h24's friend:but I know you....
zack:umm....
h24's friend:hehe
alex:yea umm...hostage
h24f: if it helps i hate claire. alot.
west:actually, she sounds useful
h24f:i dont like you much. you're creepy...
alex:ouch...

a:yeah don't take us hostage!
west:too late *tazers a and h24*
a:ow!
alex:ok u stay here and guard them
zane:but i don't even know u
alex:just guard them
zack:bye stranger
h24' friend:bye!

fc- i will kill West.
DW- but i have to protect him
fc- just for that, you're gone.
DW -*poof*
fc- no, where is he?

IM: Have you heard of a dressing screen?
H24: Wha?
IM: SMG could help me explain better but in europe there are like screens to get changed behind so claire used one of those.
H24: Oh, I see. Still doesn't explain the other thing.
IM: Well, you burnt the ones she was wearing so she needed some more. She was using burnt pieces of clothing to cover herself up while I went and got her new ones.
H24: OK, now its less disturbing.

Claire hiding in bush: IM, I need new clothes - go to the store this time so they don't explode!! Thanks!
*IM teleports to a store and buys new clothes for Claire and teleports back*
*IM puts the clothes into a cardboard box and tks them over to the bush*
*IM creates a huge cardboard box for Claire to get changed under*

Claire: I can't see what I'm doing!
IM: *sighs* Creates a torch and passes it under the giant box.
*A few minutes later Claire comes out in her new clothes*
Claire: My wig is looking a little burnt
IM: We'll get you a new one at some point. Anyway we have to take care of whoever sent those tanks and jets after us. Its probably one of H24's enemies.
H24: How is it MY fault?
IM: Well, they were sent to YOUR base, they must want to kill all 3 of us. How about a forcefield around the whole base?
H24: Yeah, I could do that.

*H2 creates a forcefield around the whole base*

h24: I swear, this thread is dying! And no that doesnt make it less awkward.. I hear thuder...
Sylar:dont you control weather?
h24:true...I need to calm down. hey, IM, if you get pelted with hail dont blame me
IM:My ice powers-
h24:will be NOTHING compared to my weather. NOTHING. you know why? cause I can make it extremely hot and hail at the same time. Ice melts.
IM:Hail is Ice...
h24:under my control, not yours
Claire: Um...sorry to interrupt but There's some more artillary headed toward us
h24:you used a big word...
Claire:...um...what?
h24:*facepalmz* Look I know I guy who can geet us some planes...maybe a few F15's. I'll be right back.
*flies away*

IM: I could just phase the hail right through me anyway
*After a short while H24 flies back in*
H24: OK, I sorted out some planes for us.
Claire: Can I fly one of the planes?
H24: No! Anyway, IM will be helping me with most of the fighting. You can just stay mostly out of the way taking out an enemy here, an enemy there but nothing major.
*IM tapping away on a portable computer*
IM: Ah ha, I found the source of those jets and tanks.
H24: Well - who sent them?
IM: Alex, West and Zack. Its strange though - I KILLED West. How is he alive?
Claire: Regen blood from Adam?
IM: Yeah, but why would Adam want to give blood to West?
Claire: Forced against his will probably.
IM: By Alex?
Claire: Or possibly Zack. Hmmm, why would they want to kill the 3 of us?
IM: Maybe they'll start with us and move on to other targets.
H24: Enough talking, more action! Lets kick their a$$es!
H24 and IM fly towards the location of their enemies with the planes flying behind them; Claire is being held by IM.
H24 taunting IM: Claire slowing you down?

a:zane plz let me go
zane:no u didn't save me from the secret room
a:oh well i was uh busy...with a party...
zane:u had a party without me?!
a:no def. not
zane:ur never getting out of here!
s2:hi a have u seen bob?
zane:*tranqs s2*
s2:not again *passes out*

FC- i shall save the day! *Puts on superhero suit* Nathan, does this make me look fat?
Nathan- uh, oh... um...
Fc- shut up. *puts on hoodie sweatshirt* flies!
a- save me FC
fc- i come!
Zach-*tugs on cape*
fc- ack. ack. cant breathe.
A- *facepalms*

peter:u should have listened to the incredibles...
a:what did s2 ever do to u?
zane:he ate my bagel
a:hurry up fc!
zane:*tranqs fc*
a:*facepalmz*

*IM, Claire and H24 get within site of Alex, West and Zack.*
IM: Lets land here and plan our next move.
*Everyone lands.*
IM: OK there are 3 of them so we can take down one each. I've killed West before so I'll kill him again, this time on a more permanent basis.
Claire: I'll take down Zack since he has no powers. Hee hee, he'll be so easy to kill!!
H24: That leaves me with Alex.
IM: Remember that he breathes underwater so rain won't be much help to you.
H24: I have tornados and lightning strikes, THAT should kill him off.
IM: So the planes are going to cause a diversion with bombing runs are they? Anyway, I'll make us invisible for now while the planes get on with the diversion.
*IM grabs H24 and Claire by the arm and makes the 3 of them invisible. The planes take off once H24 gives the order. The planes bomb the secret place.*

~Secret place~
Alex: Ahhh, we're getting bombed! I'm scared.
Zack: So am I.
West: Just shut up and come up with a plan for retaliation!

