I tell you Kev the economy is so bad the cost of lederhosen is up

I tell you Kev The economy is so bad, that salvation army made fortune 500 today

I tell you Kev the economy is so bad, that governer Schwartzeneger has ordered the state

departament to buy lottery tickets in hope that they will win and balance the budget...

Hey Kev you know what a kid does when you tell him there is no water boarding?
They don't go to the beach......

Hi Jay,

I heard the US was going to do a remake of Hogan's Heroes. But the US would not commit to it

I tell you Kev the economy is so bad, (you know) the old saying - " a womans work is never done?" We'll now they mean it



LOL
Dalet

Hey Jay,

Heard the latest news, in this 21 century Britain still practices untouchability. Thought that was only limited to few remote Indian caste/cultural practices.

Hey Guys,

You ever strike up a conversation with a married woman? You know how it goes. Someone or something allways steps in to nip it in the bud. Then they send in the gay guy to make you laugh and cry. Isn't life strange.

LOL

Dalet

[font="Comic Sans MS"][/font][size="3"][/size][color="#006400"][/color]I am surprised with all the jokes Jay has made about Miss Californias answer to Perez Hiltons question he didn't catch the strangest thing about it. She started her answer with"In my country...". Is that her way of saying California is no longer a part of the United States?

jay i need some advice..
im in love with octomom.
i started a site and got an email from fox.
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jay , what should i do?

Why has Jay not allowed John Melendez to do interviews like he did as Stuttering John?

I would like to see John Melendez interview Sharon Stone again.

Would it be the Tonight Show, which is very soon going to be taken over by Conan O'Brien? Jay Leno's upcoming new show in the fall? Or what else would be a good idea to host an idea I have?
This is my idea, whatever show accepts us in the future: My friend and I would have two segments of a DIY comedy serial about a Long-Haired Freak and a Groany-Voiced Heartthrob. The former is an ugly goofy-looking slacker who would be this millennium's Maynard G. Krebs (played by Bob "Gilligan" Denver in "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis" (1959-1963)), and not only is reluctant to get a job, but doesn't care about the world or responsibility. The latter is a handsome, charismatic, kind, humble, hard-working, and idealistic (if a bit ignorant) liberal who always falls in love with girls (like Dobie Gillis himself, played by Dwayne Hickman, but it's meant as a joke) who would always despise the Long-Haired Freak for his hideousness, and cartoony-looking nose. These two young men would have adventures together and unwittingly foils the plots of these two incompetent and no-so-evil (even though they try to be) criminals Yes, it does sound a lot like Rocky & Bullwinkle, but even though it would be live-action, we both will concentrate on the writing and avoid the mistakes of the dismal 2000 movie starring Robert De Niro as Fearless Leader with the OOP-UH-wrenchingly failed attempt to parody De Niro's own scene in Taxi Driver ("You talkin' to me?"). In fact, the main characters would all be unknowns who are friends with both of us. And that would include the different girl every plotline. Also, like the dismal animation of "Rocky and His Friends" (1959), especially in the opening 20-episode/40-segment plotline "Jet Fuel Formula," if we use CGI like they used cel animation in the beginning days of limited animation with, in addition to Jay Ward cartoons like Rocky 7 Bullwinkle, Hanna-Barbera ("Ruff and Reddy," "Huckelberry Hound," "Yogi Bear," "The Flinstones," "Top Cat"), and UPA (e.g. Gerald McBoing-Boing, Mr. Magoo). So, in other words, our live-action series' CGI would be to early Hanna-Barbera, etc., what The Mask (1994) starring Jim Carrey would be to Bugs Bunnyc creator Tex Avery's post-WB 1940's cartoons for MGM (which were as wacky as cartoons could be). The CGI will be very crude, probably as crude as the 2001 CGI fourth sequel to the 1964 Rankin-Bass stop-motion animation version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (the one with supporting characters like Hermey the dentist elf, Yukon Cornelius, Bumbles the Abominable Snow Monster), "...And the Island of Misfit Toys," which not only had crude CGI, but had a extremely inferior storyline, scripts and songs. No matter if the low-budget CGI my friend and I use are cruder than that bomb of a direct-to-DVD movie, we would concentrate and make the writing the best it can be! Our premise is to symbolize the hard times in not just New York, but America as a whole, and reflect on how the stock market crash affected all of us, using satire poking fun at certain topics related to post-Bush 43 America. And despite a lot of these episodes taking place in New York City, the crude CGI is used to show how I'm trying to practice and eventually get it better, like when Rocky & Bullwinkle's animation got slightly better from the beyond-limited animation by the Mexican Val-Mar Studios, and even Hanna-Barbera's animation got better from the Flintstones and beyond. Also, a lot of these serials I want to do have influences of the Simpsons in their prime, like seasons 4-8. Ironically, as some of you may know, Conan O'Brien was once a writer for the Simpsons who wrote 2 episodes for Season 4 ("New Kid on the Block," featuring Sara Gilbert from "Roseanne," as Bart's teenage love interest Laura Powers; and "Marge Vs. the Monorail") and 2 for Season 5 ("Homer Goes to College" and the wraparound segments for "Treehouse of Horror IV"). In addition, he guest-starred as himself on the "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" when interviewing Bart, who got famous for, as an assistant to Krusty the Klown, accidentally destroyed the stage and said, "I didn't do it." Of course, that proved to be "15 minutes of fame." As Krusty summed it up, "It happens all the time. That's show business for you: one day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day you're just some shmoe working in a box factory." I hope my friend and I don't end up working in a box factory for the rest of our lives, though. But my point is that O'Brien might like the fact that it would be influenced by classic "The Simpsons." And the humor would be more like it than Rocky & Bullwinkle, which would just be sort of a format template while the Simpsons would be a content influence. This wouldn't be a family show like Rocky & Bullwinkle with the silliness and bad puns for the kids and satire for the adults. It probably would be a TV-PG-ish show, and nowhere near as profane as South Park or as outrageous as Family Guy (and yes, despite that I like Stewie and Brian, Peter is a one-dimensional poor man's Homer Simpsons, and Lois, Meg and Chris are duller).
Anyway, my friend and I would get started by making videos of our idea for YouTube in possibly early 2010, by the time we graduate from college after one extra semester in our respective colleges. If we attract some attention, I still think we should get our start, after enough YouTube exposure, on an established variety/talk show with two segments per show. Would the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien that would have already started by then work? The Jay Leno Show starting in the fall? The Late Show with David Letterman? The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson (who once voiced Roddy MacStew, the Scottish mentor of Dexter Douglas, a.k.a. the title character in the 1995 Kids WB cartoon Freakazoid)? Or is there a more daytime variety show for that kind of surplus material, since I'm not sure segments like the one we want to do would work for a late night show, since a good amount of our audience would be teenagers who are obviously still in school so it wouldn't be good to stay up that late for them. In fact, the Simpsons, I think, is on Sundays at 8pm (7pm Central, 6pm Midwest, 5pm Pacific). So what do you all think?

