fc-ahhhh! noo! head!
df- i can only find batteries.
fc-*winces* speak softer
claude- fc duct tape? really?
fc- thats for df.
df- thanks. i really appreciate that...
claude- *duct tapes Df*
df-*mumble mumble*
claude- creepy red eyes *puts strip over DF's mouth*
fc-*winces* duct tape cures everything, but i dont think your using enough
claude- alrighty then...
df-hmmmph!

fc-ahhhh! noo! head!
df- i can only find batteries.
fc-*winces* speak softer
claude- fc duct tape? really?
fc- thats for df.
df- thanks. i really appreciate that...
claude- *duct tapes Df*
df-*mumble mumble*
claude- creepy red eyes *puts strip over DF's mouth*
fc-*winces* duct tape cures everything, but i dont think your using enough
claude- alrighty then...
df-hmmmph!

h24:*sips lemonade*
gs:you know, he never did change his pants....
h24,h28 and monica:ew.....*sips*
h28:so, then I was like no way am I doing that, theres a perfectly useless guy over in that corner that could do it...
monica:Oh I know! Thats so how I feel about Zane
zane:hey! I heard that!
h24:so I wonder how a is doing?
gs:what about a?
h24:oh, she combined all her clones in her head and now she's got mpd and has voices in her head....
gs:wow.

monica:i told u it was real
gs:hm maybe i should believe more of what's written in the newspapers
monica:it says here swine flu is going to attack bp thread and turn everyone into mutant pigs
gs:they're just exaggerating


~bank~
claude:is that enough?
fc:yeah oww! *presses hands to head*
claude:i'll look for aspirin
a1:now!

IM sends text to FC telling her how the home address and account number were to the FAKE account where all the money is actually cardboard boxes.
FC gets text and reads it. She calls IM.
FC: But... but the figures on the screen!
IM: Yep, those are the cardboard boxes. So......looks like df was easily fooled. Enjoy your boxes! I have a load more boxes someplace else.
FC: Grrrr.... df and Claude will be so mad when I tell them.
FC hangs up.
FC: Er..... guys? IM fooled us. That account was for cardboard boxes! Ones he created so they are barely worth anything. His mental shielding is too strong to figure out the real account details. He keeps blocking his thoughts out by thinking of Claire!
df: hmmmph
Claude: I TOLD you he was smart. No one would listen though. *mumble mumble*. Hey, perhaps if we work as a team with IM he'll give us money to fund the team!
FC: Interesting..... it could work. But how do we keep Claire out of the team?
Claude: Didn't IM say Claire would be happy doing paperwork?
FC: Yeah! That's it, we'll get IM on the team for money. So how do we get him on the team without him suspecting its just so we can use his money?

gs- zane have you finished?
zane- DONT RUSH ME WOMAN!
gs- testy...
monica- look gs me and h28 now have bff braclets!
h28- squeeeeee!
gs- okay...
h24- hey h28 how come we aren't bff's?
h28- .....meep....

h24:....wow...really?
monica:and then we're going shopping on saturday
gs:says who?
monica:me...
gs:you are still under my control, weather you do work or not
h24:oh, well...I see how it is...*glare*
h28 and monica:sorry...
h28:Ohemgee!!!we totally said that at the same time!
monica:omgah, its like we have the same brain!
gs and h24:
h24:*leans over and whispers* I can make that happen...
gs:*grin*

fc- i still have a headache...
df-mumble mumble
claude-zzzzzzzzz
IM-helllooooo? helloooooo?
fc- were going to start a carbord box business...make more money that way... see? *puts carboard boxes online, and within seconds they are bought by several random companies* ooooowwwwww *passes out*

a1:*tks fc into a window*
fc:oww headache owww
a1:*zaps car then teleports fc into a volcano*
a2:Hair!
a1:now were did im store that money?
a2:maybe claire will tell us*tps to claire*

fc- hey! my headache is gone...
df- oh crap
fc- hey, why did u come with me
claude- trust me, i wish it wasnt like that....
df- i dont understand
fc- neither do i
df- so why arent we s'mores already?
fc- uh...*raps wall* its dead
claude- the volcano died?
fc- apparently
claude- who is that?
fc- is that hiro?
df- who?
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hiro- and this will be our new secret headquaters! ando! look! there are our comrades! they will help us fight crime!
ando- dudddddduuuuuuuuuh!
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fc- i didnt know hiro was russian...
claude- heh, captian wobblyface
df- i aint wearing tights...

hiro:i'm not russian! i just visited it tho
ando:look at these souvenirs!!