*H24 makes lightning strike Alex*
Alex: I've been hit!
Zack and West laughingat Alex: You're hair is has gone all up in the air!!

a:i win!
zane:what?! i don't have anymore money *takes wallet from unconsience s2*
s2:snore
fc:u are such a cheater!
a:*snort* ur just jealous
fc:ok let's get out of here
zane:u and nathan can leave but a can't
fc:*pulls out machine gun*
zane:uhhh nm

*Some webbing hits Zach's shirt and he's pulled towards Claire. Claire wraps him in thick webbing and then hacks off Zack's arms with her axe. She then cuts the rest of Zack into little cubes and puts all the pieces into a bag.*

Claire: Psh, that was so easy. He barely put up a fight.
H24: Well you DID wrap him up in webbing.

*West comes flying out while shooting 2 machine guns*
*IM zaps him with an electric bolt. He then tks West over.*
IM: Alive again? Well, I'll soon fix that.
*IM phases an arm through West's back and pulls out part of his spine.*
H24: Ha ha ha, he's so spineless!
IM: You got that right.
*IM creates a combine harvester and runs over helpless West with it. IM then creates jets of flames from his palms to burn all the pieces.*
Claire: There's no coming back from THAT death with anyone's regen blood!
IM: That just leaves Alex for H24 to deal with. H24 if you need a hand just ask, k?

a:ew that's such a gross way to go
zane:they never payed me u can go a
a:bye! *teleports*
zane:*leaves*


~hours later in jungle~
s2:where am i?

~jungle~
Lion: RAWRRR!
*lion eats S2*
~Lion's stomach~
S2: Hey, there's a bagel in this lion's stomach!

~Secret location~

*H24 makes it rain, then uses water-bending to turn the water into ice spears which she launches at Alex*
*Alex is impaled*
Alex: H24, I should have killed you when I had the chance! I spent so much time tracking you....
H24: Ick, you are SUCH a stalker, just like West!
*H24 gets IM to create a hammer for her which she uses to attack Alex with*

a:*goes to see gs* hi!
gs:hi! where's zane? i need him to rebuild the base
a:he should be here...
zane:what happened here?
gs:build me a new base or the rabbitcorns will eat u
zane:ok fine

IM teleports to the zombie dogs and throws them the pieces of Zach in the bag.

IM: Eat up lads!

IM teleprots back to the secret place.

Claire: What shall we do with Alex's remains?
IM: Brain shake?
H24: That's not a bad idea! Hey, what are those things approaching?

*On the horizon many cyborgs are approaching - they look like Vinnie Jones*
*H24 receives a text on her cell*

Text: You may have killed us but we have just activated Westnet! The 3 of us built these terminators to avenge us. Your enemies forever, Alex, West and Zach.

H24 shows the text to IM.
IM: Cyborgs? Like they have a chance against us. Its not like they are T1000s.

*gs spins around*
gs- my great base destroyed again, and now once more goes through the process of rebuilding
*sees cyborgs*
gs- coooool
*runs over to cyborg army*

*IM calls GS*
IM: Er GS.... would you mind getting out of the way? We're about to destroy the cyborg army. Thanks!

H24: Well - what's the plan?
IM: I'll freeze the machine oil and while they are immobilized we smash them to pieces!
H24: I love the sound of that.
Claire: Lets get going then!

*IM freezes the machine oil of the cyborgs once GS leaves the army*
*Claire then fires her missiles while H24 uses lightning strikes to blast the cyborgs. IM calls in the killer satellites to wipe out what remains.*

H24: We did it!
IM: Yeah, that was awesome!
*IM, Claire and H24 give hi-5s all round*
*Not long after ghosts arrive - they are the ghosts of West, Alex, Zack, Maya and Alejandro*

IM: This calls for something special...
*IM creates proton packs and ghost traps*
*H24 tries on a proton pack*
H24: This thing ways a ton!
*Claire has no problem with her spider strength*
*IM puts on a proton pack and seems fine with it. SMG dashes over and picks a proton pack up*
SMG: Mind if I join in?
IM: Go right ahead!
*SMG puts on the proton pack*
Claire: Lets get busting!

h24:umm...yea no.*takes off proton pack* you're on your own
IM:What?
h24:bye!*flies off*

