Back at camp Daderu
Arthur: Well, what's done is done. But I am not happy with the lines of communication here.
Claire: That is your problem.
Arthur: *TK's Claire into the nearest palm tree.* I will teach you some respect, young lady.
Claire: Help! Get me out of here! Peter!
Peter: I don't think so. Save yourself.
Daphne: I feel weird.
Daniel: In what way?
Daphne: Kind of transparent and exposed.
Daniel: Oh, I know that feeling. Those bas.tards!!!
Daphne: Huh?
Arthur: We'll explain later.
Claire from tree: HEY!!! I want to get down!!!
Mohinder: We could use some food. Did that chicken you healed lay more eggs?
Daniel: I guess so, that is what they do. Why don't you check?
Mohinder: All right.
Meredith: I will start the fire. *Shows flaming hand.*
Peter: *Makes flaming hand move to mock Meredith, gets flaming hand too.* GAHHHH!!!
Arthur: Interesting
Peter: *Blows hand out.*
Mohinder: *Comes back with eggs.* What was all that screaming about?
Claire: I want to get down!!!
Mohinder: No, not that. The scared, girly one.
Daniel: It seems that Peter has a new ability.
Peter: Don't you dare call me a girl!
Mohinder: And if I do?
Peter: I will tell Daphne with whom you have been slashed rightfully for the last two years.
Mohinder: Oh pony.
Daphne: What?
Mohinder: He is talking about the jade elephant, I swear.
Peter: *Grins*
Meredith: How did you get my power?
Daniel: That is what I want to know. I thought you don't like her.
Peter: I don't want to talk about it.
Claire: *Falls out of tree, breaks 11 bones, heals, comes back.* You guys are mean, you know that?
Arthur: Now Peter, can you still fly?
Peter: I guess so. The only thing that changed is the method of acquisition.
Meredith: Method of what?
Daniel: He touched you.
Meredith: Oh. Well, I like the Petrelli touch.
Peter: Ewww. *Flies away from Meredith and lands on other side of the fire.*
Arthur: That is odd, you are not supposed to hold more than one power now.
Peter: Tell you what, old man. As long as you are able to breathe out here, I am also able to fly and do whatever else I want. How about that?
Arthur: Sounds fair.
Claire: Can I get new powers too?
Daniel: You don't need more powers. You need to grow the unicorn up.
Claire: I want my daddy!
Daphne: I still feel weird.
Mohinder: Oh look, I found a football!
Full Version: Survivor Heroes: The second season
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 13 2009, 03:32 PM) 
Peter: Don't you dare call me a girl!
Mohinder: And if I do?
Peter: I will tell Daphne with whom you have been slashed rightfully for the last two years.
Mohinder: Oh pony.
Daphne: What?
Mohinder: He is talking about the jade elephant, I swear.
Peter: *Grins*
Mohinder: And if I do?
Peter: I will tell Daphne with whom you have been slashed rightfully for the last two years.
Mohinder: Oh pony.
Daphne: What?
Mohinder: He is talking about the jade elephant, I swear.
Peter: *Grins*
Oh my goodness, I can't breathe!QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 13 2009, 03:32 PM)
Arthur: That is odd, you are not supposed to hold more than one power now.
Peter: Tell you what, old man. As long as you are able to breathe out here, I am also able to fly and do whatever else I want. How about that?
Arthur: Sounds fair.
Peter: Tell you what, old man. As long as you are able to breathe out here, I am also able to fly and do whatever else I want. How about that?
Arthur: Sounds fair.
You tell him, Pete!QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 13 2009, 03:32 PM)
Claire: Can I get new powers too?
Daniel: You don't need more powers. You need to grow the unicorn up.
Claire: I want my daddy!
Daniel: You don't need more powers. You need to grow the unicorn up.
Claire: I want my daddy!
Best parody ever. You must know I now awake in the morning, breathlessly anticipating a new installment. You make my workday marginally bearable. Thank you!
How DID Petey get that new power? Hmmm
QUOTE (evilisgood @ Feb 13 2009, 10:34 PM)
Oh my goodness, I can't breathe! You tell him, Pete! Best parody ever. You must know I now awake in the morning, breathlessly anticipating a new installment. You make my workday marginally bearable. Thank you!Awwwww, warm fuzzies! You are so welcome and thank you!
QUOTE (Twice @ Feb 13 2009, 11:37 PM)
How DID Petey get that new power? Hmmm
Wouldn't you want to know?
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 13 2009, 07:32 PM)
Daphne: I feel weird.
Daniel: In what way?
Daphne: Kind of transparent and exposed.
Daniel: Oh, I know that feeling. Those bas.tards!!!
Daphne: Huh?
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Meredith: I will start the fire. *Shows flaming hand.*
Peter: *Makes flaming hand move to mock Meredith, gets flaming hand too.* GAHHHH!!!
Arthur: Interesting
Peter: *Blows hand out.*
Meredith: How did you get my power?
Daniel: That is what I want to know. I thought you don't like her.
Peter: I don't want to talk about it.
Claire: *Falls out of tree, breaks 11 bones, heals, comes back.* You guys are mean, you know that?
Arthur: Now Peter, can you still fly?
Peter: I guess so. The only thing that changed is the method of acquisition.
Meredith: Method of what?
Daniel: He touched you.
Meredith: Oh. Well, I like the Petrelli touch.
Peter: Ewww. *Flies away from Meredith and lands on other side of the fire.*
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Daniel: In what way?
Daphne: Kind of transparent and exposed.
Daniel: Oh, I know that feeling. Those bas.tards!!!
Daphne: Huh?
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LOL
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Meredith: I will start the fire. *Shows flaming hand.*
Peter: *Makes flaming hand move to mock Meredith, gets flaming hand too.* GAHHHH!!!
Arthur: Interesting
Peter: *Blows hand out.*
Meredith: How did you get my power?
Daniel: That is what I want to know. I thought you don't like her.
Peter: I don't want to talk about it.
Claire: *Falls out of tree, breaks 11 bones, heals, comes back.* You guys are mean, you know that?
Arthur: Now Peter, can you still fly?
Peter: I guess so. The only thing that changed is the method of acquisition.
Meredith: Method of what?
Daniel: He touched you.
Meredith: Oh. Well, I like the Petrelli touch.
Peter: Ewww. *Flies away from Meredith and lands on other side of the fire.*
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Another spectacular installment HFM. Oh, BTW, HFM in the fight or flight section you can write for spider-man in the x-men RPG. I reserved him for you.
~!!!!!!*BUMP*!!!!!!~
post more soon!
The next day at camp Obiwi
Gabriel: I wonder who bit the dust.
Angela: Who would you want it to be?
Gabriel: Well, personally I would like... Oh wait, I don't think you all need to know that.
Matt: Interesting.
Hiro: What did he think?
Matt: I don't know.
Sandra: As if...
Gabriel: He really doesn't.
Sandra: Men! All liars.
Noah: Isn't that a bit harsh?
Sandra: You are the king of the liars, you should stay really quiet in a corner.
Matt: So much for Mr. Badass. *chuckles*
Noah: *grumbles*
Nathan: Gabriel, get up, it is time for your swimming lesson.
Gabriel: Do I have to?
Nathan: Quit whining, we have enough of that already.
Angela: Says the one who sobs into the phone every three weeks...
Nathan: Mother!
Angela: What?
Sandra: I think I'll go and get breakfast started.
Matt: I love you!
Gabriel: Why do you do all those chores out here, Sandra?
Sandra: Because it gives me a degree of normality. Now hush, go splashing like a good little boy.
Gabriel and Nathan leave.
Hiro: I wonder what quest awaits us the next time our powers are tested.
Matt: What are you talking about?
Hiro: Our challenge of course! Our destiny, and our reward!
Matt: Could you just stop that?
Hiro: Stop what?
Matt: Stop talking like a spandex dude from 1950.
Hiro: But, but, my destiny, and the quest, and my hero journey and my nemesis and my sword and my true power and...
Matt: You sound like a 6 year old, at best.
Hiro: That was mean.
Angela: Matt, I think you are right. Maybe Arthur took more than we realized.
Hiro: *stomps off into the jungle*
Noah: I better follow him, he will probably only get lost.
Matt: Nah, just give him some time.
Sandra: Why don't you help me peel these shrimp instead?
Noah: Oh, I just love to.
From a bit off there are splashing noises and sounds of coughing and swearing by Gabriel, followed by laughter from Hiro and Nathan.
Angela: It seems to be going well out there.
Gabriel: I wonder who bit the dust.
Angela: Who would you want it to be?
Gabriel: Well, personally I would like... Oh wait, I don't think you all need to know that.
Matt: Interesting.
Hiro: What did he think?
Matt: I don't know.
Sandra: As if...
Gabriel: He really doesn't.
Sandra: Men! All liars.
Noah: Isn't that a bit harsh?