~im's base wherever it is~
claire:yay i get to do paperwork s2 move to the right
s2:someone help me!
a2:hi claire!
claire:hi a
a2:so do u wanna give us some money
claire;how much money?
a2:about-
mo:there u are a! i just made a new vaccine! *injects a*
a:where am i?
claire:in my cubicle
a:who are u?
h25:meep!
a:who are u?

fc- so whats this? the justice league?
ando- im the crimson arc.
df- sorry...is that a brand of tampons?
ando-*glares*
hiro-so will u join us?
fc- nope, sorry, just stopping by... see, we're billians
hiro- villians
fc- yeah, villians like nathan petrelli
hiro- he's a billian
df- is a billian something different here?
fc- i dont know...
claude- whats this button do?*pushes it*
*Thousands of miles away, IM's headquarters explodes*

a:*regen.*
mo:how do u feel?
a:i still have no idea who u are
a1:hi mo *hugs him*
mo:can't breathe
a:are u me or am i u?
a1:u ur me ur totally me let me take control right now...*evil laugh*
h25:meep meep!

fc- tahdaaaaa! see u later hiro
df- how are we going to get out of here?
fc-*whistles* BINKY!!!
df- why are you suddenly in a darth vader suit?
fc-*glares* I GOTTA DO A FEW THINGS... COMIN'?
df- alright...
claude- do i?
fc-CLAUDE SIT IN THE BACK, DF, SIT IN THE FRONT..WITH ME...HAAAAAIR!
df- that just gets creepier and creepier
claude-where are we going?
fc-TO HELP AN OLD... AQUAINTANCE OF MINE

a:i just remembered i have persuasion
a1:so u remember everything?
a:nope but with my new pal h25 i'm going to go destroy stuff
h25:meep meep meep


~gs's base~
monica:then on sat. we should go to the movies
h28:then we can go ice skating
monica:and then...
zane:i'm done!
gs:now feed and bathe the rabbitcorns
zane:but but
h24:no buts

claude- *vomits*
df- aaaaaah! i KNEW i should have sat in the back! aaaah! my hair!
fc-HAIR? NOOOO! NOT THE HAIR! BINKY DOWN
claude-*vomits again*
everyone-aaaah! argh!
fc-AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

a:*teleports to fc* hi random person what is that??
claude:*puking*
a1:eww
h25:meew

df- ahhhhhh! benyadryl
fc-OH, THERE YOU ARE... CLAUDE STOP PUKING FOR A SEC...I NEED TO BE MELODRAMATIC HERE....
A. I HAVE COME TO SEVER YOUR FINAL BURDEN
a- what?
fc-*swings scythe*
a-*floats out of body* ahhhhh! no!
claude- aaaaaaaah! *falls off horse*
df*gets hit by scythe*ahhhh!
fc-*falls off horse* aaaaaaahhhhh! DAMN!

a:hey i remember everything now oh that's binky ur horse that i had to clean the stalls of...i'm still floating up and up was it always this cloudy?
fc:I'M OK
df:my hair!!
fc:NOOO!

df- whew. my hairs fine... but...but...
fc- WHAT?
df- im dead.
claude- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *falling*
fc- OH FANTASTIC
a-*floating* yes... cookies! at laaaaaaast!
------
two hours later
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fc-WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE ADOBE
df- i thoigh when you were dead, you got a rest...
fc- nope. failed. Io wasnt supposed to kill you.
claude- am i dead?
fc- yup. osrry.
a- cookies?
fc- milanos in the fridge.
a- awesome!!!!!!!
fc- see, now, make yourself comfy, cause your going to be here
claude- what is here exactly?
fc- oh, deaths house.
df- that explains the black decor.
fc- cant live with it, cant live without it...

a:it's so dark in here *makes a large window with a city skyline* where are we are we in the limbo tween life and death again?
claude:milano plz and milk
a:i'll get some oreos

~gs's base~
h24:wanna get some pizza?
gs:yeah!
h24:bye zane!
gs:*hands zane a long list of chores*
zane:ugh
monica:bye zane!
h28:bye weirdo!

fc- heh. messed up
original death- WHAT??!?!?!!
fc- ill do better later, you know...
original death- URK! HATE YOU.
fc- yeah, i know dad...

a:u hate her? bad father
death:watch out i'm death
a:news flash i'm already dead
df:at least the hair survived
claude:*munch*

df- is this a star wars rerun?
claude- i dont think so...
fc- so dad...whats up?
od- oh, nothing much, just pillaging, plundering and fishing...whats up wth u
fc- just world domination
od- and the family business...
fc- well, thats what i need to talk to u about...see i kinda messed up
od- fantastic.
fc- yeah. So, who do i go to to fix all of this.
od- did u try KAOS?
fc- am KAOS.
od-how did that happen?
fc- long story. Well, whos next on the coporate ladder?
od- um...INFINITY
fc- fantastic. thats going to be fun.
----
a- not IM! or claire...
claude- no. no. no. claire. erk.
df- *munches*

gs- pizza plz
pizza guy- what kind
h24- extra cheese!
gs- extra cheese!
h28- extra cheese?
monica- don't ask...
h28- what's extra cheese pizza?
h24 and gs - TRY
*h24 cuts a slice of extra cheesey pizza*

h28:is that edible? u can't even cut it
gs:shhh no talky until u eaty
h24:yum! suspension bridge cheese
h28:that doesn't sound good
monica:i think i'll go watch-
gs:u have to eat it too

