Why doesn't Jordan Schlansky get any respect? They recently held up a copy of a fake magazine called "Bi-curious" and it had him on the cover dressed as a cowboy.

SOJ

LOL, I noticed that! He must have a really good sense of humor.

lol, what's wrong with being bi-curious?
He was also playing Simon Cowel as a gay club bouncer. The guy is versatile.

I love Jordan!
I wish we could go on a date

That skit last night was hilarious... The new Jordan Schlansky one... It wasn't as good as the first one but it was still hilarious... And I think that this guy is acting... He must have a really good sense of humor... If not then I still feel the same way... Hilarious.

Wow.

I mean, wow.

That dinner sequence was bromance-tastic. Especially when Conan told not one, but two rape jokes!

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Score. Nothing's funnier than someone getting raped. And comics everywhere know that it's always funnier the second time. Oh, wait, Conan "had too much to drink"--as in, one glass of really good wine.

I fear that every sweeps month, it'll be time to haul Jordan the queer out from backstage and pillory him before the cameras, making him crack that bullwhip in the street and joking about people raping him. Way to go, Conan show! I just gained a new level of--umm--respect for you.

SOJ

Wow... I didn't see any sarcasm warnings there. I'm sure Jordan is just being a stage character (He probably has a really good sense of humor)... Unless Conan is just an ass.

WHINGERS! there EVERYWHERE!

please leave us alone! its making me crazy!

its clear that Jordan is playing a character and a lot of those jokes are probably set up.

i thought that part was HILARIOUS...actually the whole thing was

so for all you whingers out there, the next time your gonna complain about a joke that was on a comedy show (its this thing where you laugh at various situations, others and yourself) please just keep it to yourself.

im sick of all this 'ahh conan how could you make a joke about Hilary Clinton every night, blah blah blah, im not going to watch your show anymore'

GIVE CONAN SOME LOVE!

Yes! Everyone just drink the Kool-Aid. It'll be alright. Because rape jokes are just funny! Especially when they're about ridiculous gay people! [sarcasm]

SOJ

That's when they're the most funny.

Raping straight people isn't as fun.


trust me.




Hey, anyway, I thought it was funny. Jordan obviously didn't mind it, or he would have asked that it not be shown. Or said something to Conan about it. But no, after being made out to be gay and raped, he walked out and basked in the glow of the applause.

So really, who should we be condemning?

Groucho and Margaret Dumont, Groucho's greatest straight man ....


"Who's on first?"


"Say good night, Gracie"

Conan's forte is playing the clown to a straight man -- this is Conan's true calling. So far, Jordan Schlansky IS Conan's greatest straight man, bar none, and is in the best tradition of Groucho bouncing off of Margaret Dumont, Costello bouncing off of Abbott, and Gracie Allen bouncing off of George Burns.

I heard that nowadays a good straight man is hard to find.

Touché, Shena! Or should it be touchée?

SOJ

In L.A. it is.

I like Jordan! I wonder if Conan would consider holding a contest where we could win a date with Jordan. He seems possibly weird enough for me and also quite good with a whip. We can dance the tarantella. Although he did say he likes things that are beautiful. So close.

Thoughts?

Poor Jordan! Harrison Ford almost came onto him, but then Jordan asked him a question about the bullwhips used in the movies, and after a hateful stare, Harrison Ford said "Who gives a s***?", and Jordan became the victim of the ASS stamp!

Why?

SOJ

Because it was feakin' hilarious!... That whole little skit was very very funny... And Jordan didn't care... It got a huge laugh. Do you seriously think that he is like his character? Hes just acting.

Obviously, Harrison thought Jordan was a whippersnapper!


The man in the hat is back!

Are rape jokes like "in" now, or something?............Jordans's a shmuckface by the way.....but i guess he's a good staight man.......sort of.....but he's too straight.....almost as if he's compensating for something...........heeyyy....i might be on to something here.....

I just watched the 2nd half of the Jordan dinner online.

OMG.

I seriously wonder how much hate mail the show gets about Jordan. If we learned anything from the Padre case, or the Letterman stalker, or the John Hinckley Jr. case, et al., it's that there are crazy people in the world who watch these things and start to obsess over them. I'd be willing to bet that there are insane people who watch the show and write letters to NBC and the show and complain about Jordan being either Jewish or gay--and the latest segment of Jordan Schlansky's degradation included an actual threat against Jordan's life by Conan himself. Some of them may think that Conan is speaking to them through the TV, and telling them to do his bidding. It's pretty scary stuff, especially for Jordan living in New York City, where things like this tend to happen (don't even try to deny it).

So, what I'm wondering is, when is this all going to end? And how? I really am worried for Jordan.

And I see there are still people who think this is all a joke and Jordan's just acting. At the end of the latest Jordan piece, Conan looked right into the camera and said once again "I swear to God, he's a real person." Conan doesn't get that honest very often--people who watch the show enough know it.

SOJ

Well Conan,
Kate seems to see that I'm still blind and have no clue besides 1, how many times I've been slapped in

the face, assisted by my entourage of faithful humans<I see no need in violence... Only time will tell

who will be next to enjoy my destiny of complete bliss. I think its hilarious

thx to Jordan, now i love Rush too.

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