~h24s base~

h24:hmm....relaxing by the pool.*claps*
servant:yes?
h24:I would like a green apple Jones Soada please. And get my message therapist.
mt:yes?
h24:I would like a back rub please. Im a bit tense from dealing with idiots

*walks away from cyborg battle*
gs- aww i wanted to watch
monica- hi gs
gs- ah monica haven't seen you in a while
monica- i've been on vacation
gs- did i give you permission?
monica- look over that way *points* a flying rabbit corn!
gs- where?!?!
*monica runs to h24 house*

*The ghosts lose interest in Claire and IM - they go to H24's house to 'give her a lesson' for disrespecting them*

IM: Well what now?
Claire: Lets not let the proton packs go to waste. Lets go on a rampage destroying random things!
SMG: That sounds really fun!!
IM: OK.

*IM, Claire and SMG go around busting things up with the proton packs*

A: what are proton packs? *goes to h24's house*
H24:why is everyone over here?
A:uh...want a smoothie?
H24:yeah!

fc- massages?
A- what?
fc- there's massages at H24's?
a- yup.
fc- time to party.

a:yay! *confetti*
gs:ow!!
h24:good smoothie a
a:thanks here's ur blood shake fc
fc:thanks *slurp*

*Skynet becomes self aware and starts harvesting the boardies starting with A, FC, S2 and GS - H24's base is a mess from all the gunfire and explosions*

IM: Hmmm, I wonder how good proton packs are at taking down Skynet's machines?
Claire: We could just use our powers though.... couldn't we?
SMG: Or use heavy weaponry AND powers?
IM: We'll bust out the other boardies once they are taken prisoner. I wonder what Skynet will do once it figures out the boardies have regen?

~sky/westnet place~
a:were am i?
h24:ahhh my house!!!! i am so going to kill im
gs:ahhh terminators!!

terminator- you are john connor
fc- who, me?
terminator- yes...
fc- i think you've got the wrong person
terminator- you are the only one who can stop skynet
fc- but... i didnt even see the last movie!
terminator- john connor, you are the only one who can sve the world
fc- do I get cookies?

a:cookies i'm in!
s2:i wanna help
fc:uh ur not human
s2:of course i am!
fc:*shoots him* oh my bad
s2:*regens* can i help now?

*SCMO wanders in*
SCMO: Whats all of this? I'm confused....
*SCMO gets shot in the cross fire*
SCMO: Ow that hurt I'm out of here *limps away never to return to this thread*

terminator- so?
fc- what kind?
terminator- peanut butter
fc- nah...
terminator- milanos
fc- im on board
terminator- you must use your capailbitues of distruction to shut down skynet
fc- thats so eaaaaaaasy
terminator- really?
fc-*goes to computer* see, type in heroes...
terminator- how!?!?! how did herpes get there! *breaks*
fc- drag up pictures of maya and west...
*crshing sounds*
fc- ding dong, skynet is dead. where are my milanos?

a:hi bye!
fc:r u sure ur human?
s2:yes!!!
fc:hmm u may need to under go some more tests
s2:i'm outta here
a:we need some weapons

fc- wait! sssstttttaaaaaaaaay!

a:we'll give u a bagel
s2:ok
govenator:follow me for weapons
fc:never!! u give me nightmares
govenator:*explodes*

fc- eeeee!
a- ahhhhh! speedo!
fc- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!*runs*

a:scarred for life ahhhhhh!
fc:aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
s2:what r u...*passes out*


~westnet thingy~
west:ok who hired the govenator?
alex:*points at zack*
zack:*points at alex*
zane:i made the robot melt!

gs- good job zane
zane- oh, thank you..
Zack- Hey! what are you doing here this is are secret place
gs- I.. got lost...

*The melted robot reforms*
T-1000: You fools! I am made of a liquid metal - you can't just melt me. Muahahaha!
*The T-1000 forms a spike from its hand and stabs Zane*
*Zane falls to the ground clutching his chest*
Zane: Dy...ing.
GS: Don't die Zane!
*The T1000 leaves in the confusion*
*Skynet sends images of IM and Claire to its Terminators*
Skynet: Terminate these 2. They are John Connor's parents.
A: We better warn IM.
FC: What about Claire?
H24: Never mind Claire. IM's more important.
Everyone: Yeah, we like IM far more anyway.

