a:what gave u that idea
snathan:i'm not pregnant! i just wanted to do this *kills pres*
sylar:i'm president!
s mom:i'm so proud
nathan and a:*back away*
rebel:i can help u!
fc:*pushes him out the window*
reporter:so nathan did u speak to the president?
nathan:yes and i got change for a dollar

GS- Zane hurry i think i hear HRG coming
Zane- fine
*throws red ball*
*glass window breaks*
GS- success! now quick to A's base

~~pres. Office~~
SNathan- im president! i knew i could be anything
A-what is your first act as Pres.?
SNathan- I...
*fc pushes sNathan out the window*
FC- the real nathan can fly!

snathan:*appears*
random fan:do u have teleportation?
snathan:no and i still don't get how they think i could use tk to teleport
a:
fc:who cares ur not nathan
snathan:*carves i am sylar on fc's arm* duh
fc:*pushes him out the window*


ando:i'm the crimson arc!*starts shooting red thingy at ppl*
alice:i wonder what angela did with all those socks...

angela:*puts one more sock onto the sock sculpture* great i finally made it into the heroes symbol
alice:socks! *takes them and sells them*
angela:my socks!
alice:i have enough money to buy a psp *starts playing on it*
angela:*steals all the socks from the mall*

~Oz~
IM, Claire, Peter and H25 make their way along the road and come across tony Stark as Iron Man.
Iron Man: Oh hey, are you lot going to meet Morpheus too?
Peter: See? I was right, there is a Morpheus!
Claire: I was right about Iron Man being here!
IM: Great.... next you'll be telling me Big Boss is here instead of the scarecrow. This is SO messed up.
IM, Claire, Peter, Tony Stark and H25 continue their way along the yellow brick road. To everyone's surprise, the next person they come across is indeed..... BIG BOSS:



IM: This is so weird. Its my parody father.
Big Boss: Hey folks, are you looking for Morpheus as well?
IM to Peter: You can talk to him.
Claire hugs IM and IM whispers in her ear asking why everything is SO messed up.
Claire: This must be a version of Oz that got messed up by a dimensional warp.
IM: I wonder if Morpheus has enough red pills and blue pills to offer everyone the chance to enter Zion.

GS- haah now the rabbitcorn trophy room
Monica- Kiyaaaaaa
*kicks down door*
GS- i like having you back
Zane- what about me
monica and GS- .....
GS- now my revenge!

text to zane:meet me at h24's base in 10 minutes-rebel
gs:rabbitcorns rabbitcorns
monica:look there's treasure! *grabs an armful*
gs:monica focus! look rabbitcorn trophies!
zane:can i be the lookout?
gs:sure
zane:*runs to h24's base*
micah:hi zane!

nathan- push! push!
snathan- its not budging!
nathan- push! push!
snathan-aaaaaaaaaah!
nathan- i knew i should have gone with the styrofoam desk!
snathan- my back....

fc:*sitting on top of desk* go to the left no more to the right
snathan:my back!
fc:quit whining and move!


rebel:so i need u to *whispers*
zane:no way!
zane:*standing in front of building 26* this is a bad idea
rebel:no it isn't hrg and danko are in there just go up and press the red button
zane:do i get paid?
rebel:uhhh
zane:i'll do it!

gs:now we have to bring them back to life!
monica:how?
gs:um u watch frankenstein and bring them to life
monica:sure *grabs popcorn and soda*

fc- now! ahh! the view is great from up here!
nathan- arrrgh...
snathan-my back...
fc- a little higher...
nathan and snathan *let go*
Fc- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
nathan- is she okay?
fc- hug?

snathan:is she ever not ok? *stretches*
nathan::hey she's my daughter! *hugs fc*
spres:*rolls eyes* *hangs a sylar pic up*
a:wanna play cards now?
nathan:yeah
snathan:my back! yes
fc:cheater! but i'll play and win!
~1 hour later~
a:i rule at cards!
fc:*glares*

GS- have you finished?
Monica- shhhh the best part is coming...
GS- sheesh, where is zane?

