRG: I dig it.

(Sam begins taking readings while elsewhere in the house…)

UNKNOWN ROOM

West: WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caitlin: What’s wrong?

West: That bastard shot me!!!!

Caitlin: Meh….just a flesh wound. Man up emo!

West: Yeah, guess you’d know all about being a man, huh?

Caitlin: Bite me Lucky Charms.

West: You’re accent sucks.

Caitlin: Look! Just help me fix this microphone so I can do creepy voice again!!!

West: How come creepy voice doesn’t have your crappy accent?

Caitlin: It’s called acting…you should try it sometime….seriously.

West: I hate you.


The 4th and final part will be up by the end of the week.

Best quote ever!

Claire: Wait, whats a thermagraphic variation?

Peter: What’s a tape recording?

Dean: Screw it, Sam, let’s just take EMF readings.

Sylar: Ooh…I love EMF.

Sam: Not the band, doofus, electromagnetic field

Sylar is not emo.

He can be sometimes! *grins*

Finally got off my lazy rear and finished. Sorry smms that it took me so long.

Also had to edit my part some to make it appropriate for NBC board.


MAIN FLOOR

Sam: I’m not getting any EMF readings anywhere.

Nathan: Maybe it’s out of batteries. I wouldn’t put it past you.

Dean: Hey! Sam might look dumb, but he’s one smart cookie. He was studying to become a lawyer.

Nathan: Really? I’m a lawyer! Well, I was one, and then I became a congressman, and then--

Claire: You don’t need to tell us your life story. We get the picture.

HRG: That’s my girl.

Peter: That’s my niece! Err brother?

Sylar: Do you hear those voices?

Matt: Umm, hello, we’re all talking at the moment. Maybe you need to get your hearing checked out.

Sylar: And maybe you need to lose weight.

(Matt squints at Sylar)

Sylar: I take that back. You don’t need to lose weight, and I do need to get my hearing checked out.

Matt: Good.

HRG: Quit screwing around! Its dark, and I’m hungry. Let’s figure this thing out and get the Kirby plaza’s out of here.

Dean: Well I’m all outta ideas. There’s no EMF signal and we can’t find the bodies.

Sylar: I hear the voices again! They’re coming from that room! (points to locked door across the hall)

Peter: Oh, that’s just Caitlin and some random dude she’s with.

Everyone: …..

Nathan: What are you talking about Pete?

Peter: Oh, I forgot to tell you! I left Caitlin in the future, and she somehow found her way back. Now she’s been stalking me ever since. But I just ignore her.

Claire: You have a stalker!? You never told me about this! Who is she? How do you know her?

HRG: Clairebear, this is irrelevant right now.

UNKNOWN ROOM

West: Wait, I think they’re talking about us.

Caitlin: Oh, Peter’s just talking about how I’m stalking him.

West: Hey! I’m the stalker here! Not you!

Caitlin: How about you’re the king and I’m the queen of stalking?

West: Fiiine!

Caitlin: Now hook up the microphone so I can do the creepy voice!

(West hooks up the microphone)

Caitlin: (In microphone) I will kill you all! Its just a matter of tim—

(Dean shoots the lock on the locked door)

Sylar: BUSTED! (Looks at Matt) See! I did hear voices! (Sticks out tongue)

Matt: Well isn’t that dandy.

Nathan: Who are these creeps?

HRG: Well the dopey guy in the ostrich suit is West. He’s a moron.

Claire: And what’s her name? Manbrows?

Dean: Dude! She does have manbrows!

Sam: (annoyed) So….this was all a trick? No demons, spirits, vampires, or anything of the sort?

West/Caitlin: Nope!

HRG: So we came out here for nothing?

West: Yeup! *grins*

Sylar: I can take care of them if you want. (raises his index finger)

HRG: Not yet Gabriel. I have to smite them first.

Dean: Oh hell no. These b1tches are mine!

VOICE: OH HELL NO THESE B1TCHES ARE MINE!

Matt: WTF? Sylar stop screwing around.

Sylar: Uh-uh. Wasn’t me!

Sam: Maybe there really is a ghost here!

VOICE: WOW, SAM, YOU JUST FIGURED THAT OUT ALL ON YOUR OWN? WHAT KIND OF CRAPPY COLLEGE DID YOU GO TO?

Sam: There’s nothing wrong with community college!

Matt: That’s right. I went to community college!

Nathan: Maybe that’s why you can’t read, big boy.

Matt: Macarena, Nathan, Macarena!