Sandra: You are the king of the liars, you should stay really quiet in a corner.
Matt: So much for Mr. Badass. *chuckles*
Noah: *grumbles*
Nathan: Gabriel, get up, it is time for your swimming lesson.
Gabriel: Do I have to?
Nathan: Quit whining, we have enough of that already.
Angela: Says the one who sobs into the phone every three weeks...
Nathan: Mother!
Angela: What?
Sandra: I think I'll go and get breakfast started.
Matt: I love you!
Gabriel: Why do you do all those chores out here, Sandra?
Sandra: Because it gives me a degree of normality. Now hush, go splashing like a good little boy.
Gabriel and Nathan leave.
Hiro: I wonder what quest awaits us the next time our powers are tested.
Matt: What are you talking about?
Hiro: Our challenge of course! Our destiny, and our reward!
Matt: Could you just stop that?
Hiro: Stop what?
Matt: Stop talking like a spandex dude from 1950.
Hiro: But, but, my destiny, and the quest, and my hero journey and my nemesis and my sword and my true power and...
Matt: You sound like a 6 year old, at best.
Hiro: That was mean.
Angela: Matt, I think you are right. Maybe Arthur took more than we realized.
Hiro: *stomps off into the jungle*
Noah: I better follow him, he will probably only get lost.
Matt: Nah, just give him some time.
Sandra: Why don't you help me peel these shrimp instead?
Noah: Oh, I just love to.
From a bit off there are splashing noises and sounds of coughing and swearing by Gabriel, followed by laughter from Hiro and Nathan.
Angela: It seems to be going well out there.
Yes! YES!!!-does happy dance-
So great HFM
So true... Noah! Stop. Lying. To. Sandra.
I bet he misses the haitan right now. Probally running through his head. "I wanna my haitan and my gun. With them i wouldnt have to take any of this s***."
Poor natey... his mommy doent have enough sympathy for him...
Great installment. Write again soon, with sylar dunking natey please?
So great HFM
QUOTE
Noah: Isn't that a bit harsh?
Sandra: You are the king of the liars, you should stay really quiet in a corner.
Sandra: You are the king of the liars, you should stay really quiet in a corner.
So true... Noah! Stop. Lying. To. Sandra.
I bet he misses the haitan right now. Probally running through his head. "I wanna my haitan and my gun. With them i wouldnt have to take any of this s***."
QUOTE
Nathan: Quit whining, we have enough of that already.
Angela: Says the one who sobs into the phone every three weeks...
Angela: Says the one who sobs into the phone every three weeks...
Poor natey... his mommy doent have enough sympathy for him...
Great installment. Write again soon, with sylar dunking natey please?
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 18 2009, 08:08 PM)
Gabriel: I wonder who bit the dust.
Angela: Who would you want it to be?
Gabriel: Well, personally I would like... Oh wait, I don't think you all need to know that.
Matt: Interesting.
Hiro: What did he think?
Matt: I don't know.
Sandra: As if...
Gabriel: He really doesn't.
Angela: Who would you want it to be?
Gabriel: Well, personally I would like... Oh wait, I don't think you all need to know that.
Matt: Interesting.
Hiro: What did he think?
Matt: I don't know.
Sandra: As if...
Gabriel: He really doesn't.
Eeee hee hee! Oh, but if he did...
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 18 2009, 08:08 PM)
Hiro: I wonder what quest awaits us the next time our powers are tested.
Matt: What are you talking about?
Hiro: Our challenge of course! Our destiny, and our reward!
Matt: Could you just stop that?
Hiro: Stop what?
Matt: Stop talking like a spandex dude from 1950.
Hiro: But, but, my destiny, and the quest, and my hero journey and my nemesis and my sword and my true power and...
Matt: You sound like a 6 year old, at best.
Hiro: That was mean.
Angela: Matt, I think you are right. Maybe Arthur took more than we realized.
Hiro: *stomps off into the jungle*
Matt: What are you talking about?
Hiro: Our challenge of course! Our destiny, and our reward!
Matt: Could you just stop that?
Hiro: Stop what?
Matt: Stop talking like a spandex dude from 1950.
Hiro: But, but, my destiny, and the quest, and my hero journey and my nemesis and my sword and my true power and...
Matt: You sound like a 6 year old, at best.
Hiro: That was mean.
Angela: Matt, I think you are right. Maybe Arthur took more than we realized.
Hiro: *stomps off into the jungle*
Awesome. QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 19 2009, 12:08 AM)
Sandra: Men! All liars.
Noah: Isn't that a bit harsh?
Sandra: You are the king of the liars, you should stay really quiet in a corner.
Matt: So much for Mr. Badass. *chuckles*
Noah: *grumbles*
Noah: Isn't that a bit harsh?
Sandra: You are the king of the liars, you should stay really quiet in a corner.
Matt: So much for Mr. Badass. *chuckles*
Noah: *grumbles*
QUOTE
Nathan: Gabriel, get up, it is time for your swimming lesson.
Gabriel: Do I have to?
Nathan: Quit whining, we have enough of that already.
Angela: Says the one who sobs into the phone every three weeks...
Nathan: Mother!
Gabriel: Do I have to?
Nathan: Quit whining, we have enough of that already.
Angela: Says the one who sobs into the phone every three weeks...
Nathan: Mother!
QUOTE
Hiro: I wonder what quest awaits us the next time our powers are tested.
Matt: What are you talking about?
Hiro: Our challenge of course! Our destiny, and our reward!
Matt: Could you just stop that?
Hiro: Stop what?
Matt: Stop talking like a spandex dude from 1950.
Hiro: But, but, my destiny, and the quest, and my hero journey and my nemesis and my sword and my true power and...
Matt: You sound like a 6 year old, at best.
Hiro: That was mean.
Angela: Matt, I think you are right. Maybe Arthur took more than we realized.
Matt: What are you talking about?
Hiro: Our challenge of course! Our destiny, and our reward!
Matt: Could you just stop that?
Hiro: Stop what?
Matt: Stop talking like a spandex dude from 1950.
Hiro: But, but, my destiny, and the quest, and my hero journey and my nemesis and my sword and my true power and...
Matt: You sound like a 6 year old, at best.
Hiro: That was mean.
Angela: Matt, I think you are right. Maybe Arthur took more than we realized.
At least Hiro doesn't wear yellow spandex with knuckle claws
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At least Hiro doesn't wear yellow spandex with knuckle claws
Can you imagine if he did? *shudders*
Now peter, i wouldn't mind seeing in spandex... hmmm
*bump*
QUOTE (flyingchimp @ Feb 20 2009, 01:27 AM)
Can you imagine if he did? *shudders*
Now peter, i wouldn't mind seeing in spandex... hmmm
*bump*
Now peter, i wouldn't mind seeing in spandex... hmmm
*bump*
Lol. Hiro would be Captain Wobblyface.
^ Good one HFM!
Good one HFM!
JP: Come on in guys.
Tribes come in and stand on mats.
JP: Welcome to our combined reward and immunity challenge.
Hiro: *teleports*
JP: Huh?
Hiro: *teleports back*
Angela: I told you so.
JP: What is going on here?
Hiro: Nothing.
JP: Tribe Obiwi, take a look at the new tribe Daderu. Ando was voted off at the last tribal council.
Matt: Awww, supercharger is gone.
Hiro: My sidekick!
JP: Back to the game, first things first. Tribe Obiwi, please hand me back the immunity idol.
Sandra: Gladly.
Hiro: *teleports*
JP: What the kirby plaza?
Hiro: *teleports back*
JP: What is going on here?
Nathan: Too much coffee for the little guy.
Peter: Ha! At least one of them!
Arthur: Can we get going so that I can get my hands on the unicorning monkeys?
Angela: That image is wrong in so many ways.
Daniel: Let me console you.
Angela: Touch me and you're dead.
Arthur: I would believe her if I were you.
JP: Just to jump in here quickly, anybody wanna know what you are playing for?
Meredith: You just said immunity.
Nathan: He said immunity and reward.
Meredith: That is just a pesky detail.
Nathan: You never were good with details, I remember.
Meredith: What is that supposed to mean?
Nathan: *looks over to Claire* Nothing.
JP: HELLO! Anybody here?
Mohinder: I am here. Well, spiritually speaking, I am also mostly here.
JP: The reward is a huge frying pan and spices.
Daniel: I want that! No! I need that!
Noah: Boring! We don't need that stuff.
Gabriel: Yes, we do. And can't you even appreciate a nice rack?
Sandra: You guys better don't go there.
JP: Now, everyone with me so far?
