i feel left out and want to do a parody as well....it seems lik a fun band wagon....im thinking either Heroes/Boardies Lost or Heroes/Boardies Amazing race.....idk i just want to write one.....

Even Better!! I got it Heroes/Boardies The Real World!! Yeah that what im gonna do.....I dont own The Real World or and characters and certainly not the boardies......

*announcer voice* Four boardies and Four Heroes all living under one roof!! How will it end who will become friends who will becme enemies? Find out Here on Heroes/Boardies The Real World!!
*enters boardies*
FC: I hope Nathan is here! and i hope i dont have to room with SCMO i peeked into his suitcase...its full of Sylar posters and paraphinalia.

SCMO: *bounces up and down* Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!

IM: *drags a card board box* Im so excited to be here! I eve brought my card board box and collection of siney things.

A: Riiiight....Peter should be here is all I have to say...IM are those hand grenades?

IM: *slides box back* Uhh....no they are um....un ripe pinapples....yeah I'll go with that.

*enters Heroes*
Peter: I have always wanted to go to Vegas but Nathan said it would be bad for his image. Does that guy with the hand grenades look like me or and I crazy?

Claire: You are crazy but yeah he does....and Claire likey!!

Peter: *faceplamz* You did not just speak in thrid person did you?

Nathan: Yeah she did....I so call dibs on the biggest room! *fc tackles him* Ahh get her off me!!

FC: NATHAN!!!

Sylar: Hey uh Claire you left your bags in the elevator.

Claire :Yeah I know its you boys job to get them.

Sylar : *shrugs* I threw them out the window.

Claire: You What?!?

SCMO: *tackles Sylar* Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!

Peter: Oh my god we have entered a mad house.

Sylar: *claws at ground as SCMO drags him away* Help me!! Hes taking me back to his lair!!

A: Yeah I'm so not going there....

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uh i ws bored and this is what u got....

umm....yeah anyone have comments for me....

i like it!!! ur dragging him to your lair

Evil likey...

*sveral hours later*

Peter: Sy you owe me!! *sprays SCMO with squirt bottle*

SCMO: hisssssssss *claws at water spraying him*

FC: Yeah your lucky i packed his obedience kit.

Sylar: Kisses Peter and fc's feet* thank you!! It was horrible! I was everywhere!! On the wall, on the floor, i was his bed spread!!

FC: Ewww you got your Sylr germs on my feet!

A: This is great and all but I'm hungry can we go out and eat?

Nathan: Well we would but the producers just told me giving us a car would be a liabilty because of him *points at SCMO*

SCMO: Who me? *jumps for Sylar action figure the claireis holding above him* I can cook!! I'll make dinner!!! *runs to kitchen*

Claire: I don't wanna eat anything he makes....who knows what he did to it...

SCMO: *pops head out of kitchen* Hey Peter come here.

Peter: Uh ok? *walks over* What?

SCMO: How many roofies do you tink it would take to make a guy say....Sylars height and weight down?

Peter: Uh i dont know....

IM: Oh SCMO thats easy aout three or four...of course I have only ued tranquilizer not roofies.....

Claire: *paws at IM* I just love a man who knows things....

Peter&Nathan: *each grab an arm* He doesnt need your self healing herpes.

A: Seriously are we going to eat his food?

FC: why not it cant be that bad?

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These things made me literally.

im glad you liked it

hey i like peter and sylar too! this is awesome! Totally sounds like me but your food sounds scary

That's fantastic! you even got the box in there [and weapons!].
Claire.

*the next morning*
Claire: I'm starving hurry up Peter!!

Peter:*yells from kitchen* I'm a nurse not a short order cook!!

SCMO: why couldnt I cook breakfast? Dinner wasnt that bad....

Nathan: Are you kidding? It ate Claire's hand!!

FC: And you set the sink on fire.

IM: while it was filled with water!!

A: and then you pretended to faint!

Sylar: and when I gave you cpr you put your toinge in my mouth!!

