I recently learned of this group and think that Dwight would be a perfect member since he is so earnest, speaks German and would look fantastic in the costumes they wear.
http://www.guenter-motscha.de/Hobbies/Schl...schlaraffia.htm
from Wikipedia: “Schlaraffia is a worldwide German-speaking society founded in Prague (Czech Republic) in 1859 with a pledge of friendship, art and humor. The Schlaraffen, members of a men's organization (exclusively men of a mellower age and in secure positions), meet in midwinter (October 1 – April 30) once per week in their Schlaraffen castle (equipped in the style of a knight's tavern from the Middle Ages) for "Sippungen" (gatherings which take place in the fixed ceremonial form of a knight's play). In doing so, everyday life is satirized as well as kept alive through recitations of literary and musical forms. An antiquated language with its own vernacular for everyday things (Schlaraffen Latin — for example; "powder pot" for tobacco pipe, "gasoline horse" for car, "castle monster" for mother-in-law) gives the Sippungen their own humorous note. The approximately 280 "reychs" (local clubs) stay in close contact with one another. Each Schlaraffe is always welcome in every reych in the world. Reychs currently exist in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Italy, Spain, France, Belgium, Sweden, the USA, Canada, Mexico, Venezuela, Colombia, Ecuador, Brazil, Argentina, Thailand, South Africa and Australia. The total number of Schlaraffen amounts to about 11,000. New members must be introduced by a Schlaraffe (godfather), complete a probationary period before a general vote is recorded, and start their career as knave, which leads from the position of squire to knight. Their 'mascot' is the owl and very closely resemble a mason lodge.”