Hiro: Just a sec. *teleports again*
JP: To win this challenge, both tribes must build a way to a plattform out in the water.. We will provide you with ropes and ladders and nets. There are poles in the water that you can use to anchor your ropes and ladders on. All tribe members need to get to the platform. If anyone falls into the water, they have to start over. And you will have to use the materials provided, no flying, or hovering or teleporting will be allowed. Once you are on your platform, you will have to build a castle out of huge styrofoam pieces. It doesn't matter what form, as long as you use all pieces and all tribe members are able to stand on it. As soon as you have done that, one tribe member will raise a flag and the tribe will win imunity and reward.
Hiro: *teleports back* I'm ready now.
Nathan: I'll fill you in.
Peter: No flying, that sucks.
Arthur: We will manage.
Daphne: That was actually a very nice thing to say. Arthur, is that you?
Peter: He is usually nice when he wants something.
Mohinder: Yes, that is a Petrelli trait.
Claire: What do you know about that?
Mohinder: Except for this one, she is always bitchy.
Everyone besides Claire: *agrees*
JP: Survivors ready or not. Go!
yay!
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 22 2009, 03:22 AM)
Angela: That image is wrong in so many ways.
Daniel: Let me console you.
Angela: Touch me and you're dead.
Arthur: I would believe her if I were you.
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Noah: Boring! We don't need that stuff.
Gabriel: Yes, we do. And can't you even appreciate a nice rack?
Sandra: You guys better don't go there.
Daniel: Let me console you.
Angela: Touch me and you're dead.
Arthur: I would believe her if I were you.
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Noah: Boring! We don't need that stuff.
Gabriel: Yes, we do. And can't you even appreciate a nice rack?
Sandra: You guys better don't go there.
JP: And off they go. Tribe Obiwi is running down to the beach and grabbing their ladders, ropes and nets. Tribe Daderu is standing in a huddle. Now they are moving too. Looks like they have a plan.
At Obiwi Matt and Noah are dragging the ladders, Nathan and Sandra are carrying the nets and the rest is grabbing the ropes. Tribe Daderu has Mohinder and Arthur throwing everything clear to the beach and the rest of the tribe is organizing the supplies.
Tribe Daderu has decided to put the ladders between the first poles and to walk over them, carrying the ropes and nets with them. It looks like it works.Daniel is a bit pale around the ears though.
Tribe Obiwi is lassoing a rope around the far pole. Noah pulls it tight uses his buff as a hold and slides on it toward the pole. Ouch, the buff ripped and Noah slammed into the pole, and now he is gliding into the water. That obviously didn't work. Gabriel is having a laughing fit until Sandra pushes him into the water. Now Obiwi is using the ladder approach too.
On tribe Daderu everyone is on the first pole. But it looks like the ladder is stuck. Arthur and Daniel are arguing and Peter is throwing a lasso to the next pole. It worked and Peter is hangling on it to the next pole. Arthur is following with a net. Mohinder is holdin on to it on the first pole, the rest of the tribe is going through the net to the other side.
Tribe Obiwi is now turning their ladder from the first sets of poles to the next. Somehow they got theirs off it seems. Matt is having a hard time focussing and the ladder sways a lot, but Angela is going backwards and talking him over.
Tribe Daderu and tribe Obiwi are both at the second pole. For the last pole that connects with the platform they are repeating their techniques. Obiwi moves forward with the ladder, Daderu with the net. Mohinder is looking at his hands now, they seem to hurt. Daniel is green in the face now, as is Matt.
Meredith is trying to get out of a tangle in the net and the net starts burning. What the kirby plaza? Ah Claire puts it out. Noah is going gingerly over the ladder, it looks like his right side is turning black and blue. And now Daniel is not moving at all in the net. What is going on with him? Peter is grabbing him now and pulling him unceremoniously over. Both tribes have slowed down considerably, but they are both at the platform now.
Now the building begins. On tribe Obiwi Hiro is jumping around and shouting something, that gets everyone to work at once. The foamblock are just flying around. On tribe Daderu there is much frenzy and block sparring, but not a coherent structure in sight. Tribe Obiwi builds a pyramid and has all tribe members standing on it. Nathan raises the flag and with this, tribe Obiwi wins its third challenge in a row!
Tribe members, come on back to the beach now!
Commercial break:
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JP: Congratulations tribe Obiwi, here is your immunity idol back, and here is your rack and the frying pan.
Gabriel: Oh, I love that rack!
Noah: I might use that frying pan on you.
Sandra: Ugh, I hate that statue.
Angela: I don't care, it represents immunity,
JP: Tribe Daderu, we will meet most of you tonight for another tribal council.
Arthur: Most?
JP: Yes, one tribe member will go to the other tribe and will be safe from tonights vote. So tribe Obiwi, which one do you want?
Matt: DAPHNE!!!!
JP: Daphne it is.
Mohinder: I hate you, Matt!
JP: Be that as it may, head on back to camp.
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 22 2009, 05:25 PM)
Commercial break:
If you ever need to knock somebody out, try “Instablam!” The knock out gas the professionals use! It comes with a convenient back carry bottle and several white applicator hoses. “Instablam!” It gets the job done!
That was hilarious!!
JP: Yes, one tribe member will go to the other tribe and will be safe from tonights vote. So tribe Obiwi, which one do you want?
Matt: DAPHNE!!!!
JP: Daphne it is.
Mohinder: I hate you, Matt!
JP: Be that as it may, head on back to camp.
Wonderful HFM! How do you come up with this? It's awesome!
If you ever need to knock somebody out, try “Instablam!” The knock out gas the professionals use! It comes with a convenient back carry bottle and several white applicator hoses. “Instablam!” It gets the job done!
That was hilarious!!JP: Yes, one tribe member will go to the other tribe and will be safe from tonights vote. So tribe Obiwi, which one do you want?
Matt: DAPHNE!!!!
JP: Daphne it is.
Mohinder: I hate you, Matt!
JP: Be that as it may, head on back to camp.
Wonderful HFM! How do you come up with this? It's awesome!
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 21 2009, 11:22 PM)
JP: The reward is a huge frying pan and spices.
Daniel: I want that! No! I need that!
Noah: Boring! We don't need that stuff.
Gabriel: Yes, we do. And can't you even appreciate a nice rack?
Sandra: You guys better don't go there.
Daniel: I want that! No! I need that!
Noah: Boring! We don't need that stuff.
Gabriel: Yes, we do. And can't you even appreciate a nice rack?
Sandra: You guys better don't go there.
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 22 2009, 06:25 PM)
Gabriel: Oh, I love that rack!
Noah: I might use that frying pan on you.
Sandra: Ugh, I hate that statue.
Noah: I might use that frying pan on you.
Sandra: Ugh, I hate that statue.
This is classic!QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 22 2009, 06:25 PM)
Commercial break:
If you ever need to knock somebody out, try “Instablam!” The knock out gas the professionals use! It comes with a convenient back carry bottle and several white applicator hoses. “Instablam!” It gets the job done!
If you ever need to knock somebody out, try “Instablam!” The knock out gas the professionals use! It comes with a convenient back carry bottle and several white applicator hoses. “Instablam!” It gets the job done!
Ooooh! Is this available in stores, or is it an exclusive TV offer?
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 22 2009, 06:25 PM)
JP: Yes, one tribe member will go to the other tribe and will be safe from tonights vote. So tribe Obiwi, which one do you want?
Matt: DAPHNE!!!!
JP: Daphne it is.
Mohinder: I hate you, Matt!
JP: Be that as it may, head on back to camp.
Matt: DAPHNE!!!!
JP: Daphne it is.
Mohinder: I hate you, Matt!
JP: Be that as it may, head on back to camp.
Aww, poor, jilted Mo.
Don't fret, Sunshine. Someday your Prince will come...
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 22 2009, 10:25 PM)
Gabriel: Oh, I love that rack!
Noah: I might use that frying pan on you.
Noah: I might use that frying pan on you.
Great, as usual!!!
JP: Welcome back to tribal council, tribe Daderu.
Arthur: Stop gloating.
JP: How about you light your fire?
Daniel: Ah 'The Doors' those were great times!
Claire: Huh?
Peter: Danny's own Twilight Zone.
Claire: Ah, old people stuff.
Daniel: At least we knew how to have fun and were not angsting around needlessly all day.
Meredith: I once went to his grave in Paris and made out on top of it.
Claire: Ewwww!
Peter: We could do without the details.
Arthur: He is not dead anyways.
Mohinder: Who are you guys talking about?
Daniel: My good friend Jim Morrison.
JP: Could we not go on tangent after tangent and get on with the game?
Arthur: Now where is the fun in that?
JP: This is not about fun!
Peter: That explains a lot.
JP: How come you guys lost again?
Daniel: Because nobody ever listens. Everyone is always fighting.
JP: That sounds like a reasonable explanation.
Mohinder: I didn't do anything. I was nice.
JP: So?
Mohinder: Just making sure you know that.
Claire: We were just too plain slow, because we have the retirement brigade with us.
Arthur: You little punk, I am ten times faster than you are.
Claire: But dear Danny isn't.