~outside sky/westnet~

IM: SMG, you dash across to the entrance and plant this hacking device on the control panel. That will open up the doors so we can get in. Then dash back and take us inside.
SMG: You got it!
*SMG dashes to the control panel, uses the hacking thing and dashes back to IM and Claire. SMG then dashes the 3 of them inside.*
*IM zaps the security cameras*
IM: Be on your guard. Security will be tighter around the prisoners.

a:omg fc im and claire are ur parents
fc:what?! *kills herself*
s2:weird
terminator:fc conner get up u need to save the world
fc:nah

terminator: Oopsie. Directory cross-reference shows you are JOAN Connor, not John Connor. As Sarah Connor's sister you are to be protected anyway.
FC: This is getting too weird. I can take care of myself. Just go save the REAL John Connor already.
terminator: I have to obey your command. So be it.
*The terminator leaves to find SMG*

~sky/westnet prisoner bay~

*The T1000 scans SMG, IM and Claire from the shadows. Its scan confirms them as John Connor, Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor respectively.*
*The T1000 follows the command to eliminate all 3*
T1000: John Connor, prepare to be terminated!
*The T1000 lunges towards SMG with his arm spike thing but IM flings it back against a wall with tk.*
*The T800 appears at the end of the corridor - does the scan thing*
T800: John Connor, if you want to live come with me.
SMG: Er, how do I know I can trust you?
T800: I was sent back in time by your future self to protect you. I have been reprogrammed.
SMG: Great! What about IM and Claire?
T800: Kyle Reese must also live. Sarah Connor is expendable in this timeline.
SMG: Isn't she my Mom though? Its weird having Claire as my Mom.

a:ok this is getting really weird
fc:i'm claire's sister?! oh wait i already was
a:wanna go have a party
fc:yeah!
s2:party!!!
gs:woohooo
h24:my house

gs- zane i don't mind if you die
zane- s..still dy..ing
gs- it's this thread i care about
*gs uses mysterious power to lift the thread back to the first page!*
zane- I..I'v never seen such a power!
gs- it's called BUMP

a:good bumping party?
gs:yeah!
zane:but dying *cough*
a:oh die already *shoots him*
zane:ow

*Claire and IM catch up to SMG and hear the terminator talking.*
Claire: Why am I expendable!!?? That's so not fair!
T800: Well, you gave irth to SMG in the past so your present self is not needed to live.
SMG: Well how does that explain how IM and I have to live - weren't we already born and already done our stuff in the past?
T800: No, using time travel IM is to travel to the past to save the one you refer to as Claire. YOU John Connor need to live your natural lifetime to gain victory over the machines.
SMG: All this time traveling is confusing.
IM: I second that.
*T1000 approaches*
T800: You 3 run, I'll slow him down and catch up with you later.
*SMG, Claire and IM run while the T800 has an epic battle with the T1000, slamming each other around and using guns.*

h24: my house....
gs:oo....what happened?
h24:Im....oooooo he...will pay.....
fc:do your messueses still exist?
h24:um yea...
fc:good...cause I want a message...
a:me too...
h24:yea...
gs:sounds good..
h24: *claps*
mt:yea?
h24:I need three more messeuses...and um, put up the IM proof sheild. over all the property.
a:you have an IM shield?
h24:just installed it. Now he cant come within 10 miles of my property

a:that's good on second thought party is at h24's house
zane:*regens*
gs:zane fix h24's house
zane:but i...
h24:hurry up zane

gs- ooohh yeah higher higher ...no no no.. looower good right there, yeah.. that's the spot
zane- i think i know where this picture goes
gs- zane just put h24's house back, and stop agruing with my instructions
zane- aww but i want a message
h24- once your done
a- hey H24 where can i get a IM proof sheild?

*The IM shield explodes*

IM, Claire and SMG: What was that huge explosion?
T800: The IM shield is faulty, no working ones are in existence because IM's awesomeness is too great to block.
IM: Did you tell him to say that?
SMG: No
Claire: I left webbing all over H24's house anyway.
IM and SMG: Ewwww!
IM: Perhaps we could trick the T1000 into chasing H24?
SMG: Yeah! We could say that in the future she's an important part of the resistance!
IM: We need to get it to understand though. Usually they just obey orders.

~H24's house~

*Pieces of IM shield are raining down hitting everyone*

H24: I'm gonna kill the salesman who sold me that shield! He down right lied to me about it being IM proof!

a:i bet it was im he probably sabotaged it
h24:
a:let's all get lunch pizza?
fc:is claude coming?
a:yup
fc:i'll get a chicken suit
claude:what?!

gs- haha chicken suit *claps*
claude-im not waering that
fc- yes you are
h24- Pizza!
gs- Pizza!
*gs &h24 run to get pizza but trip over piece of IM shield*
GS- ahhh my leg!
h24- ahh my elbow!

a:huh? *gs runs into her* ow!
claude:u can't make me oh pizza! *munch*
fc:costume time!
claude:i don't want to be a chicken...
fc:good times *slurp*
a:hawaiian pizza!
gs:suspension bridge cheese
h24:suspension bridge cheese!
a:hawaiian!!