Bumping up the old survivor http://boards.nbc.com/nbc/index.php?showto...t=0&start=0 made me realize how much I missed writing it. So here is (at least the beginning of) a new one.

Disclaimer: Heroes belongs to Tim Kring. Survivor belongs to Mark Burnett. I lay no claim to any of it and this is done for fun purposes only. Also the Jeff Probst in this Survivor, just like in the first one is purely fictional and does not in any way reflect on the real person.

Note: You can read this without knowing the first survivor thread, but having read the first one will clue you in on some inside jokes.


















Jeff Probst: Welcome to our second survivor heroes challenge. We have found several new contestants and the power situations and alliances, so to speak among the former contestants have changed quite dramatically. I also had enough therapy to survive another round of this, so here we go.

Sixteen Heroes, 39 days, one survivor.

Arthur: Let's get this show on the road already. What do we have to do?

Angela: Patience my dear.

Matt: I want to be on the same tribe with Daphne.

Mohinder: Fine!

Hiro: My glasses have security frames now.

Tracy: Huh?

Nathan: Hiro, this is Tracy the ice queen. No need to secure your glasses.

Hiro: That is sad.

JP: Could we focus on the game now?

Peter: Just get started, they will fall in line eventually.

JP: All right. I will sort you into two tribes. Then I will hand out your buffs.

Daphne: Why can't we sort ourselves?

JP: Because with all your entanglements it would be total mayhem.

Noah: As compared to only occasional mayhem otherwise?

JP: We try to make things fair.

Claire: Yeah right. Wherever I look is a parental unit breathing down my neck.

Meredith, Sandra, Noah and Nathan: That is not true. How can you say that? Awww Claire Bear. Suck it up.

Claire: See?

JP: Anyway....The members of tribe Obiwi are: Angela, Sandra, Matt, Nathan, Noah, Hiro, Tracy and
Gabriel.

Sandra: Oh, nice red buffs, I like them.

Gabriel: What, no more crying for Mr. Muggles?

Sandra: Since I have not gotten my brain fried on a regular basis, I can actually use it for thinking every once in a while. And what is this Gabriel business? You are Sylar.

Gabriel: Nope, I am good now.

Daniel: We will see how long that lasts.

Peter: Aren't you dead?

Daniel: I will just pretend that never happened.

Nathan: You just want to mess with my brain.

Daniel: Maybe...

JP: And the members of the Daderu tribe are: Peter, Claire, Ando, Arthur, Meredith, Daniel, Daphne and Mohinder.

Mo: Ha, precious Daphne is on my tribe.

Matt: Don't you dare go near her!

Daphne: First, I'll outrun him in my sleep and second, he does not have his syringe of doom, what can he do?

Mo: *glares*

Meredith: Green goes with my eye color.

Ando: And my new super power color.

Arthur: I find wearing a buff very infantile.

Nathan: You'll get used to it.

JP: As is tradition on survivor, you will head out to your camps as your first task and make fire, find water and build a hut.

Meredith: *Shows flaming hand.*

Claire: You are so predictable.

JP: Noah, I am still not allowing you a gun.

Noah: It was worth a try.

JP: Tribes Obiwi and Daderu, head on out to your camps, on your mark, get set, go!

YAY!
I loved the last Survivor, so I'm happy to see a second season.
Good work!

Awesome!

I will not fall behind on this one.

Yay! More Survivor!

Can't wait to read it all!

At camp Obiwi



Noah: This place sucks!

Nathan: Oh Mr. Sunshine is with us again.

Matt: *grins*

Sandra: It is not too bad. We could use a hut though.

Gabriel: I am on it. *he TK's several Palm trees in order and cuts them up nicely*

Tracy: That is what I call useful.

Nathan: That is what I call dangerous.

Angela: Dear boy, why don't you forget your government job for a second and get your mother a drink?

Nathan: Huh?

Angela: Do I have to spell everything out for you? Get flying and find the water hole.

Nathan: Oh, okay. *Flies off*

Hiro: How do we get fire?

Gabriel: *zaps a tree and thereby making fire*

Tracy: We are fire and ice, I like that.

Angela: *rolls eyes*

Noah: Sandra, why don't you find us some food?

Sandra: Why don't you? I am a contestant here, not your little wifey.

Noah: I knew I should have brought the Haitian again.

Matt: Awwww, didn't he want to come no more?

Noah: Nope, he said more important powers made it impossible for him to join.