I tell ya Jay I don't get no respect
I was at a party the other day and I ran into Daniel Craig (James Bond) - he hands me a set of keys and says, "Have them back in an hour!" It turns out they were the keys to his lawn mower

I don't get respect

I went to a homeless shelter last night and they handed out copies of the Beatles - can't by me love.

Dear Jay,

Katie should know by now that modesty is a virtue best dressed by men, and that is true in any language - but especially Latin. America suffers today from habitual brain drain and soon there will be no men left to fill the void.

The Dom


The air is so thin
the water is so dry
But why oh why won't a dom cry?

She can parse her lips with wet joy
and love a man like a rag doll toy.

So why oh why can't a dom cry.
You must know by now that we know why

a dom has no tears and cannot cry
So I will weep for the doms and cast a spell
that love is special and doms are plain hell.

I tell ya Jay I get no respect,

Yesterday I got a warning for following to closely. For the record I was not. It was a garbage truck for gods sake.

I tell ya Jay I get no respect,

I had G.E. build an automated wharehouse for our company and by the time they finished it management decided to move the operations.

P.S. They demolished the site to boot

I heard today that the luggage was now available from the US Airways 1549 that landed on the Hudson river in Boston. It made me think of a cute skit you could record and play.

Scene 1 (at airport in crowd)
(airport announcer): US Airways flight 1549 arriving in the Hudson River; your luggage is now available at baggage claim area A.

Scene 2 (at airport baggage claim area A - waiting for luggage):
(Luggage begins to come out of the conveyer with seaweed, dripping wet, dead fish, etc.)

I tell ya Jay I get no respect.


I tried out for American Idol last year and they told me that they would rather hear me sing thrpugh my butt.....

It's fleet week here in NY, and you know what that means?
Yup Enema sales are going to go through the roof at CVS...

Rodney Dangerfield? Is that you?

I get no respect!

They had a seat belt check point on the road the other day and I was cited a violation . The cop said I had to have my arms behind my back to be in compliance.

Can anyone out there offer suggestions on how to reach Jay personally? I'm not a time waster. I know of a very fine car I'm confident he would at least be interested in hearing about and or seeing.

Thanks,

Scotland Yard