if you were a writer and had the power to get rid of a character you hated, what imaginative, original way would you get rid of them???

When Marlena is written as a hypocrite, getting revenge on Stefano with torture but not wanting John to kill him; condoning Carrie and Austin's affair but being against Sami, I'd like too see her wake up in a psychiatric hospital and finally understand that she is a schizophrenic who'd been there since her sister Sam took her there. Stefano out to get her family would be a delusion of her own creation. Sam could be happily married to Roman and the mother of Eric and Sami. No reason to kill her character as this would be worse for Marlena.

I daydreamed about this when StephaMe and Max, AKA Stuncle, went to France. I was hoping that in their quest to find his sister, they would stumble across some terrorist group. The terrorists would be suspicious because they keep asking questions about an American girl. (Perhaps Melanie had been unwittingly helping them.)

They would hold Max hostage, thinking that someone would pay a high ransom to get the "Famous American Race Car Driver" back. Not realizing that Max is just a big old loser now in the United States. After no one was willing to pay the ransom, they would start cutting off body parts...an ear, a finger, etc. When Max finally got away, he would go into hiding because he wouldn't want anyone to see how hideous he looks. (A la Chloe Lane.)

In the meantime, they would have sold StephaMe to a sheik in the middle east to become part of his harem. Okay, so the sk@nk-ho, would probably be happy being there, but we can't have it all, can we?

The important thing would be...No more Stuncle!!!!!

ohhh, that is so perfect, great idea!! thanks for the reply



love the idea!!!! thanks for the reply

Chloe and Lucas are standing under a mirrored ceiling. She is showing off the range of her voice and hits a glass-shattering note. The mirror breaks and kills Chloe. Lucas is cut across his throat and can never talk about a whisper again.

yeah no more chloe!!! and no more whinny baby lucas voice hooray

it is a dark and stormy night in salem. kate and daniel are hiding from chelsea. you start to hear creepy music and the storm picks up. daniel and kate had taken refuge in a run down gas station. the storm is really raging outside and suddenly the door to the gas station flies open. in strolls chelsea with a large caliber gun. she has lost her mind, and an alternate chelsea has taken over. she is taunting kate, calling her a *****, and telling her see is evil and must die. once again the creepy music goes to a cresendo and then everything goes black. the next thing you know you see a muzzle flash. then it goes to commercial. in the next scene you see daniel crying and rocking kate. then you hear alt. chels saying let go of her daniel!!!! you must love me!!!!! get away from her. the gun is shaking in her hand and she is about histerical. then she just snaps and shoots daniel in the heart. then she blows on the barrel of the gun and gives a little laugh. the alternate chels is here to stay!!!! next scene it show chels being placed in a straight jacket and loaded onto an ambulance. laughing and crying out . THE END.

Love it. Chelsea takes them out and goes bye bye.

Don't I wish.

I don't care who it is really, I just want someone to drop/punch/push/kick someone into a vat of acid, a la the Vincent Price trick in Haunted Hill.

Can it be StephaMe, please, please, please?

Kate spreads her legs one too many times and all the women of Salem come after her with torches chanting, "Burn the witch! Burn the witch!"

Kate is having her latest collagen injection. The doctor tries to tell her that he can't give her any more, but she has a fit and he gives in. Halfway through the injection her lips explode with such force that the room in covered in *****house Red lip gloss.

Stephanie is in her closet picking out her latest fashion disaster. She is wearing the little blue dress with the bow around her neck. Suddenly the bow catches on the automatic clothes rack and Steph is hanged. Her wardrobe is buried with her to prevent it from inflicting any more pain.

Too funny on both of these!!

Love 'em both...but since I'm a "love to hate" Kate fan, I like the StephaMe one better. Love the part about the dress inflicting more pain...

Thanks Nole. Glad we could agree on something.

Sometimes I wish they would put a couple of the characters on a plane and fly them into the Grand Canyon.

"Uncle Max, I just got my pilot's license. Wanna fly to the Grand Canyon?"

"Sure, Steph."

This one is good too!

oh my Both funny, but the Steph one really got me going!

Me, too. That's what enjoy about the board. I don't agree with some people on one thing, but do on another. I can't think of any poster that I don't agree with on at least one topic.

That's how I feel too. I just know we've gone round and round about Chelsea/Daniel/Kate so it's nice to know we can come together on how awful Stephanie is.

OOOO i love this thread already!

Well if i could kill off a character of this show, i'd definitely kill of Stephanie Johnson. I hate her with a passion!