Peter: Yeah, what was all that stalling about, Daniel?
Daniel: I have issues with heights.
Meredith: Awwww. Maybe you need some fire under your behind. *Shows flaming hand.*
Mohinder: It really is not helping to conquer one fear if it is aggravated by another.
Meredith: Huh?
Peter: Small words, Mo. Use small words.
Mohinder: Forget it.
JP: Peter, why do you think the tribe is not performing well?
Peter: I don't know. All I know is, that I am out there every time, busting my chops and still end up here every unicorning council night. And the other tribe is probably having a party now and singing their lungs out.
JP: No, they did not get a karaoke machine. We thought it would be best to hold off with that one for the safety of the indigenous people here.
Arthur: Good thinking.
JP: Anyway, it is time to vote now.
Meredith: Oh, like on American Idol! Too bad I don't have a phone.
Claire: It is a miracle that I exist.
JP: Daniel, you're up!
Voting takes place.
JP: Once the votes are read, the decision is final and the tribe member is asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll go tally the votes.
Arthur: Peter, did you chew on that pen?
Peter: What? No.
JP: First vote Meredith.
Second vote Meredith.
Third vote: Daniel.
Fourth vote Daniel.
Fith vote: Meredith.
Mohinder: Oooo, the excitement!
JP: Third person voted out of Survivor heroes, Second Season is Meredith. Meredith, bring me your torch, the tribe has spoken, it is time for you to go.
Meredith: Ah well, maybe I'll go on another trip to Paris...
JP: The rest of you, head on back to camp.
Peter and Arthur fly off, the rest drudges into the jungle.
Voting slips for the Meredith vote:
Mohinder: (voting slip says Meredith) Now I know who you guys meant. *winks*
Meredith: (voting slip says Daniel) You are creepy.
Peter: (voting slip says Meredith) I don't need you, see? *Shows flaming hand for just a second.*
Arthur: (voting slip says Meredith) Buh bye.
Claire: (voting slip says Daniel) Old, height challenged, fart.
Daniel: (voting slip says Meredith) I don't think I will be in the mood for crème brulee soon.
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 24 2009, 08:57 PM)
Arthur: Peter, did you chew on that pen?
Peter: What? No.
Voting slips for the Meredith vote:
Mohinder: (voting slip says Meredith) Now I know who you guys meant. *winks*
Meredith: (voting slip says Daniel) You are creepy.
Peter: (voting slip says Meredith) I don't need you, see? *Shows flaming hand for just a second.*
Arthur: (voting slip says Meredith) Buh bye.
Claire: (voting slip says Daniel) Old, height challenged, fart.
Daniel: (voting slip says Meredith) I don't think I will be in the mood for crème brulee soon.
Peter: What? No.
Voting slips for the Meredith vote:
Mohinder: (voting slip says Meredith) Now I know who you guys meant. *winks*
Meredith: (voting slip says Daniel) You are creepy.
Peter: (voting slip says Meredith) I don't need you, see? *Shows flaming hand for just a second.*
Arthur: (voting slip says Meredith) Buh bye.
Claire: (voting slip says Daniel) Old, height challenged, fart.
Daniel: (voting slip says Meredith) I don't think I will be in the mood for crème brulee soon.
I love the voting reveals!
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 25 2009, 01:57 AM)
Claire: Ah, old people stuff.
Daniel: At least we knew how to have fun and were not angsting around needlessly all day.
Meredith: I once went to his grave in Paris and made out on top of it.
Claire: Ewwww!
Peter: We could do without the details.
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Meredith: Oh, like on American Idol! Too bad I don't have a phone.
Claire: It is a miracle that I exist.
Daniel: At least we knew how to have fun and were not angsting around needlessly all day.
Meredith: I once went to his grave in Paris and made out on top of it.
Claire: Ewwww!
Peter: We could do without the details.
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Meredith: Oh, like on American Idol! Too bad I don't have a phone.
Claire: It is a miracle that I exist.
The flame hand routine was getting real old real quick
Meanwhile at tribe Obiwi
Hiro: Party time!
Noah: Stop behaving like a damn Chihuaha.
Hiro: What's wrong? We won. Why are you not happy?
Noah: Because my whole body hurts like the dickens, that's why.
Hiro: Oh, sorry.
Matt and Daphne: *make out*
Angela: Gabriel? Are you wearing my jacket again?
Gabriel: I'm making shrimp stir fry, I need it.
Angela: Ugh, fish smell on my jacket! Take it off.
Gabriel: So you want me to get all messy and maybe even hurt?
Angela: To quote Rhett Buttler; Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Hiro: Who was that?
Nathan: The guy from 'Gone with the Wind'.
Hiro: Did he have a power?
Nathan: No, he was just a shady protagonist in a story.
Hiro: Was he a billain?
Nathan: No, yes, well, the world is not black and white.
Angela: Hear, hear!
Matt and Daphne: *still make out*
Sandra: Could you guys stop that?
Matt: Why?
Sandra: Because it is inconsiderate and tacky.
Gabriel: Aww, just let them have their fun, who knows how long it lasts?
Angela: *grins*
Sandra: You don't see Noah and me snogging around camp all day, do you?
Nathan: I wonder why. Isn't he a big stud?
Noah: If I could walk right now, I would so deck you.
Nathan: I am ever so scared now.
Sandra: *punches Nathan in the nose* (blamm)
Nathan: Ouch! What the unicorning kirby plaza?
Noah: Hihi.
Angela: You had it coming, dear.
Nathan: *mumbles something incoherently and goes to wash the blood off his face*
Gabriel: Dinner!
Daphne: That is great, I am really hungry.
Matt: Me too.
Angela: So, Daphne dear, how are things on your tribe?
Daphne: Pretty much like they are here. A huge disfunctional bunch of people trying to get along.
Hiro: I function just fine.
Matt: That was not what she was talking about.
Hiro: Oh.
Gabriel: Look what I found in JP's tent. *Brings out a carton of wine bottles.*
Matt: This is turning into a great party after all!
Gabriel: *TK's the corks up.*
Angela: Nice work, Gabriel. I will have a glass.
Noah: *Takes a bottle and empties it in one drain.* Ah!
Sandra: Whoah, easy there honey.
Gabriel: There is doing something in style and then there is Noah.
Noah: *Burps*
Matt and Daphne: *Mosey into the jungle.*
Hiro: Where are they going?
Gabriel: Unicorning.
Sandra: How rude!
Angela: Would you rather have them do it here?
Hiro: Party time!
Noah: Stop behaving like a damn Chihuaha.
Hiro: What's wrong? We won. Why are you not happy?
Noah: Because my whole body hurts like the dickens, that's why.
Hiro: Oh, sorry.
Matt and Daphne: *make out*
Angela: Gabriel? Are you wearing my jacket again?
Gabriel: I'm making shrimp stir fry, I need it.
Angela: Ugh, fish smell on my jacket! Take it off.
Gabriel: So you want me to get all messy and maybe even hurt?
Angela: To quote Rhett Buttler; Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Hiro: Who was that?
Nathan: The guy from 'Gone with the Wind'.
Hiro: Did he have a power?
Nathan: No, he was just a shady protagonist in a story.
Hiro: Was he a billain?
Nathan: No, yes, well, the world is not black and white.
Angela: Hear, hear!
Matt and Daphne: *still make out*
Sandra: Could you guys stop that?
Matt: Why?
Sandra: Because it is inconsiderate and tacky.
Gabriel: Aww, just let them have their fun, who knows how long it lasts?
Angela: *grins*
Sandra: You don't see Noah and me snogging around camp all day, do you?
Nathan: I wonder why. Isn't he a big stud?
Noah: If I could walk right now, I would so deck you.
Nathan: I am ever so scared now.
Sandra: *punches Nathan in the nose* (blamm)
Nathan: Ouch! What the unicorning kirby plaza?
Noah: Hihi.
Angela: You had it coming, dear.
Nathan: *mumbles something incoherently and goes to wash the blood off his face*
Gabriel: Dinner!
Daphne: That is great, I am really hungry.
Matt: Me too.
Angela: So, Daphne dear, how are things on your tribe?
Daphne: Pretty much like they are here. A huge disfunctional bunch of people trying to get along.
Hiro: I function just fine.
Matt: That was not what she was talking about.
Hiro: Oh.
Gabriel: Look what I found in JP's tent. *Brings out a carton of wine bottles.*
Matt: This is turning into a great party after all!
Gabriel: *TK's the corks up.*
Angela: Nice work, Gabriel. I will have a glass.
Noah: *Takes a bottle and empties it in one drain.* Ah!
Sandra: Whoah, easy there honey.
Gabriel: There is doing something in style and then there is Noah.
Noah: *Burps*
Matt and Daphne: *Mosey into the jungle.*
Hiro: Where are they going?
Gabriel: Unicorning.
Sandra: How rude!