Angela: *grins*

Nathan: *flies in with two buckets full of water*

Hiro: Flyingman!!!!

Nathan: What did I tell you about that name?

Hiro: Oh, sorry, no decking please, sorry again.

Gabriel: One of these days I will learn that too.

*is excited* I am SO looking forward to Season 2! And I don't even have to catch up on 60 pages this time.

I'm totally loving Angela's badass self already.

At camp Daderu


Claire: This place sucks!

Peter: Oh little Miss Sunshine is with us again.

Claire: Oh shut it.

Arthur: Are you always this rude?

Mo: That was actually pretty harmless.

Arthur: Who asked you? You are not family.

Daniel: The Petrelli tribe has gotten a bit large.

Ando: I want a hut. Peter can you build one again? I can super charge you!

Peter: Me? I can't do anything anymore, besides flying.

Ando: That sucks.

Peter: Ask the 'great' Arthur over there, he sucked them all out of me.

Arthur: I am not in the mood.

Meredith: I think you need some fire under your ass. *shows flaming hand*

Arthur: *chuckles mildly*

Daphne: Peter, didn't you win the last survivor?

Peter: Yes, I did.

Daphne: Awesome!

Claire: Yeah, but that was with him using all his powers; the tk, the mind reading, the flying, super strengths and whatnot. He has no chance now.

Daniel: I would not be so sure of that.

Arthur: I am sure it will be interesting to see him and all the other weenies loose.

Daniel: You know Arthur, even with your super powers you are not liked very much. Even your own wife killed you.

Arthur: Almost killed me.

Daniel: And Peter killed you.

Peter: Yeah right, why aren't you dead?

Arthur: Peter, dear boy, I am a villain. Don't you know the universal villain rule?

Meredith: Universal villain rule?

Arthur: You have to kill every villain at least three times to make sure he is really dead.

Peter: That doesn't make any sense.

Mo: Since when does anything concerning us make any sense?

Peter: You got a point.

Claire: What about Adam?

Arthur: I killed him.

Claire: Yeah, but only once. Is he dead or not?

Arthur: He is dead. Or maybe not. Hm, maybe there is an exception when a villain kills a villain? *is puzzled*

Ando: We still need a hut, water and fire.

Peter: *Flies off to find the water hole*

Meredith: *Makes a nice fire*

Arthur: *Uses his powers and builds an impressive hut, still mumbling about the universal villain rule, and mentioning Maury.*

Daphne: I like the way this tribe works.

*Jumps for joy* I'm so glad you brought this back!! I'm laughing so hard right now. I think Arthur is my favorite character of yours right now.



I love it, I'm so glad you put that in there.



Yess a reference to the first survivor.



best line so far. I love it.

Awesome, another season of Heroes Survivor! Just finished reading Season 1 Heroes Survivor today. This time I won't have so much to catch up on. Oh, and as HFM is a big Spider-Man fan I went and found the playlists for the 4 seasons of The Animated Spider-Man series. Peter Parker is really funny in these:

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=JustAn...;view=playlists

Enjoy!

Yay! This is so awesome! I Love it!

I agree with Smmsie.. Arthur is great.

Thanks guys!!!

I love to write the new characters a lot.

^Should be fun reading Angela's lines She probably knows a lot about what will happen thanks to precog dreams

YAY!
I love the latest posts.

YAY!!!!

Now to quote (as per my usual) some of my favorites:




*dances* Oooh, and you already posted the next installment! Wahoo! I love playing catch-up.



*S Q U E E E ! ! !* And ANOTHER part! WAAA-FREAKIN-HOOOO!!!



Loved the conundrum about the "villain rule" - ha ha ha. Great stuff!


I can't tell you how excited I am, HFM Yay for Survivor part deux!!! Keep up the great work!

~Nicky

LOL, I can gather part of that excitement.

And guys, bumping up the countdown, you guys are too much.

YAY! Coming back to the boards for a few days to find this! HFM you are awesome, as is this addition to the Heroes parody

Oh, and HFM since in the 1st season of Heroes Survivor you had a guest spot for one of the boardies to be on the island - are you doing the same this time? If so, I would like to be considered for that guest spot please, as my Milo clone self from the banning thread! Thanks! If you want I could be in the Spider-Man costume...

Nope, not gonna happen this time.

^OK, no problem. Just thought I'd try my luck

JP: Come on in guys! Welcome to the first survivor challenge.

Tribes Obiwi and Daderu walk in and stand on their mats.