What I would do is place her on a deserted island. Without UNCLE MAX LOL. I would have some natives on the island, cannibals.. kinda like Pirates 2 when jack Sparrow was on the island with cannibals.. waiting to be burned alive..

I would basically have the same story with Stephanie, except I show her all the horrible clips of DOOL and the horrible clips of her and her Uncle before I would let the cannibals burn her alive.. hehe.

is that bad? Im only following what Pirates did

Not who I was referring to, but that works too.

Chlo-me is so fascinated with her reflection, leaning in nearer and nearer to the plate glass window of the store. Suddenly she slips and falls head-first into the glass, neatly decapitating her, and leaving a jagged scar across her face. Her funeral is closed casket, thus depriving her of people gazing upon her one last time.

Ouch - physically and emotionally!

What? They couldn't at least let everyone see the "girls" pushing up out of her blouse?

Looks like yet another thing we agree on, megjack...ChloMe!!!

She's ALMOST as bad as Steph, but at least we don't have to watch her rolling around with her uncle all the time.

After Kate and Daniel do the nasty by the poolside, Daniel walks off to make a phone call. Kate stands up and has her nose so high in the air that she doesn't notice the loose clothing on the ground. She trips and falls, hitting her head on the side of the pool and falls in and drowns.
After Daniel is finished calling Chelsea to let her know he still wants her and needs her, he also tells her he was thinking of her the whole time he was doing Kate. Then he turns around and sees Kate floating in the pool. He hangs up and dives into the pool to save Kate. But he dives into the shallow end and hits his head of the bottom of the pool, killing him instantly.
Victor walks out and sees both bodies floating in the pool, smirks, shakes his head and walks off.

Does anyone else feel like a psycho thinking up all these horrid ways for people to die?

I second all of that.

And no.

I LOVE the part about Victor!

And no - I think its therapuetic. Especially when its about Kate.

This like a really rad surfing contest in Austria. And like Dr Dan has just make up with Chelsea so they decide to celebrate by going so Dr Dan can like hang ten. But Chelsea doesn't want to go alone and have to sit on the beach by herself while the knarly dude is hanging ten...so they invite Stefanie and Max to go with them. But Melanie gets jealous so she follows. So they get to Austria and Dr Dan is hanging ten...but then the music comes up ..da da da da...and Max realizing what's about to happen, leaps in the water to save Dr. Dan. Then Stephanie sees Max in the water, so she follows him. Melanie, seeing Stephanie following, jumps in the water cause she doesn't want Stephie to win. Then Chelsea realizes she is no longer the center attention so she runs to the water to, but on the way she see the new stud muffin of a life guard and she forgets where she is going. But the life guard sees the fin and the people in the water so he warns them to get out of the water. But then poor Chelsea isn't the center of attention again so she jumps in the water so the muffin can save her....The shark swam away to look for some pepto bismo to cure his upset stomach after over eating....the end.

But did you mean Australia, or were they all just so stupid they went to Austria to catch the big waves?

(Loved the surf lingo...)

Like totally cool that you like killed off all the pains in the a together.

So, next I'd picture all of the Bradys together in the pub watching the new Big Screen TV that Ma put in and seeing the news of the demise of all their worse mistakes. They'd have an Irish wake/celebration and vow to never again speak of these demon-seed children for fear that Ciara and Joey would grow up to be like them.

okay. I was tired Australia...

Awwww...I was hoping they'd all gone there because they're idiots...

I knew coming home to the anti-room could make me feel better.

the scene opens on an outdoor wedding. we see nicole and chloe talking. the wedding has allready been finished and the reception is about to start. next we hear an announcement that the bride is about to toss the bouquet. next thing you see is the bouquet coming right for nicole and chloe, then they start to fight over it, both saying it's mine, give it to me. rolling around on the ground, hairpulling, name calling, dirt throwing, and then suddenly they both roll over a ledge on the patio and fall into the sea. then a large fish comes and swallows them and then goes out of harbor. the end of nicole and chloe as we know them.

I know someone has to have another plot twist they would like to see.

I just love encouraging the madness.

I think Sami could get hit by a bus. Not very original but it works for me.

I don't totally dislike Melanie and Chelsea, although they both get on my nerves some times.

But I'm sure a lot of people wish that Melanie and Chelsea's fight would happen next to a cliff and they just happened to fall off.

I'd like to add that while Melanie and Chelsea are fighting near the cliff both dumb Max and pervy doc Dan show up and try to pull them apart, and they all wind up going over, never to be heard from again!