Angela: Would you rather have them do it here?
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Feb 25 2009, 01:48 PM)
Gabriel: Look what I found in JP's tent. *Brings out a carton of wine bottles.*
Matt: This is turning into a great party after all!
Gabriel: *TK's the corks up.*
Angela: Nice work, Gabriel. I will have a glass.
Noah: *Takes a bottle and empties it in one drain.* Ah!
Sandra: Whoah, easy there honey.
Gabriel: There is doing something in style and then there is Noah.
Noah: *Burps*
Matt: This is turning into a great party after all!
Gabriel: *TK's the corks up.*
Angela: Nice work, Gabriel. I will have a glass.
Noah: *Takes a bottle and empties it in one drain.* Ah!
Sandra: Whoah, easy there honey.
Gabriel: There is doing something in style and then there is Noah.
Noah: *Burps*
Noah has plenty of style. "Gangsta" is totally a style.
I so needed a laugh tonight and this was just the ticket, once again wonderful job HFM!
Bump! saved from second page
lol! Great work HFM!!
JP: Welcome back tribes Obiwi and Daderu.
Tribes march in.
JP: Obiwi, take a look at the new tribe Daderu. Meredith was voted out at the last tribal council.
Angela: Thank you.
Gabriel: Awww, no more flaming hand jokes.
Peter: *grins*
JP: Daphne, please go back to your tribe.
Daphne: Do I have to?
JP: I just said that.
Matt: *Squints and stares*
JP: Don't even start that with me, big guy.
Matt: Okay, okay!
Hiro: Matt, everytime you squint my glasses fog up. Could you please not aim into my general direction?
Noah: Can we get on with the program already? I don't want to stand on this damn beach all day.
Daniel: You really don't have an eye for beauty, do you?
Noah: I admire the beauty of my gun...
JP: All right. Want to know what you are playing for?
Arthur: Want to meet with some of my henchmen?
JP: Uhm, let me just tell you. This is a reward challenge with a twist. You will be competing for a material price, but you will have the option to chose which one at the end. So I am not telling you what the options are right now.
Peter: Oooo, mystery!
Claire: Like Clue? With rooms?
Mohinder: I would hope it would be a little bit more advanced than that.
JP: Anyway...
Gabriel: A dark room with one of the girls would be nice.
Sandra: *Slaps Gabriel in the back of the head*
Gabriel: Seriously woman, what is it with the hitting all the time?
Sandra: Don't trash talk my daughter.
Nathan: Nice effort there Sandra, but entirely too late.
JP: As I was trying to say, you will have a cooking challenge.
Daniel: Oh, goody!
Noah: You can't be serious.
JP: Well, we noticed that both tribes have been eating exceptionally well so far this season. So we gathered food items you can naturally find on this island and invited a French chef, who will do a blind taste test. It is entirely up to you what you make of it, if he loves it, you will win your reward.
Peter: Whatever that reward may be.
JP: Right.
Nathan: Pete, since when did you become such a smart ass?
Peter: Since I told you to kiss mine.
Angela: Boys, be nice!
Nathan and Peter: Yes, mom.
Mohinder: I wonder if I can mix a good curry...
JP: Survivors, ready, go!
Tribes march in.
JP: Obiwi, take a look at the new tribe Daderu. Meredith was voted out at the last tribal council.
Angela: Thank you.
Gabriel: Awww, no more flaming hand jokes.
Peter: *grins*
JP: Daphne, please go back to your tribe.
Daphne: Do I have to?
JP: I just said that.
Matt: *Squints and stares*
JP: Don't even start that with me, big guy.
Matt: Okay, okay!
Hiro: Matt, everytime you squint my glasses fog up. Could you please not aim into my general direction?
Noah: Can we get on with the program already? I don't want to stand on this damn beach all day.
Daniel: You really don't have an eye for beauty, do you?
Noah: I admire the beauty of my gun...
JP: All right. Want to know what you are playing for?
Arthur: Want to meet with some of my henchmen?
JP: Uhm, let me just tell you. This is a reward challenge with a twist. You will be competing for a material price, but you will have the option to chose which one at the end. So I am not telling you what the options are right now.
Peter: Oooo, mystery!
Claire: Like Clue? With rooms?
Mohinder: I would hope it would be a little bit more advanced than that.
JP: Anyway...
Gabriel: A dark room with one of the girls would be nice.
Sandra: *Slaps Gabriel in the back of the head*
Gabriel: Seriously woman, what is it with the hitting all the time?
Sandra: Don't trash talk my daughter.
Nathan: Nice effort there Sandra, but entirely too late.
JP: As I was trying to say, you will have a cooking challenge.
Daniel: Oh, goody!
Noah: You can't be serious.
JP: Well, we noticed that both tribes have been eating exceptionally well so far this season. So we gathered food items you can naturally find on this island and invited a French chef, who will do a blind taste test. It is entirely up to you what you make of it, if he loves it, you will win your reward.
Peter: Whatever that reward may be.
JP: Right.
Nathan: Pete, since when did you become such a smart ass?
Peter: Since I told you to kiss mine.
Angela: Boys, be nice!
Nathan and Peter: Yes, mom.
Mohinder: I wonder if I can mix a good curry...
JP: Survivors, ready, go!
bout time, and good job
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Mar 6 2009, 09:54 PM)
Nathan: Pete, since when did you become such a smart ass?
Peter: Since I told you to kiss mine.
Angela: Boys, be nice!
Nathan and Peter: Yes, mom.
Peter: Since I told you to kiss mine.
Angela: Boys, be nice!
Nathan and Peter: Yes, mom.
Ahhhh me likey smart ass Peter..... Good job HFM
Great installment again HFM
this is fantastic!
at this point, i feel really sorry for JP
QUOTE
Peter: Oooo, mystery!
Claire: Like Clue? With rooms?
Mohinder: I would hope it would be a little bit more advanced than that.
JP: Anyway...
Claire: Like Clue? With rooms?
Mohinder: I would hope it would be a little bit more advanced than that.
JP: Anyway...
at this point, i feel really sorry for JP
QUOTE (flyingchimp @ Mar 7 2009, 02:06 PM)
this is fantastic!
at this point, i feel really sorry for JP
at this point, i feel really sorry for JP
I have felt sorry for JP ever since the Kareoke party...lol
Peter rocks!
I come back from spring break and there is a new survivor post. Yay! Love the part where Noah says he admires his gun.
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Mar 6 2009, 08:54 PM)
JP: Obiwi, take a look at the new tribe Daderu. Meredith was voted out at the last tribal council.
Angela: Thank you.
Gabriel: Awww, no more flaming hand jokes.
Peter: *grins*
Angela: Thank you.
Gabriel: Awww, no more flaming hand jokes.
Peter: *grins*
Please, everyone, let us observe a moment of silence as we mourn the passing of the flaming hand jokes. They never got old, they just burned out.
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Mar 6 2009, 08:54 PM)
Gabriel: A dark room with one of the girls would be nice.
Sandra: *Slaps Gabriel in the back of the head*
Gabriel: Seriously woman, what is it with the hitting all the time?
Sandra: Don't trash talk my daughter.
Nathan: Nice effort there Sandra, but entirely too late.
Sandra: *Slaps Gabriel in the back of the head*
Gabriel: Seriously woman, what is it with the hitting all the time?
Sandra: Don't trash talk my daughter.
Nathan: Nice effort there Sandra, but entirely too late.
This is great! I actually heard Jack Coleman's voice in my head when reading this line. Well done.QUOTE (heroesforme @ Jan 4 2009, 01:49 PM)
Claire: Yeah right. Wherever I look is a parental unit breathing down my neck.
Meredith, Sandra, Noah and Nathan: That is not true. How can you say that? Awww Claire Bear. Suck it up.
Claire: See?
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Sandra: Since I have not gotten my brain fried on a regular basis, I can actually use it for thinking every once in a while. And what is this Gabriel business? You are Sylar.
Gabriel: Nope, I am good now.
Daniel: We will see how long that lasts.
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Noah: Sandra, why don't you find us some food?
Sandra: Why don't you? I am a contestant here, not your little wifey.
Noah: I knew I should have brought the Haitian again.
Matt: Awwww, didn't he want to come no more?
Noah: Nope, he said more important powers made it impossible for him to join.
Angela: *grins*
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Peter: Yeah right, why aren't you dead?
Arthur: Peter, dear boy, I am a villain. Don't you know the universal villain rule?
Meredith: Universal villain rule?
Arthur: You have to kill every villain at least three times to make sure he is really dead.
Peter: That doesn't make any sense.
Mo: Since when does anything concerning us make any sense?
Peter: You got a point.
Claire: What about Adam?
Arthur: I killed him.
Claire: Yeah, but only once. Is he dead or not?
Arthur: He is dead. Or maybe not. Hm, maybe there is an exception when a villain kills a villain? *is puzzled*
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JP: You all look good. I am guessing you got your huts up, your water secured and your fire made.