JP: You all look good. I am guessing you got your huts up, your water secured and your fire made.

Meredith: *Shows flaming hand.*

Everyone: *rolls eyes*

JP: Even I have seen that three times already.

Meredith: Whatever....

Arthur: Have you seen Adam or Maury lately?

JP: What? Why? I thought they were dead.

Arthur: That is here the question.

Angela: Why so paranoid my dear? They will not be the ones to do you in.

Arthur: Who will???

Angela: Well, wouldn't you like to know? *grins*

Gabriel: Could we stop with the marital spats and get to it?

Peter: Why are you in such a hurry?

Gabriel: My feet itch.

Claire: Ewwwww

Gabriel: He asked...

JP: Want to know what you are playing for?

Mo: Oh I do! I want to know!

JP: *Unveils the immunity idol.*

Sandra: Seriously, you want us to play for that thing?

JP: Yes, that is the objective of the game.

Sandra: That is not what I meant. It just looks like....

Noah: It looks like what, honey?

Sandra: Just look.

Noah: *grins all of a sudden*

Nathan, Peter, and Gabriel: *burst out laughing*

Claire: What is so funny?

Angela: Oh Sandra, good eye. *chuckles*

JP: What does it look like?

Sandra: Can't you see it? It looks like two monkeys doing the nasty!

Hiro: *Has a laughing fit*

Tracy: I don't see it.

Daphne: I do.

Matt: Me too. And they are quite limber.

JP: *turns the idol around* Well, I guess we will have a unicorning monkey immunity idol this year.

Everyone: *Is giggling*

Nathan: We could put it in Mo's lab after we are done. You know to symbolize 'Activating Evolution'.

Mo: Meany.

Nathan: *breaks down laughing*

JP: Let's get back to business here. We still need to do the challenge.

Matt: Wow Jeff, what you say and what you think go in totally different directions.

JP: Get out of my head!

Mo: Blood pressure!

JP: Not that again!

Claire: I still don't see it.

Arthur: That is good.

JP: For your first challenge, you will have to go with all your tribe members onto a balance beam, holding hands. The tribe who keeps all members on the beam the longest, wins immunity. The other tribe will go to tribal council. Immunity is up for grabs. Survivors ready, go!

This is great HFM!

Hee hee. You successfully made me chuckle out loud, eliciting a raised eyebrow from hubby. LOL. Thanks for the laugh, HFM, as always.

~Nicky

I love my Natey and how you write him ....that is a good one...

I love how you have Meredith showing her flame hand every .2 seconds. Doesn't get old.




Pure gold. Awesome installment again.

This is awesome! I finished reading season 1 a few days ago, and am delighted you're doing season 2. Thanks especially for giving Daniel some play. More of him, please!



No, it really doesn't.

I love it!



Of course you don't, Claire.

Its so funny how obsessed she is with the flaming hand

Everytime she does that in the show I shake my head lol.

JP: And they are off! Looks like tribe Obiwi walks out relaxed on to the balance beam that reaches into the ocean.

They are lead by Angela, then we have Matt, Nathan, Hiro, Tracy, Gabriel, Sandra and lastly Noah. Sandra seems to be coaching Noah and they are looking good so far on the beam.

Tribe Daderu has difficulties. It seems, nobody wants to touch Arthur. There is a lot of shoving and arguing going on. Oh, looks like they resolved it. They made Mohinder do it.

And up they go, Arthur, Mohinder, Daphne, Daniel, Meredith, Claire, Ando and Peter are on the balance beam too.

There is a whole lot of wobbling and counterbalancing going on in both tribes. Especially Noah and Meredith seem to be having a hard time. Noah is cussing like an angry crow.

Angela is standing still as a statue. Peter is doing his monkey tail again. I never understood why he would do that in the first place.

Now Hiro looks mighty wobbly, Tracy is trying to help him, but what is she doing now? Hiro looks like he is in pain. Gabriel is shouting at Tracy and Nathan is trying to keep the line by jutting out his butt in odd angles, which makes Matt laugh and there they go down. Tribe Obiwi is in the water besides Angela and Sandra who are walking to shore. This means immunity for tribe Daderu!!!

Tribe Daderu: *jubilates*

Noah: I hate balancing! Hate it, hate it, hate it!

Hiro: Ouch!

Nathan: Here, let me help you with that, I have a bit of experience with it.

JP: Tribe Daderu, here is your immunity idol. Well done.