~~Building26~~
ZAne- just don't get caught, just don't get caught
*zane bumps into someone*
Hiro - my nose
Ando- dang we just stopped the bleeding
Zane- oh im so sorry
Hiro- my head hurts

~~white house~~
sPres. - My back!
FC- A your cheating
A- prove it
FC- ... Hey is that peter out side?!?
A- where?
*fc pushes A out window*

a:ahhhh! oh wait *teleports back in*
symom:ur pres! she cheated
sylar:did u cheat?
a:uhhh
sylar:*uses telepathy*
a thoughts:look a bird!


ando:great do u have tissue?
zane:no i gotta go
hiro:what are the blinky lights on u? why is everything so green?
ando:it's earth day
zane:those are uh i gotta go

gs:hurry up i think elle's coming
monica:it's almost over
elle:*yelling*hello is someone down there?
gs:great *drags monica out with the rabbitcorns*

Sylar- mmmm cant tell
sMom- can i play cards too?
Sylar- sure but i wont go easy on you
sMom- bring it
Nathan- WTKP!!
A- I win again! I'll be taking this
*gets FC wallet*
FC- A double or nothing!

~~A's BAse~~
Elle-?? hey frankenstein !
GS- monica did you get the info you need?
Monica- Muhahahaha It shall live
GS- wow you really got into that movie
Monica- Muhahahahah

~~Building26~~
*zane runs away*
Zane- close one...
Hiro- my head hurts still
Zane- you followed me!
Ando- we plan to take down building 26
Zane- me too!
Ando- great we can work together, im The Crimson Arc
Hiro- and im Superman!
Zane- *facepalms*

ando:u have a red button?
zane:don't touch!
rebel text:hurry up already!
zane:why is everyone so busy?
hiro:quiet *talks in japanese to ando*


a:symom can't play!
symom:why not?
sylar:why not?
a:it's creepy
fc:yeah
nathan:u have problems
sylar:fine but can syeden play?
a:*facepalms*

Fc-*uses mind control* give me my money back..
Nathan- hi, u must be sylars mother.

(I'm not typing much bc thus is a phoibne.)

symom:yes
synathan:hi ma!
fc:it's mom not ma!!!
a:but u only had 1 dollar!
fc:give it back!
a:fine *hands it back*

Monica- quickly lay the rabbitcorns here..
GS- fine, when did you start bosing me around?
Monica- turn all the machins on high quickly quickly!
GS- okay...
Monica- yes yes, at last now open the ceiling up
GS- rabbitcorn time?
Monica- yes RAbbitcorn time
*gs presses button*
*roof opens up*
Monica- now for the lightning!
*no lightning*
GS- dang it monica it is morning, why didn't we check the weather?
Monica- .....
*bird flys by*
GS- stupid birds!
*throws lightning at it*
GS- .... oh yeah that's right i have light..ning.. he he i forgot..

~building 26~
hiro- *japanese talk*
ando- *japanese talk*
hiro- *japanese talk*
ando- *japanese talk*
Zane- stop it!
hiro- okay we have a plan... Zane your bait

zane:what?
hiro:*stops time and throws zane into the building*
zane:*looks around* where am i?
agent:intruder! *starts shooting*
zane:ahhh!
hiro:hi *in agent uniform*
ando:i'm not bait! *in agent uniform*
zane:ah-*looks around and sees guards are gone* now what?
text:get close to hrg and danko *sends gps map*
hiro:*japanese speak*
ando:*japanese argue*
xane:guys i have gps!
gps:hi i am ur gps my name is ron. where would u like to go?
zane:to hrg and danko
gps:processing...turn right
hiro:we're in a straight hallway
gps:processing...go straight then turn right then up the stairs
zane:*walks* there's no stairs just a window
gps:processing...go right then straight

~2 hours later~
gps:go left
zane:there's a wall!
gps:processing...i am lost
ando:lost! ur a gps!
hiro:a bad gps
gps:i'm not a gps my name is ron!
zane:whatever
ron gps:*starts alarm system*
zane:uh oh

danko:what was that?
hrg:*moves all the checker pieces* i win!
random guy:there are 3 ppl with powers in the hall they've been walking in circles for hours
danko:get them!

DAnko-taken them out
Agent- but they are just idiots
DAnko- take 'em down!
*agents rush down hallway*

Hiro - they are coming!
Ando- what do we do?!
GPS- *gets text from rebel*
they are coming get out! REBEL
Zane- we know they are coming the alarms are going off!
Ando- this gets text?
Zane- stupid GPS!
*throws GPS*
Hiro- run!

*agents come down hallway*
Agent- sire we lost them
DAnko- dang it
Agent- hey, what's that?
*picks up GPS*
DAnko- good work agent, the idiots left their gps now we can find them
Gps- Hi, I AM RON...