Meredith: *Shows flaming hand.*
Everyone: *rolls eyes*
JP: Even I have seen that three times already.
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JP: *Unveils the immunity idol.*
Sandra: Seriously, you want us to play for that thing?
JP: Yes, that is the objective of the game.
Sandra: That is not what I meant. It just looks like....
Noah: It looks like what, honey?
Sandra: Just look.
Noah: *grins all of a sudden*
Nathan, Peter, and Gabriel: *burst out laughing*
Claire: What is so funny?
Angela: Oh Sandra, good eye. *chuckles*
JP: What does it look like?
Sandra: Can't you see it? It looks like two monkeys doing the nasty!
Hiro: *Has a laughing fit*
Tracy: I don't see it.
Daphne: I do.
Matt: Me too. And they are quite limber.
JP: *turns the idol around* Well, I guess we will have a unicorning monkey immunity idol this year.
Everyone: *Is giggling*
Nathan: We could put it in Mo's lab after we are done. You know to symbolize 'Activating Evolution'.
Mo: Meany.
Nathan: *breaks down laughing*
Claire: I still don't see it.
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Tribe Daderu has difficulties. It seems, nobody wants to touch Arthur. There is a lot of shoving and arguing going on. Oh, looks like they resolved it. They made Mohinder do it.
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JP :Grab a torch and light it. In this game fire means life, once your flame is gone, so are you.
Angela: It is a good thing that Meredith is not here, or we would see that flaming hand again right now.
Gabriel: Gah, that is so annoying.
Everyone: *Agrees*
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Sandra: (Parchment says Tracy.) You know, I never really warmed up to you.
Nathan: (Parchment says Tracy.) That was embarrassing. I can't have that.
Gabriel: (Parchment says Tracy) Yeah, I already have that power.
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Peter: I just flew over it, shortly. And what is it with you? You have been moping around since yesterday.
Mohinder: You know full well why.
Claire: He also says 'well' a lot.
Arthur, Peter and Mohinder: Shut up, Claire!
Claire: You all suck.
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Daniel: I would really appreciate it very much, if you people would not yell 'Shut up' at each other every two seconds. Where are your manners?
Everyone else: Shut up!
Daniel: *shakes head*
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Arthur: The way this tribe sounds, one could think we lost the last challenge. Now, everyone, we need to shape up. So Mohinder, stop sulking and behave more like a contributing part of the tribe and you will be more accepted. Meredith, if you show that flaming hand one more time without need, so help me the great Kaito, I will take it away from you. Ando, stop leering at Daphne. Claire, try to behave like a grown up. I know it is not easy for you. Just try. Daniel, those pancakes need more salt. Daphne, stop being so bouncy in the morning, not everyone is an early riser. And Peter, this is not the nudy beach, put some clothes on for heavens sake.
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Nathan: *stretches* Perfect time for a little run.
Gabriel: I' ll come with you.
Nathan: Nope.
Gabriel: Why not?
Nathan: You and me alone and you want my ability? I don't think so.
Noah: Wise decision, Natey.
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Nathan: Stop bossing me around, mom.
Angela: I am not bossing you around. I am merely suggesting that there are opportunities that will be missed by dawdling.
Matt: Manipulation at its finest.
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Tribe Obiwi meanwhile has reached the shore and put the keys in their box. It opens and Hiro grabs the banana inside it to hand it over.
Nathan: You guys are killing me with your references here.
JP: What?
Nathan: A banana. I mean. Seriously?
JP: A banana is a very nutritious fruit.
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Arthur: Stop it! Both of you.
Meredith: Who died and made you boss?
Daniel: You know about that?
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Peter: I hope they drink all of it at once and get the runs.
Claire: Ewwwww.
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Sandra: I have seen a lot of rats around here.
Noah: I know, I would love to shoot them.
Sandra: I was more wondering if I could domesticate one.
Gabriel: What? Why?
Sandra: As a pet. I would love to have a pet.
Gabriel: That is just sick.
Noah: As much as I hate to, I have to agree with Sylar here.
Gabriel: My name is not Sylar!!!
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Nathan: Hiro, what is it with you?
Hiro: I am just excited, that's all.
Angela: So the seven cups of coffee had nothing to do with it?
Nathan: Holy Pony! We only had the coffee maker for an hour.
Gabriel: No way am I going to learn to swim from drugged up time machine guy. What if he blinks me away in his excitement?
Angela: We would have less trouble when it comes to voting.
Gabriel: That was mean.
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Peter: Nope, hold on. Daphne is not back yet.
JP: What? She was right there a second ago.
Daphne: And here I am again.
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JP: Reveal! Tribe Obiwi wrote 'Be annoying'. That is not a point I can give. Although I would agree. Tribe Daderu wrote 'Goldfinger'. That is correct. Bob's ability was to turn objects into gold.
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JP: Next question: What is Maya's last name?
Arthur: I refuse to write 'lovely angel from heaven'.
Mohinder: 'Goo girl' is just mean.
Peter: 'Killer twin' would have worked too.
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Daphne: To answer your question Jeff, I think some people on this tribe are pulling their weight and some just aren't.
JP: Interesting, who do you think is not pulling their weight?
Daphne: I don't know.
JP: What? You just said that you thought that some tribe members weren't.
Daphne: I changed my mind.
JP: O – Kay...
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Ando: But, but, I am super charger! I have cool leather jacket and Ando-cycle and new hairdo!
Nathan: Quit whining, we have enough of that already.
Angela: Says the one who sobs into the phone every three weeks...
Nathan: Mother!
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Hiro: But, but, my destiny, and the quest, and my hero journey and my nemesis and my sword and my true power and...
Matt: You sound like a 6 year old, at best.
Hiro: That was mean.
Angela: Matt, I think you are right. Maybe Arthur took more than we realized.
Hiro: *stomps off into the jungle*
Noah: I better follow him, he will probably only get lost.
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Daniel: Let me console you.
Angela: Touch me and you're dead.
Arthur: I would believe her if I were you.
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Meredith: That is just a pesky detail.
Nathan: You never were good with details, I remember.
Meredith: What is that supposed to mean?
Nathan: *looks over to Claire* Nothing.
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JP: Yes, one tribe member will go to the other tribe and will be safe from tonights vote. So tribe Obiwi, which one do you want?
Matt: DAPHNE!!!!
JP: Daphne it is.
Mohinder: I hate you, Matt!
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Mohinder: It really is not helping to conquer one fear if it is aggravated by another.
Meredith: Huh?
Peter: Small words, Mo. Use small words.
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Gabriel: There is doing something in style and then there is Noah.
Noah: *Burps*
Matt and Daphne: *Mosey into the jungle.*
Hiro: Where are they going?
Gabriel: Unicorning.
Sandra: How rude!
Angela: Would you rather have them do it here?
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Daniel: You really don't have an eye for beauty, do you?
Noah: I admire the beauty of my gun...
Meredith, Sandra, Noah and Nathan: That is not true. How can you say that? Awww Claire Bear. Suck it up.
Claire: See?
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Sandra: Since I have not gotten my brain fried on a regular basis, I can actually use it for thinking every once in a while. And what is this Gabriel business? You are Sylar.
Gabriel: Nope, I am good now.
Daniel: We will see how long that lasts.
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Noah: Sandra, why don't you find us some food?
Sandra: Why don't you? I am a contestant here, not your little wifey.
Noah: I knew I should have brought the Haitian again.
Matt: Awwww, didn't he want to come no more?
Noah: Nope, he said more important powers made it impossible for him to join.
Angela: *grins*
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Peter: Yeah right, why aren't you dead?
Arthur: Peter, dear boy, I am a villain. Don't you know the universal villain rule?
Meredith: Universal villain rule?
Arthur: You have to kill every villain at least three times to make sure he is really dead.
Peter: That doesn't make any sense.
Mo: Since when does anything concerning us make any sense?
Peter: You got a point.
Claire: What about Adam?
Arthur: I killed him.
Claire: Yeah, but only once. Is he dead or not?
Arthur: He is dead. Or maybe not. Hm, maybe there is an exception when a villain kills a villain? *is puzzled*
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JP: You all look good. I am guessing you got your huts up, your water secured and your fire made.
Meredith: *Shows flaming hand.*
Everyone: *rolls eyes*
JP: Even I have seen that three times already.
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JP: *Unveils the immunity idol.*
Sandra: Seriously, you want us to play for that thing?
JP: Yes, that is the objective of the game.
Sandra: That is not what I meant. It just looks like....
Noah: It looks like what, honey?
Sandra: Just look.
Noah: *grins all of a sudden*
Nathan, Peter, and Gabriel: *burst out laughing*
Claire: What is so funny?
Angela: Oh Sandra, good eye. *chuckles*
JP: What does it look like?