Claire: *grabs it before anyone else can*

JP: Tribe Obiwi, head on back to camp. I have nothing for you. See you at tribal council.

Oh my, *laughs so hard* poor Mo has has to touch Arthur.



Hmm I wonder why Claire would want it? lol.

Love it, love it.

~Nicky

Thanks!

As to the enlightening, think a little bit about Tracy's power.

JP: Please come in tribe Obiwi to your first tribal council.

The tribe marches in.

JP: Grab a torch and light it. In this game fire means life, once your flame is gone, so are you.

Angela: It is a good thing that Meredith is not here, or we would see that flaming hand again right now.

Gabriel: Gah, that is so annoying.

Everyone: *Agrees*

JP: So, what happened out there? You were all really doing great on that beam and then everything faltered.

Noah: William Hung over there could not keep it together, that is what happened.

Hiro: I am not William Hung, I sing better!

Nathan: That is true.

Hiro: Thank you.

Sandra: Men are just not meant for the finer pursuits in life. Balancing does not come natural to them.

Matt: I can balance just fine.

Gabriel: *Grins*

Matt: That was a really mean thought, man.

Gabriel: You totally set yourself up for it.

JP: Would you care to share?

Gabriel: Nope, I don't want to have dear Matt rummaging in my head all night.

JP: I can understand that.

Angela: It was pretty clear what he meant anyway.

Tracy: Was it?

Hiro: Yes, even I got it. Why don't you pay attention and don't ruin everything for once?

Tracy: Easy there little guy.

Hiro: You gave me freeze burn, you made me fall!

Tracy: I only tried to help you.

Hiro: By turning my hand into an icicle?

JP: Oh, that is what happened.

Nathan: She is a bit unstable, yes.

Tracy: I am NOT!

Nathan: You don't have complete control of your power, dear.

Matt: *squints at Nathan and starts roaring with laughter*

Angela: Oh dear.

Noah: Hehe, icicle.

Nathan: Could we change topic now?

Sandra: What do you want to talk about?

Noah: Sandra, please don't turn this into a therapy session.

Gabriel: How about, we vote?

Angela: Yes, let's do that.

JP: I think I learned enough for one night. Let's vote. Matt, you're up.


Voting ensues with a lot of shots of heroes writing on parchment and putting it in an ugly, green urn with a snake handle on top.

JP: I'll go tally the votes. Once the votes are read, the decision is final and the contestant is asked to leave the tribal area immediately.

Gabriel: Now to the boring part.

Hiro: We could sing 'Hakuna Matata'.

Noah: I will shoot you if you do that.

Hiro: Guess not.

JP: First vote: Matt

Second vote: Tracy

Third vote: Ice queen. I am assuming this means Tracy also.

Fourth vote: Nathan

Nathan: What???

JP: Fifths vote: Tracy

Sixths vote: Angela

Sevenths vote: Tracy

That is enough. The first contestant voted out of Survivor Heroes: Season Two is Tracy. Please bring me your torch, it is time for you to go.

Tracy: You guys are lame.

Hiro: Bye noooob!

JP: The rest of you, head on back to camp.



Voting slips for the Tracy vote:


Matt: (Parchment says Tracy.) I know what you're thinking, babe.

Sandra: (Parchment says Tracy.) You know, I never really warmed up to you.

Nathan: (Parchment says Tracy.) That was embarrassing. I can't have that.

Noah: (Parchment says Angela.) I know you. You are trouble.

Hiro: (Parchment says Ice queen) Freeze somebody else!

Tracy: (Parchment says Matt) You are a very dangerous guy.

Angela: (Parchment says Nathan) Do you have to unicorn every flighty blonde that comes your way?

Gabriel: (Parchment says Tracy) Yeah, I already have that power.

Love it!

^Very funny stuff Nice 'cold' joke by Sandra

Buahaha he totally did. Good thing he didn't share.



I can totally see Hiro saying that.



I'd be quite embarrassed aslo. I loved it when Noah said "hehe Icicle"

Sneaky Matt knowing what everyone is thinking.

*applauds*

Now... what's happening with Peter?

Hilarious.


This made me spew Mountain Dew out of my nose. Not comfortable, thanks!


I know, right? Hehe "unicorn."

Yay!!! it took me forever to finish season one, but Im finally caught up!
I love it all! It's great, my parents constantly give me ood looks when I crack up =D

I empathise - I sometimes get odd looks from my sister when I crack up
Oh and Aunt H_24 has been taken hostage in the virtual party thread but spidey has arrived to save his Aunt and HFM.

