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You have seen an example of just a few dealbreakers on 30 Rock. Now we
want to hear from you! Give us your favorite dealbreakers that made you
walk away, for good!
want to hear from you! Give us your favorite dealbreakers that made you
walk away, for good!
When you date someone who has a beanie baby collection, that'sa dealbreaker.
When your potential boss has a framed picture on his desk of his three ferrets Bobo, Sprinkles and Razor, that'sa dealbreaker.
When the child your babysitting complains she "can't go down this slide" when it's a set of plastic stairs at a Mcdonald's play gym, that'sa dealbreaker.. for that child's future. I actually did walk away from this, I just left her there.
I'm kidding. I made these up. Except for the last one.
When your potential boss has a framed picture on his desk of his three ferrets Bobo, Sprinkles and Razor, that'sa dealbreaker.
When the child your babysitting complains she "can't go down this slide" when it's a set of plastic stairs at a Mcdonald's play gym, that'sa dealbreaker.. for that child's future. I actually did walk away from this, I just left her there.
I'm kidding. I made these up. Except for the last one.
I know the dealbreaker is a catch phrase for women, but these are things I have heard from women that were deal breakers for me:
Stop That! My body is a temple of the Holy Spirit!
Did you hear what Rush said today?
I got that tattoo in prison.
These first lunch dates are always so awkward. Let’s get the basics out of the way. Where do you work? How long how you been employed? How much do you make? What kind of car do you drive? Do you own your home? Do you have health and dental insurance? How much do you make…did I ask that already?
I love Jessica Simpson so much more now that she’s gone country!
Mel Gibson was right, the Jews ARE responsible for starting all of the wars.
I have every season of the Lawrence Welk show on DVD.
My favorite book is a collection of romantic poetry. I read it to my 14 cats.
I’m not laughing, I think it’s a nice size.
Stop That! My body is a temple of the Holy Spirit!
Did you hear what Rush said today?
I got that tattoo in prison.
These first lunch dates are always so awkward. Let’s get the basics out of the way. Where do you work? How long how you been employed? How much do you make? What kind of car do you drive? Do you own your home? Do you have health and dental insurance? How much do you make…did I ask that already?
I love Jessica Simpson so much more now that she’s gone country!
Mel Gibson was right, the Jews ARE responsible for starting all of the wars.
I have every season of the Lawrence Welk show on DVD.
My favorite book is a collection of romantic poetry. I read it to my 14 cats.
I’m not laughing, I think it’s a nice size.
1. she had a penis.
2. she had contact with aliens from space.
3. her estranged was due for parole
4. she kisses her father on the mouth.
5. she let me see her take a dump.
6. she threw up in my bed.
7. she would only give me oral sex when i was on the phone with my mother.
8. talked in her sleep saying, 'I'm gonna slit yer gizzard'.
9. flashes her jugs to get discounts at pizzeria.
10. her vibrator is the size of a bor's head bologna.
2. she had contact with aliens from space.
3. her estranged was due for parole
4. she kisses her father on the mouth.
5. she let me see her take a dump.
6. she threw up in my bed.
7. she would only give me oral sex when i was on the phone with my mother.
8. talked in her sleep saying, 'I'm gonna slit yer gizzard'.
9. flashes her jugs to get discounts at pizzeria.
10. her vibrator is the size of a bor's head bologna.
QUOTE (lowereastside @ May 16 2009, 12:35 PM) 
1. she had a penis.
2. she had contact with aliens from space.
3. her estranged was due for parole
4. she kisses her father on the mouth.
5. she let me see her take a dump.
6. she threw up in my bed.
7. she would only give me oral sex when i was on the phone with my mother.
8. talked in her sleep saying, 'I'm gonna slit yer gizzard'.
9. flashes her jugs to get discounts at pizzeria.
10. her vibrator is the size of a bor's head bologna.
2. she had contact with aliens from space.
3. her estranged was due for parole
4. she kisses her father on the mouth.
5. she let me see her take a dump.
6. she threw up in my bed.
7. she would only give me oral sex when i was on the phone with my mother.
8. talked in her sleep saying, 'I'm gonna slit yer gizzard'.
9. flashes her jugs to get discounts at pizzeria.
10. her vibrator is the size of a bor's head bologna.
LOL! And I thought I dated some winners! LOL
4. she kisses her father on the mouth... open mouthed
The first admission of sincere theism.
How about when , before allowing you to look at his lecture notes, he asks "Are your hands clean?"
when your best guy friend dates you and is caught screwing your best girlfriend (who was dating your other best guy friend).
thats definitely deal breaker ladies
thats definitely deal breaker ladies
QUOTE (NBCAngelcore @ May 7 2009, 01:18 PM)
You have seen an example of just a few dealbreakers on 30 Rock. Now we
want to hear from you! Give us your favorite dealbreakers that made you
walk away, for good!
want to hear from you! Give us your favorite dealbreakers that made you
walk away, for good!
Now you can tweet your dealbreakers on Twitter! Just post your favorite dealbreakers and be sure to add the #dealbreaker hashtag and maybe we can make this a trending topic!!
QUOTE (nbcskampy @ Oct 29 2009, 05:00 PM)
Now you can tweet your dealbreakers on Twitter! Just post your favorite dealbreakers and be sure to add the #dealbreaker hashtag and maybe we can make this a trending topic!!
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Use of emoticons.
Faster #dealbreaker: use of animated emoticons instead of words while chatting.
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QUOTE (NBCAngelcore @ May 7 2009, 01:18 PM)
You have seen an example of just a few dealbreakers on 30 Rock. Now we
want to hear from you! Give us your favorite dealbreakers that made you
walk away, for good!
want to hear from you! Give us your favorite dealbreakers that made you
walk away, for good!
If your boyfriend has a boyfriend, that's a Dealbreaker.
When your boyfriend calls in sick to work b/c he "ran out of pants" ....... and he has a PhD in Statistics. Analyzing/determining statistical significance is one thing; matching up the number of days in a work week to the number of clean pants in your closet is quite another.
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