Sandra: Can't you see it? It looks like two monkeys doing the nasty!
Hiro: *Has a laughing fit*
Tracy: I don't see it.
Daphne: I do.
Matt: Me too. And they are quite limber.
JP: *turns the idol around* Well, I guess we will have a unicorning monkey immunity idol this year.
Everyone: *Is giggling*
Nathan: We could put it in Mo's lab after we are done. You know to symbolize 'Activating Evolution'.
Mo: Meany.
Nathan: *breaks down laughing*
Claire: I still don't see it.
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Tribe Daderu has difficulties. It seems, nobody wants to touch Arthur. There is a lot of shoving and arguing going on. Oh, looks like they resolved it. They made Mohinder do it.
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JP :Grab a torch and light it. In this game fire means life, once your flame is gone, so are you.
Angela: It is a good thing that Meredith is not here, or we would see that flaming hand again right now.
Gabriel: Gah, that is so annoying.
Everyone: *Agrees*
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Sandra: (Parchment says Tracy.) You know, I never really warmed up to you.
Nathan: (Parchment says Tracy.) That was embarrassing. I can't have that.
Gabriel: (Parchment says Tracy) Yeah, I already have that power.
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Peter: I just flew over it, shortly. And what is it with you? You have been moping around since yesterday.
Mohinder: You know full well why.
Claire: He also says 'well' a lot.
Arthur, Peter and Mohinder: Shut up, Claire!
Claire: You all suck.
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Daniel: I would really appreciate it very much, if you people would not yell 'Shut up' at each other every two seconds. Where are your manners?
Everyone else: Shut up!
Daniel: *shakes head*
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Arthur: The way this tribe sounds, one could think we lost the last challenge. Now, everyone, we need to shape up. So Mohinder, stop sulking and behave more like a contributing part of the tribe and you will be more accepted. Meredith, if you show that flaming hand one more time without need, so help me the great Kaito, I will take it away from you. Ando, stop leering at Daphne. Claire, try to behave like a grown up. I know it is not easy for you. Just try. Daniel, those pancakes need more salt. Daphne, stop being so bouncy in the morning, not everyone is an early riser. And Peter, this is not the nudy beach, put some clothes on for heavens sake.
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Nathan: *stretches* Perfect time for a little run.
Gabriel: I' ll come with you.
Nathan: Nope.
Gabriel: Why not?
Nathan: You and me alone and you want my ability? I don't think so.
Noah: Wise decision, Natey.
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Nathan: Stop bossing me around, mom.
Angela: I am not bossing you around. I am merely suggesting that there are opportunities that will be missed by dawdling.
Matt: Manipulation at its finest.
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Tribe Obiwi meanwhile has reached the shore and put the keys in their box. It opens and Hiro grabs the banana inside it to hand it over.
Nathan: You guys are killing me with your references here.
JP: What?
Nathan: A banana. I mean. Seriously?
JP: A banana is a very nutritious fruit.
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Arthur: Stop it! Both of you.
Meredith: Who died and made you boss?
Daniel: You know about that?
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Peter: I hope they drink all of it at once and get the runs.
Claire: Ewwwww.
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Sandra: I have seen a lot of rats around here.
Noah: I know, I would love to shoot them.
Sandra: I was more wondering if I could domesticate one.
Gabriel: What? Why?
Sandra: As a pet. I would love to have a pet.
Gabriel: That is just sick.
Noah: As much as I hate to, I have to agree with Sylar here.
Gabriel: My name is not Sylar!!!
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Nathan: Hiro, what is it with you?
Hiro: I am just excited, that's all.
Angela: So the seven cups of coffee had nothing to do with it?
Nathan: Holy Pony! We only had the coffee maker for an hour.
Gabriel: No way am I going to learn to swim from drugged up time machine guy. What if he blinks me away in his excitement?
Angela: We would have less trouble when it comes to voting.
Gabriel: That was mean.
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Peter: Nope, hold on. Daphne is not back yet.
JP: What? She was right there a second ago.
Daphne: And here I am again.
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JP: Reveal! Tribe Obiwi wrote 'Be annoying'. That is not a point I can give. Although I would agree. Tribe Daderu wrote 'Goldfinger'. That is correct. Bob's ability was to turn objects into gold.
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JP: Next question: What is Maya's last name?
Arthur: I refuse to write 'lovely angel from heaven'.
Mohinder: 'Goo girl' is just mean.
Peter: 'Killer twin' would have worked too.
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Daphne: To answer your question Jeff, I think some people on this tribe are pulling their weight and some just aren't.
JP: Interesting, who do you think is not pulling their weight?
Daphne: I don't know.
JP: What? You just said that you thought that some tribe members weren't.
Daphne: I changed my mind.
JP: O – Kay...
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Ando: But, but, I am super charger! I have cool leather jacket and Ando-cycle and new hairdo!
Nathan: Quit whining, we have enough of that already.
Angela: Says the one who sobs into the phone every three weeks...
Nathan: Mother!
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Hiro: But, but, my destiny, and the quest, and my hero journey and my nemesis and my sword and my true power and...
Matt: You sound like a 6 year old, at best.
Hiro: That was mean.
Angela: Matt, I think you are right. Maybe Arthur took more than we realized.
Hiro: *stomps off into the jungle*
Noah: I better follow him, he will probably only get lost.
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Daniel: Let me console you.
Angela: Touch me and you're dead.
Arthur: I would believe her if I were you.
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Meredith: That is just a pesky detail.
Nathan: You never were good with details, I remember.
Meredith: What is that supposed to mean?
Nathan: *looks over to Claire* Nothing.
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JP: Yes, one tribe member will go to the other tribe and will be safe from tonights vote. So tribe Obiwi, which one do you want?
Matt: DAPHNE!!!!
JP: Daphne it is.
Mohinder: I hate you, Matt!
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Mohinder: It really is not helping to conquer one fear if it is aggravated by another.
Meredith: Huh?
Peter: Small words, Mo. Use small words.
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Gabriel: There is doing something in style and then there is Noah.
Noah: *Burps*
Matt and Daphne: *Mosey into the jungle.*
Hiro: Where are they going?
Gabriel: Unicorning.
Sandra: How rude!
Angela: Would you rather have them do it here?
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Daniel: You really don't have an eye for beauty, do you?
Noah: I admire the beauty of my gun...
There! Finally, I'm caught up.
Very, very good and hilarious HFM! Heroes Survivor has returned...
these are funny
Daniel: All right, I will need Peter and Arthur to man the chopping boards, Mohinder, you will do the stirring. Daphne, you will fetch things and Claire, you will stay as far away from me and the food as possible.
Claire: Why?
Arthur: We don't want you to ruin it.
Claire: Fine!
Angela: I think we should serve oysters.
Gabriel: Naw, let's make spitfire rats.
Sandra: We can do both.
Matt: What is your obsession with oysters anyway?
Angela: I just like them.
Daniel (from other table): I like it when you like them.
Arthur: Don't even go there!
JP: Looks like tribe Obiwi is grilling rats and preapring an oyster appetizer. Tribe Daderu, what are you making?
Daniel: Soup.
JP: Soup?
Daniel: A perfectly made simple dish is always better than a haphazardly done complicated dish. Soup it is.
Sandra: Gabriel, do you have to enjoy killing and gutting those rats so much?
Gabriel: Oh yeah!
Noah: Those unicorning shells won't come apart!
Nathan: Let me do that, I have a little more experience with them than you have.
Noah: Yes, because you're a snob.
Nathan: Sour grapes, Noah?
Noah: No, just stating the obvious.
Matt's tummy: *grumbles*
Peter: Wouldn't it make more sense if Daphne would cut up all this stuff? She's faster.
Daniel: Slow is fine. And I want it done by a man who knows his cucumbers.
Mohinder: That stuff is congealing.
Daphne: I'll get more water.
Gabriel: Would you look at those beauties!
Hiro: I'd rather not. I think I am going to be sick.
Sandra: Don't be such a baby.
Angela: I think this is lemmon moss, that would work great with the oysters.
Gabriel: Yeah, and there is a rutabaga, we can use it as garnish.
Noah: A car???
Nathan: No, a squash.
Hiro: I want waffles!
JP: How are we doing? Is the food ready?
Matt: It looks ready to me. I want to eat.
Angela: Didn't we feed you this morning?
Matt: I need regular nourishment.
Daniel: I am done.
Gabriel: Me too.
JP: Good, I'll get the chef.
Chef: *Tastes the grilled rats and the soup*
Claire: What is taking him so long?
Arthur: Let the man work!
Chef: The grilled animal was very nicely prepared, but the soup was just exquisite. The soup wins.
JP: Tribe Daderu, congratulations on winning the challenge!
Peter: Yes!!!
Mohinder: Hey Peter, this was a team effort.
Peter: And I am individually happy with it.