Nathan: Ponies. You’re just no fun anymore since your Indian girlfriend dumped you.

Dean: WTF? What do you mean community college, Sam? You said you got accepted to law school!

Sam: I DID!

Nathan: Yeah, where?

Sam: Uh….Guadalajara.

Dean: So what else are you lying about, Sam, huh, huh? What?

Sam: (puppy eyes) Nothing, Dean.

VOICE: LIAR! TELL HIM ABOUT THAT DEMON LUVIN'!

Sam: WHAT? What?

Sylar: Ewwww. You're luvin' on a demon? You’re a freak!

Peter: And you should know.

VOICE: TELL DEAN HOW YOU’RE USING YOUR EVIL DEVIL POWERS!

West: K’ well I was just kind of hovering and peeping just a little. I swear! I never saw Claire’s little pink panties.

VOICE: STFU FREAK I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU!

Dean: WHAT?!? SA-AM! You using the devil powers?

Sam: (big puppy eyes) Sowwy.

Peter: Dude, puppy eyes only get you so far. Believe me I know.

Sam: I…I…uh…who the hell are you anyway? Hello? HELLO VOICE?

John Winchester: No reason to yell, Sam. I’m standing right behind you.

Dean: (teary eyed) Dad?

John Winchester: Don’t cry son. It’s for wussies.

Claire: Ooooh…you’re handsome. And I like older men.

Nathan: (to HRG) You really need to send this one to a convent.

HRG: Tell me about it.

Sam: Dad, what are you doing here? Are you…a ghost?

John Winchester: Wow, you really did go to community college didn’t you. I knew I shouldn’t have spent that money on ammo. Yes….Sam…I’m a ghost.

West: Bull. There’s no such thing!

(John turns into a pillar of blue flame and evaporates West)

John: Yes there is bitch.

Caitlin: Uh…uh….please don’t kill me.

John W.: Sorry, honey, but I always give the fans what they want.

(John shoots lightning bolts at Caitlin and she bursts into a cloud of dust)

Peter: Thanks, uh, Mr. Winchester.

John: You can just call me Big Daddy.

Peter: No, that’s okay. I’m good.

HRG: Well, now. Guess that’s settled. Who wants some pie?

(All raise hands except Sylar)

Sylar: I’m lactose intolerant.

HRG: Wussy.

Dean: Dad? You want some pie?

John Winchester: Oh yeah, I just stopped in from the afterlife to have some freakin’ pie. God why are my boys so stupid?

Sam: Well….what did you come for?

John Winchester: To tell you to stop making out with your brother, dimwit.

Matt: HAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Told ya Wincest was best.

Dean: Uh..I totally don’t do that.

John: Uh...I totally can see you everytime you do.

Sam and Dean: EWWWWWW!!! You watch us?

Sylar: Wait, THAT’S, the disgusting part?

HRG: ALRIGHT! LOOK! I am tired! I want some pie! And I am not dealing with any more of you inbreeders! So John, get your translucent ass out! Dean and Sam get some therapy! (looking at Peter and Nathan) You guys go get some therapy too! Now everybody back in to the MYSTERY MACHINE! We are going to the DINER!

Claire: Can I ride in the Metallicar?

HRG and Peter: NO!

(outside by the vehicles HRG is talking to the Winchesters)

HRG: Farewell, my brave Hobbits. My work is now finished. Here at last, on the shores of the sea... comes the end of our Fellowship. I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.

Dean and Sam: WTF?

HRG: (walking off) Means ‘later b1tches’.

Dean: Huh. I really liked that guy’s style.

Sam: Yeah, me too. Hey Dean? Do you think Dad saw us make out?

Dean: Nah….he prolly just read it on livejournal.

Sam: Yeah, those girls are freaks.

Dean: Amen, brother, amen.

THE END

The long awaited 4th part! (At least for me.)
Too much stuff to quote. Good job guys!

Awesome job, guys!
I love Sam and his puppy eyes.

Good riddence to Manbrows and West!

Hehe don't worry about it. *Rejoices* yay we finished!!


Thanks guys for the reviews!

This is oddly familiar. Smms, do you have precognition or something?

Who would've known West and Caitlin were monsters/spirits?

HEY!The LJ'ers just post what they see.

It's all Kripke's fault!

This was great!! I finally got to read it.

HRG, as always in your parodies, was the best.

It's hillarious but Peter is not that stupid and they should'nt trust him with girls they allways die

For the purpose of my parodies, Peter has an IQ of 20, HRG is Chuck Norris, and Momo's a girl.