~Oz~
IM and Claire check their pocket computers for the latest update on the money thay are making on the Dark Meredith video.
IM: This is so awesome! We each have made over $200 billion on the Dark Meredith video!!
Claire hugs IM.
Peter: I don't think that will help us out here in Oz though.
IM and Claire both facepalm Peter.
Tony Stark: Don't worry, I'll carry your pal for you.
Claire: Thanks.

Some time later.... They come to Morpheus.

Morpheus wears a long black coat and his eyes are invisible
behind circular mirrored glasses. He is seated in a leather chair.

Morpheus:The Matrix is the world that has been pulled
over your eyes to blind you from
the truth.

Tony Stark: Er... I just need an improved Arc Reactor please.
Morpheus: As you wish....
Morpheus reaches into a safe he has opened and pulls out an advanced arc reactor. He hands it to Tony Stark.
Morpheus: It is 3 times more advanced than your current one and will sustain flight for five times longer.
Tony Stark: Thank you very much.
Tony Stark pulls out his arc reactor and replaces it with the new one.
Big Boss: I just want a new bandanna please as this one is getting too frayed and is falling apart.
Morpheus again reaches into the safe but this time pulls out a new felt bandanna, handing it to Big Boss.
Big Boss: Thank you Morpheus.
Morpheus turns to IM, Claire and Peter who is just coming round from the facepalming
Morpheus: Now what do each of you want?
IM and Claire: Er..... we want to get back to our own dimension please.

h24:hi Danko!
danko: Why are you here? And how'd you get here anyway?
h24:*pulls out gps* Tom...
Danko:oh...
Tom gps:Ron!
Ron gsp:Tom!
*glares*
gs: gps's can glare?
h24:I guess so...

morpheus- you may, once... claire kisses neo...
im-never!
claire- ooohhh...
neo- heloo. i am the one...?
*pops in*
FC- i thought you were dead
*pops out*
morpheous- did i just hear a glitch in the matrix?
*pops in*
FC- no. jeez...can you guys wear less annoying clothes? Neo looks like hes wearing a dress... i need to admire his hotness...
*pops out*
im- grrr...annoying flyingchimp
cat-meep meep
neo- glitch in the matrix...


fc- i want a hug! threesees! two nathans!
snathan- what?
nathan- this is the fangirl...

Monica- yes yes it is working heat function is good vitals are fine oxygen capacity high..
GS- i have know idea what your saying..
Monica- success! the rabbitcorns will be fully revived withen mere hours
GS- hours...
Monica- yes hours
GS- but that is like forever
Monica-???
GS- *thinking* To the white house!

~white house~
A- a threesees?!?
sNathan- help..

nathan*whispers* lets make a run for it...
GS- laaaaaaaaalaaalaaaaaaaaaaa!
A- rabbitcorn army...
nathan*whispers* scratch that*
FC- huuuuugggggzzzzz!

GS- you may all relax there is no army..
A- what are you talking about we all know..
GS- SILENCE!
A- okay..
Monica- we came to play cards!

A- *whispers*
FC- yeaaah... sure... GS, what do you want to play?
GS- Slap!
FC- alright then...snathan, nathan u wanna play?
snathan- nathans at a press conferece...so its just me...
A- alright! lets start!
FC- sylar! snathan! stop tking the cards!

tom gps:*glares*
danko:go to the
agent:three idiots
ron:processing...already at destination
tom:agreed
danko:take us to the japanese guys and other dude
ron:processing...turn left and down the stairs
tom:go right then straight
agent:that both leads to windows
tom and ron:processing

tom- destination reached...
ron- 20,000 miles from destination...
Danko- we're in hiroshima!
ron- turn left...

ron:then turn right in five miles
h24:are we there yet?
tom:warmer warmer colder hotter...
ron:make a uturn
tom:what!
danko:these gps's are insane
mo:hi!
agent:i think we're in coyote sands
danko:u think?

gs- paper cut...dying...

a:i will win!
fc:i bet u won't
a:how much?
fc:uh *steals sylar's wallet* this much
sylar:that's nathan's wallet it came with his suit
gs:ow!
monica:mwhahaha! rabbitcorns!
fc:?
a:?
monica:nothing let's play

fc- lets see... triple aces... beat that
A- a royal flush
FC-d'oh!
A- gimmie...
Fc- we're playing slap...
Nathan- ha! i win! yip! hip hooray!
snathan- what? thats impossible!