JP: Now, tribe Daderu, you can have either this material prize that is hidden in the big box over there, or you can have the prize that is in this envelope. The prize you don't choose will go to tribe Obiwi.
Daniel: Oh pony!
Mohinder: That sucks.
Arthur: *Squints and stares at JP.*
Matt: *Wags his finger at Arthur.* No, no, no, no. No peaking!
Peter: I think we should take the envelope.
Daphne: I agree.
Arthur: The envelop it is.
JP: Here you go. The envelop contains a clue to a hidden immunity idol on this island. It is only good for the remaing tribal challenges, so if you find it, don't wait to use it for the individual challenges.
Claire: You mean, it is like a free pass?
JP: Yes, it is.
Claire: Cool!
Arthur: She grasped a concept, let's mark the calender!
JP: Tribe Obiwi, here is your prize: *Opens box* It is a karaoke machine, because you guys love to sing so much.
Noah: Yes!!
Sandra: You shouldn't have.
Angela: You really shouldn't have.
JP: I know. We also shouldn't have brought wine and some more food, and we shouldn't have set up a party for all of you right now, but that is exactly what we did.
Peter: Awesome! A party!
Daniel: You are really easy to excite today.
Peter: *Smirks*
Matt: Stop talking people! Let's eat!
Claire: Why?
Arthur: We don't want you to ruin it.
Claire: Fine!
Angela: I think we should serve oysters.
Gabriel: Naw, let's make spitfire rats.
Sandra: We can do both.
Matt: What is your obsession with oysters anyway?
Angela: I just like them.
Daniel (from other table): I like it when you like them.
Arthur: Don't even go there!
JP: Looks like tribe Obiwi is grilling rats and preapring an oyster appetizer. Tribe Daderu, what are you making?
Daniel: Soup.
JP: Soup?
Daniel: A perfectly made simple dish is always better than a haphazardly done complicated dish. Soup it is.
Sandra: Gabriel, do you have to enjoy killing and gutting those rats so much?
Gabriel: Oh yeah!
Noah: Those unicorning shells won't come apart!
Nathan: Let me do that, I have a little more experience with them than you have.
Noah: Yes, because you're a snob.
Nathan: Sour grapes, Noah?
Noah: No, just stating the obvious.
Matt's tummy: *grumbles*
Peter: Wouldn't it make more sense if Daphne would cut up all this stuff? She's faster.
Daniel: Slow is fine. And I want it done by a man who knows his cucumbers.
Mohinder: That stuff is congealing.
Daphne: I'll get more water.
Gabriel: Would you look at those beauties!
Hiro: I'd rather not. I think I am going to be sick.
Sandra: Don't be such a baby.
Angela: I think this is lemmon moss, that would work great with the oysters.
Gabriel: Yeah, and there is a rutabaga, we can use it as garnish.
Noah: A car???
Nathan: No, a squash.
Hiro: I want waffles!
JP: How are we doing? Is the food ready?
Matt: It looks ready to me. I want to eat.
Angela: Didn't we feed you this morning?
Matt: I need regular nourishment.
Daniel: I am done.
Gabriel: Me too.
JP: Good, I'll get the chef.
Chef: *Tastes the grilled rats and the soup*
Claire: What is taking him so long?
Arthur: Let the man work!
Chef: The grilled animal was very nicely prepared, but the soup was just exquisite. The soup wins.
JP: Tribe Daderu, congratulations on winning the challenge!
Peter: Yes!!!
Mohinder: Hey Peter, this was a team effort.
Peter: And I am individually happy with it.
JP: Now, tribe Daderu, you can have either this material prize that is hidden in the big box over there, or you can have the prize that is in this envelope. The prize you don't choose will go to tribe Obiwi.
Daniel: Oh pony!
Mohinder: That sucks.
Arthur: *Squints and stares at JP.*
Matt: *Wags his finger at Arthur.* No, no, no, no. No peaking!
Peter: I think we should take the envelope.
Daphne: I agree.
Arthur: The envelop it is.
JP: Here you go. The envelop contains a clue to a hidden immunity idol on this island. It is only good for the remaing tribal challenges, so if you find it, don't wait to use it for the individual challenges.
Claire: You mean, it is like a free pass?
JP: Yes, it is.
Claire: Cool!
Arthur: She grasped a concept, let's mark the calender!
JP: Tribe Obiwi, here is your prize: *Opens box* It is a karaoke machine, because you guys love to sing so much.
Noah: Yes!!
Sandra: You shouldn't have.
Angela: You really shouldn't have.
JP: I know. We also shouldn't have brought wine and some more food, and we shouldn't have set up a party for all of you right now, but that is exactly what we did.
Peter: Awesome! A party!
Daniel: You are really easy to excite today.
Peter: *Smirks*
Matt: Stop talking people! Let's eat!
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Mar 12 2009, 06:05 PM)
Daniel: All right, I will need Peter and Arthur to man the chopping boards, Mohinder, you will do the stirring. Daphne, you will fetch things and Claire, you will stay as far away from me and the food as possible.
Claire: Why?
Arthur: We don't want you to ruin it.
Claire: Fine!
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JP: I know. We also shouldn't have brought wine and some more food, and we shouldn't have set up a party for all of you right now, but that is exactly what we did.
Peter: Awesome! A party!
Daniel: You are really easy to excite today.
Peter: *Smirks*
Matt: Stop talking people! Let's eat!
Claire: Why?
Arthur: We don't want you to ruin it.
Claire: Fine!
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JP: I know. We also shouldn't have brought wine and some more food, and we shouldn't have set up a party for all of you right now, but that is exactly what we did.
Peter: Awesome! A party!
Daniel: You are really easy to excite today.
Peter: *Smirks*
Matt: Stop talking people! Let's eat!
Brilliant yet again HFM! *salutes HFM*
yay!!!! Karaoke returns!!!!!
I are excited =)
I are excited =)
QUOTE (heroesforme @ Mar 12 2009, 01:05 PM)
Matt: What is your obsession with oysters anyway?
Angela: I just like them.
Daniel (from other table): I like it when you like them.
Arthur: Don't even go there!
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Sandra: Gabriel, do you have to enjoy killing and gutting those rats so much?
Gabriel: Oh yeah!
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Peter: Wouldn't it make more sense if Daphne would cut up all this stuff? She's faster.
Daniel: Slow is fine. And I want it done by a man who knows his cucumbers.
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Angela: I think this is lemmon moss, that would work great with the oysters.
Gabriel: Yeah, and there is a rutabaga, we can use it as garnish.
Noah: A car???
Nathan: No, a squash.
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Angela: Didn't we feed you this morning?
Matt: I need regular nourishment.
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Mohinder: Hey Peter, this was a team effort.
Peter: And I am individually happy with it.
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Claire: You mean, it is like a free pass?
JP: Yes, it is.
Claire: Cool!
Arthur: She grasped a concept, let's mark the calender!
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JP: Tribe Obiwi, here is your prize: *Opens box* It is a karaoke machine, because you guys love to sing so much.
Noah: Yes!!
Sandra: You shouldn't have.
Angela: You really shouldn't have.
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Peter: Awesome! A party!
Daniel: You are really easy to excite today.
Peter: *Smirks*
Matt: Stop talking people! Let's eat!
Angela: I just like them.
Daniel (from other table): I like it when you like them.
Arthur: Don't even go there!
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Sandra: Gabriel, do you have to enjoy killing and gutting those rats so much?
Gabriel: Oh yeah!
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Peter: Wouldn't it make more sense if Daphne would cut up all this stuff? She's faster.
Daniel: Slow is fine. And I want it done by a man who knows his cucumbers.
--------------------------------------------------------
Angela: I think this is lemmon moss, that would work great with the oysters.
Gabriel: Yeah, and there is a rutabaga, we can use it as garnish.
Noah: A car???
Nathan: No, a squash.
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Angela: Didn't we feed you this morning?
Matt: I need regular nourishment.
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Mohinder: Hey Peter, this was a team effort.
Peter: And I am individually happy with it.
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Claire: You mean, it is like a free pass?
JP: Yes, it is.
Claire: Cool!
Arthur: She grasped a concept, let's mark the calender!
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JP: Tribe Obiwi, here is your prize: *Opens box* It is a karaoke machine, because you guys love to sing so much.
Noah: Yes!!
Sandra: You shouldn't have.
Angela: You really shouldn't have.
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Peter: Awesome! A party!
Daniel: You are really easy to excite today.
Peter: *Smirks*
Matt: Stop talking people! Let's eat!
This right here? This is LOVE.
QUOTE (evilisgood @ Mar 12 2009, 06:13 PM)
This right here? This is LOVE.
Whoohoo! Karaoke is back!!
Party!!!
go heroes survivor...why grilled rats though? 
QUOTE (flyingchimp @ Mar 13 2009, 12:33 AM)
go heroes survivor...why grilled rats though?
Staple of any island diet.
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