The next day at camp Daderu


Daniel: Up, up everybody! Breakfast is ready!

Arthur: Shut up! I like to sleep long.

Daphne: Oh look, pancakes! I love, love love pancakes!

Ando: How did you come by those?

Daniel: I have my ways *grins*

Claire: Pancakes will give you zits.

Meredith: Only if you are a whiny teenager. *eats*

Peter: *flies in*

Arthur: Where have you been?

Peter: Shower. What smells so good?

Daphne: Hey, good idea *she speeds off*

Ando: Too bad she did not need me there.

Daniel: *Handing Peter some pancakes* Any news on the other tribe?

Peter: Looks like Tracy is gone. I did not see her at their camp.

Mohinder: You you damn well you are not supposed to be in their camp. Can't you follow any rules?

Peter: I just flew over it, shortly. And what is it with you? You have been moping around since yesterday.

Mohinder: You know full well why.

Claire: He also says 'well' a lot.

Arthur, Peter and Mohinder: Shut up, Claire!

Claire: You all suck.

Daphne: *returns and begins to eat pancakes*

Mohinder: Yes, this tribe sucks. And who is considered the most expendable? Me. You have made it very clear what the pecking order is here. I might as well forget about the whole thing and go home right now.

Arthur: That is not true. I value you a lot.

Mohinder: You do?

Arthur: Yes, you were not a sissy yesterday.

Meredith: Yay! He had an exceptional day!

Mohinder: Shut up, lighter girl!

Daniel: I would really appreciate it very much, if you people would not yell 'Shut up' at each other every two seconds. Where are your manners?

Everyone else: Shut up!

Daniel: *shakes head*

Meredith: At least I have a power and you don't.

Mohinder: I have powers.

Meredith: Like what?

Mohinder: I have super strength and I can climb up walls.

Meredith: Spider Mo, spider Mo, does what ever a spider Mo does...

Claire: *snickers*

Peter: Why did you not build a hut then?

Daphne: Because he was too busy sulking on being on a different tribe than Matt.

Mohinder: Shut up!

Arthur: Okay, I think I am awake enough to think now.

Claire: Huh?

Peter: Shhhh!

Arthur: The way this tribe sounds, one could think we lost the last challenge. Now, everyone, we need to shape up. So Mohinder, stop sulking and behave more like a contributing part of the tribe and you will be more accepted. Meredith, if you show that flaming hand one more time without need, so help me the great Kaito, I will take it away from you. Ando, stop leering at Daphne. Claire, try to behave like a grown up. I know it is not easy for you. Just try. Daniel, those pancakes need more salt. Daphne, stop being so bouncy in the morning, not everyone is an early riser. And Peter, this is not the nudy beach, put some clothes on for heavens sake.

Peter: You forgot one.

Arthur: Huh?

Peter: Arthur, stop bossing everyone around.

The rest of the tribe: Yeah, right on!

Mohinder: *hums the spider Mo song*

You tell him Pete

Oh, you need to write your next part now in the virtual party thread HFM.
Check out this video clip - Spidey makes a surprise appearance in the X-Men movie!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SfT-ukwsERg&...=1&index=28

Enjoy the pic, HFM. Thanks for that awesome installment. You totally caught me by surprise with that one.

Oh... and love Momo humming his own Spider Mo song. *snicker*

Yay! Dancakes!



Seconded. I heard his voice in my head while reading it. Well done.

Yay! Spidey Mo!!!!


Im just waiting for someone to mention his scales

Love it

Spider Mo, Spider Mo....

and Peter in the buff... of course

I like Arthur saying the Pancakes need more salt too...lol

I love it! Naked Petey

Good work, HFM!

For the benefit of anyone who missed my reworking of the Spider-Man song for Mohinder [one of the character music threads], here it is:

For Mohinder, the Spider-Man TV theme song can be re-worked to fit. Here's the re-working I've done:

LYRICS:

Lizard-Mo, Lizard-Mo,
Does whatever a lizard can
Spins cocoons, any size,
Wraps up thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Lizard-Mo.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got formula-altered blood.
Can he swing from a thread
No he can't, jumps instead
Hey, there
There goes the Lizard-Mo.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Lizard-Mo, Lizard-Mo
Scaly neighborhood Lizard-Mo
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Lizard-Mo.

...

Awesome installments.. This is really great!