snathan:but i how could u win?
nathan:i'm the best
gs:nathan cards are falling out of ur sleeves
fc:cheater!
a:let's play spoons

gS- the light it is coming closer
Monica- cry baby just get a band aid..
A- i win!
FC- *glare* 52 Pick up!
*cards rain from sky*
GS- no! more paper cuts!

nathan- nahhh...lets play beer pong... i can hold my beer, just not tequila...
*100 drinks in*
A and FC- zzzzzzzzzzzz*vomit*zzzzzzzz
Sylar- to another toast
Nathan- dude, your back to yourself...

a:let's play clue! i'll be ms.scarlet *makes box appear*

nathan- ill be colonal mustard
FC- profesor green
Sylar- ill be ms. grey

gs:miss grey?
symom:what?
a:*rolls eyes*
fc:they rolled out the door!
a:ahhh my eyes!!!

FC-*smush* smush
A- did i hear some smushing?u smushed my eyes!?!?!?!?
FC- well... i didnt smush them...
A- what did you smush...
FC- well, i did...the shoes made me!!!

Monica- quick whie A can't see lets head back to get the rabbitcorns
GS- but i really feel like i can win the next game..
Monica-
GS- fine, it's rabbitcorn time!
A- What did you say GS?
GS- nothing just have to go to the eyeball store for you...

A- what happened to my eyeballs?!?!?!
FC- dont worry, ill get you some new ones... blue, pink with rhinestones, green?
A- ooohhh...rhinestones...

~outside building 26~~
Hiro- yatta we did it
ZAne- what are you talking about we didn't do anything
Ando - he is right hiro
Hiro- ...
*they get a text*
It is safe to go in REBEL
Zane- i dont want to go back
Hiro- a hero does not concede defeat!
Zane- what does that mean?

~cyote sands~~
Momo- hi
DAnko- take him down!
*momo gets tranked*
Agent- now what
DAnko- looks like you'll have to carry him back to HQ
H24- what about the idiots?
Danko- we'll worry about them later
Ron- go up 2 miles..

fc:which one to get black? no cat eyes? no red? no...
a:hurry up!
fc:how about these?
a:*puts them in*
fc:well?
a:they're...*faints*
fc:is that good?
a:no they're yellow!!!
fc:fine which ones do u want?
a:green *grabs some*
fc:that looks like ur old pair


nathan;that's not fair u can't get drunk
sylar:face it i'm better
nathan:no u talk to urself
symom:he doesn't he's a genius
sylar:thanls mom
nathan:see...*falls over asleep*

tom:to the left to the left

DAnko- we keep going left ugh
Agent i kinda like it
DAnko-im surrounded by idiots

~building 26~
hiro- this is the farthest we have ever gotten
Ando- the crimson Arc can do anything
Zane- just stay focused you two
*text*
find the button and press it REBEL
Zane- there are like a kazillion buttons here
Hiro- we will have to press them all!

text:u have to wait till danko gets back
zane:guys we have to wait danko isn't back yet
ando:*makes faces into camera*
hiro:ok
speaker:this is hrg i can see u
ando:oh...


sypres:what to do what to do...
nathan:*snore*



matt:i want to be the baby's father
janice:but u divorced me?
matt:well i want to get back together now
janice:but were just in 'love' with daphne
matt:who?
janice:ur a terrorist i'm leaving
matt:wait...

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zane:tom?
h24:it's a long story
zane:hey h24 u seem nice can i work for u instead?
h24:uhhh
hiro:batman!
ando:crimson arc!
hiro:batman!
rebel text:he's coming hurry up
danko:stupid gps's
agent:ugh mo is heavy
zane:now!
ando:which button
zane:the red one
hiro:there are 3 red ones
zane:just push alll of them

zane:*pushpushpsuh*
russia:*boom*
North Korea:*boom*
door:*open*
h24:you're worse than claire...
zane:so can I work for you?
h24:umm...we'll have to see...
zane:PLEASE
h24:omg, I hear danko's voice, hurry!
hiro:I stop time!
*nosebleed*
*passes out*
ando,h24, and zane:*sigh*

syprez- nathan wake up!
nathan- my glasses....
FC-
syprez- nathan, we are going to be a twosome you and i!
nathan- ooohh...
syprez- alrighty then...hllywood first, then the stars! you stay here and be president!
nathan-oooooo

sypres:*does thingy so nathan is stuck in pres body*
napres:what?
sylar:bye!!! i'm off to attract fangirls to be sla-i mean i'm going to get a soda
napres:bye zzzzz
fc:nathan? what happened????
napres:*snore*