~death's house~
a:what does infinity do?
fc:u'll see SOOON

IM teleports to Claire.
IM: Hi Claire! Oh I think Gs would like an extra helper so its goodbye S2.
IM grabs S2 by the shoulder and teleports to GS.
IM: Hiya GS, new helper for you!
IM tks S2 over to GS.
IM: Enjoy ordering him about.
IM teleports back to Claire.
Claire sees IM's dog tags. She races over to IM.
Claire: Ooooh, shiny dog tags! Why do they have a S.T.A.R.S logo?
IM: S.T.A.R.S is the Special Tactics and Rescue Squad.
Claire: Huh?
IM: From the Resident Evil games....
Claire: Um never mind. I don't know what that is.
FC floats in through the ceiling.
Claire: Hi FC, you like sorta.... er... dead?
FC: I AM dead. I need INFINITY's help to fix things. So that means IM.
IM: Fix things? What's wrong?
FC: Long story but I messed a few things up. Original DEATH told me you could help me.
IM: What do you need done? Oh, and where's A?

h24: Try it!!!
h28:ehh...*takes a bite* wow, this is really good...
gs:told ya
monica:oh no....
h24:brb
*flies off*
*comes back*
h24:mozzerella sticks!!!!!
gs:yay!!!

gs- mozo mozo!
hiro- fato fato
h28- where you come from?
hiro- i came for food
h28- but..
h24- enough cheesey sticks!
monica- im on a diet so i shouldn't have cheese..
*trys to sneak off*
s2- take me with you
gs- silience s2, i dont know what to do with you yet...
s2- why did you put me in a cage?

gs:then the rabbitcorns won't eat u
s2:bagel?
h24:cheese!!!
s2:nm

s2:bagel!!!!!!*sobs*
*door opens*
gs:what the?
*bob the bagel, gabe, and natey stand in the doorway*
bob:...
gabe:...
natey:arg!....
s2:BOB!!!!
h24:*facepalms*

a:*floats down* it's just a rock!!! hi natey and h24 and gs and s2 *floats away*
gs:it almost sounded like a was here
h24:*facepalmz*

~im's base~
fc:i need to become infinity *tries to kill im*
im:i have regen
fc:dang regen

IM:*does all his stuff to destroy fc along with claire who always seems to have a big weapon and blows up russia*
fc:*regen*
IM:dangg
fc:haha, you cant kill death!

a:yes u can!
fc:
claire:where's russia again?
a:what happened to my clones?
mo:*runs and screams* ahhhh!
a1:come back here!
a2:now i need to make a candy empire and cookies....
a3:is there a possible way to kill with regen? *scribbles*
mutant pig:moink!

s2- bob!
bob bishop- yes
s2- not you the bagel
bob bishop- are you sure you want the bagel, i mean i can turn stuff to gold..
s2- BAGEL
bob bishop- okay sheesh
gs- get back in the cage!
gabe-.....
nate-.....

IM: You don't need to be INFINITY. Just tell me what to do!
FC tells IM all the things that need to be done.
IM: That's a long list. Oh, and I can't kill death but I could turn his scythe into anything I want like a pie for instance.
FC: You wouldn't dare though!
IM: Well, you're my sister-in-law so my moral code says I can't do that kind of thing to you.
FC: That doesn't explain you being nice to A.
IM: Well, er......... she's a fellow box fan!

s2- i dont like this cage.
gs- i don't care
s2- i am hungry
* s2 teleports outside of cage. *
gabe- quick lets go!
s2- where
gs- no where
s2- ok?
* gs pulls out taser *
s2- ah!
* gs shoots *
nate- nooo!
* jumps in front *
gs- What the-
* sylar appears *
sylar- hello
* he cuts of her head. *
nate- run away!
* s2 stares blankly at wall *
s2- huh? what did i miss. I was looking at that fly over there.
gabe- i will explain later!
* they start running *
s2- wait! lets make this more dramatic.
* puts bomb set on 10 seconds on floor *
gabe- What the!
* hiro from future appears *
hiro- quick come with me.
s2- no we have to run in a dramatic moment with a bomb
hiro- sounds fun
* run in slow motion. explosion *
s2- that was fun. Now what is it?

