i've been experimenting in salads lately.
fave so far is florian w/out anchovies.

What's your favorite?

I love ceasar salad

Do you regret not participating in the live chat with Amy Poehler and Aziz Ansari?

quat!! when was that? and yeah, i do.


Did you participate?

I wish I did.
(It was two or three days ago)

Do you watch Parks and Recreation?

Do I need to answer that? I think you know the answer.

Do you have plans this weekend?

Yeah, my bestest friend is comin ovar.

Are you goin somewhere today?

Well,I'm coming to your house.

Are you excited?

i'd be if it were true. have fun!


Are you going out?

Yeah.

Did you laugh today?

of course.


Did you have a good day?

Yeah.

What's your favorite source of caffeine?

starbux double espresso mocha or one of those shots.


How often do you drink coffee?

Never.

When was the last time you had some ice cream?

A couple days ago.


How's your cholesterol?

Haven't checked it lately. Was pretty ridiculous.


Are you looking forward to next week when Leslie looks masculine at the party?

Yeah.

Did you watch the Kentucky Derby?

no


are we having fun yet?

Ooohhhhhh yeaaaaahhhh, never be enough w/out ....


Wazzup?

Gonna go watch some SNL rerun soon

How pencils do you think I could fit in Conan's hair?

Hahhahahahahahahaha. Like 1 cuz his hair too thin or something.


How many kevis does it take to drop a POT of chili?

Two,one to drop the chili and one to try an clean it up.

Are you ready for another week?

ready as i'm gonna be


Are you enjoying the weather?

yes


have you had a problem with box elders this year?

Box?

What's your favorite thing to get at Dairy Queen?

i don't go there


How often do you shop at Target?

Once a year, if that


Are you Keyser Soze?

Huh?

Do you have plans this mother's day?

yeah, breakfast w/parents and sibs.


Do you like hearing waves crash along the shore?

Sometimes.

Do you have an accent?

not an ethnic one. more like i speak differently, so i've been told.

Have you donated old clothes to charity this year?

No.

Have you done any charity work in the past year?

just donating old clothes and electronics


What was the last magazine you bought?

Dog Fancy, I did not buy it though, it's subscription.

Do you your pet(s)?

i do.



How far is your drive to the nearest hospital?

20 minutes


How long do you think you'll live?

think i've got about 10 years or so, maybe more if i beg.


Can you see the stars at night where you live?

Sometimes.

Where's your nearest source of water?

Up the stairs and in the kitchen

when was the last time you had beef?

Monday.

When was the last time you noticed that bald heads suck?

not sure.


When was the last time you saw a sucking bald head?

Haha,couple of days ago...

Do you hate when you miss your shows?

i would if i did.


How often do you hear your doorbell ring?

More than 3 times a day?

Do you think sinks can be dangerous?

anything can be dangerous.
yes.


When was the last time someone gave you a charlie horse?

Never.


Do you consider yourself a good driver?

yeah. a little...speedy but good.

Is this still fun to play?

Is the new SNL on tonight?

Don't I know it!!

Have you ever fallen in a hole?

Hm. Not a real one.


What was the last movie you watched?

I'm not sure.

Do you garden?