*gs regenerates*
gs- since when can rocks do that!
monica- just be happy we were at the pizza place and not your base..
pizza dude- MY RESTURANT!
h24- my pizza got destroyed too..

hiro- you turn evil in the future
gabe- why?
hiro- i don't know. I came back in time to see so then i could go back again and prevent it.
s2- makes sense.
hiro- i know
gabe- not really
s2- so do i just turn evil or slowly turn evil
hiro- slowly
s2- interesting
hiro- oh by the way nate is dead
gabe- what!
hiro- he was still alive but then gs regenerated and stabbed him
s2-...
gabe- what do we do
sylar- run and scream
* they turn around to see sylar
gabe- ahh!!
s2- i have to go very quick
hiro- ok

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gs- i killed nate
monica- good
h24- oh no!
* s2 teleports in *
gs- what the-
*s2 shoots monica in the head*
gs- oh my gosh
s2- goodbye
* teleports with h24 *
gs- thats it?
* random bomb turns to 0. explosion *

gs:die nate die! *stabs rock* It wont work...
h24:*facepalmz*
gs:oh well, I'll just tell everyone he's dead. *hides natey under couch*
natey: arg!...
s2:*pops in*
gs:nateys dead...
s2:*shoots monica*
h24:
gs:
zane:
s2: come with me...*teleports with h24*
h24: what the?
sylar:he slowly turns evil...
h24:sylar!!!!Q!*huggles*
sylar:wow, I thought she was past this....

h24- hey gabe guess what? s2 killed monica!
gabe- what!
* tv turns on *
tv- today an explosion at the pizza place has killed a pizza guy. a person known as gs has been put into the ability jail
hiro- this must be what happened. i must go back now
* sylar cuts future hiro's head off *
sylar- yay new ability
gabe- what the!
s2- sylar do you want to kill someone?
sylar- sounds like a plan
s2- what about you h24.
h24- why not
s2- gabe?
gabe- it depends
s2- im and claire
gabe- sure

gs- i didnt do it, why would i kill monica, she is my servant
officer- if you didn't do it who did?
gs- it was these two PET ROCKS and s2
officer- pet rocks?
officer2- time to put you in the looney bin
gs- not again! NOO! im semi- sane you cant do this to me! ZANE!

~~place~~
zane- hehe

im- whats wrong claire?
claire- its s2
im- i warned him!
* s2 drops in *
s2- hello im
im- you are dead
* sylar, h24 and gabe come in also *
im- uh oh
* claire tries to run but sylar stops her *
sylar- bye bye
* he flicks her away *
im- nooo!
h24- this is awesome!
s2- i know
im- noo! * he charges at s2 *
s2- this is to easy. * s2 throws him at the wall and cuts off his head like sylar
h24-
sylar-
gabe-

a:gabe and natey are rocks JUST ROCKS!!!!
sanity police:take her in too
a:NOOO!
gs:look bouncy rooms!
a:yay but i don't like the jacket

officer- man that gs usis crazy.
officer #2- i know. rocks? rocks!
officer- hey there is another dead body
officer #2- he is known as im
officer- what is up with his head? it is gone

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gs- why am i in here.
a- because of s2
* im's dead body goes by *
a- oh my god!
gs- what
a- im is dead
gs- so is monica

gs- i miss pizza
a- not the pizza
gs- pizza
a- the cheese is gross
gs - Oh NO u didn't
*pushes a*
*a bounces on wall*
a- that was fun
gs- ahhhhhhh get me out of here!

gabe- why did you kill im
s2- i dont know. It just triggered
sylar- that happened to me at the beginning
h24- what do you mean the beginning?
sylar- now i kill people for fun
h24-?
sylar- like nathan. I didn't even take his power. slit his throught.
s2- true
sylar- by the way gs isn't dead.
s2- I know what to do.
h24- your evil is showing.


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gs- i miss pizza!!!!
a- shut up
* s2 teleports in
gs- you!
* s2 shoots a *
gs- ha you have been caught
* s2 morphes into gs *
s2 that is in disguese as gs- TAKE THAT A!
* s2 teleports away.
gs- oh crap

h24:whoa.
s2gs:what?
h24:Isnt that awkward? I mean, s2, youre kinda a guy and gs is...umm...a girl
sylar:haha
s2gs:uh...yea...

a:why do ppl keep shooting me?
sanitypolice:she's shouting shoot her! *shoot a*
a:ugh *faints*
gs:ha
sanitypolice:shoot her too
gs:oh no
~later~
a:i'm sick of this place *teleports out*
gs:u didn't take me with u

gs- ahhhhhhhhh s2 you better not look at anything!
gaurd- hey crazy is yelling into space
gs- i'm not crazy the guy teleported away!
gaurd- sure he did
*tranks gs*
gaurd- nighty night crazy

a:hey fc am i alive or dead?
fc:dunno don't care i'm infitity now!
a:what's infinty do again?

~wherever s2 is~
s2:i'm going to kill more ppl but i have this urge to eat pizza and pet a rabbitcorn....
h24:pizza!!!
sylar:remember the evil s2
s2:right evil