SCMO: The las one is your fault.

Claire: you did kinda bring that one onto yourself.

Nathan: she is right you know....

FC: wheres my damn breakfast!!!

Peter: Jeez guys here it is *lays out food*

A: it took you fouty five minutes to make us cereal....

SCMO: These arent Sylar puffs i refuse to eat them....

Nathan: Sylar puffs??

FC: To be fair he clearly put them on the shopping list.

SCMO: Yeah I did.

Peter: well at least this breakfast wont kill us!!

SCMO: oh wa wa one little near eath experience and you go all soft like a baby!!

Claire: it ate my arm!!!

IM: whatever im hungry. *eats cereal*

Claire: *scoots chair closer to IM* I like a man who knows what he wants....

FC: *whispers to A* Yeah and IM probably wants a girl who isnt the village bicycle...

A: what do you mean?

FC: i mean everyones had had a ride on it....

Peter: I heard that!!

SCMO: herad what? Hey look its Sylar!! *jumps across table*

Sylar: Oh joy..and you made me room with this I swear i felt his beady little eyes staring at me all night...

Peter: aww be nice he has a crush on you!

Sylar: a crush? he stole my underwear!!

SCMO: that reminds me *fishes in pocket* a you owe me ten dollars Peter does wear thongs *holds out pink thong*

Claire: Thats mine!!

SCMO: wierd I found it in Peters bag...

Nathan: Pete why was Claires thong in your bag?

FC: It makes him feel pretty!!

*everyone but Peter is laughing*

Claire: Hey where did my thong go?

IM: i have no idea *innocent face*

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uh...thats what i got tonight enjoy....

Sylar Puffs

My cereal of choice....or should i say "serial" of choice....haha

I sound so... familiar...


Its great SCMO!

He captures your essence really well, I think, in his words

Yay!! Im s glad u guys like it!!!

45 minutes for cereal? dang it must be all soggy by then...he doesn't wear a thong

my parody says otherwise

Not a thong, but a banana hammock.

hmmm those to but he occasionally wears his pink lacy thong.....

Could I have my ninja gear in there as well? This is fun to read

Thanks!! I will try for sure Claire will definitly be into ninja gear....

u could make me spout off about vampires and such if u would like

Those are my favorite parts of part 1


Favorites from part2


Favorites from part3 love that owe me ten bucks thing


I love all of it but these are my highlights

Yay!! Im gald you like it!!

A: Well thanks to SCMO we have no food left....

Peter: Fine we'll just go shopping. Nathan convinced the show to give us a car but SCMO has to wear a car seat.

SCMO: No!!! I dont wanna!!

FC: To bad we are going to the mall get in the seat!!

Claire: Thats a mini van. I dont do minivans.

FC: *glares*

Claire: Oh yay a mini van!! *runs to van*

Nathan: So I think we should split up so that we all get what we want. think pairs would work.

Claire: I call IM!!

IM: fine with me....But we are stopping at Ninja's R Us i need more throwing stars.

Peter Ok fine but whose going with....him *points to car seat*

FC: I call Nathan!!

Sylar: But-

FC: I. Call. Nathan!!

Sylar: Ok ok fine!! *whispers to A* call me before he does!!

A: Fine I call Sylar!!

SCMO: Nooooooo faaaaaaaiiiiiirrrrrr!!!!

IM: you just pulled a Claire!!

Claire: Tttttttthhhhhaaaaattttttssssss noooooooootttttttt funnnnnnnnyyyyyyy!!

FC&A: Yeah it is!!!

A: Sorry Peter you got SCMO!!

Peter: Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Sylar: whos being mean now?

Peter: It was fine wen he was after you now its not.....

Nathan: Hypocrite.

FC: i know for real...

Peter: Fine I get it...Nathan wanna trade?

FC: Not on your life bucko!!

SCMO: Hi Peter

Peter: *facepalms* One of you gets him next time....

I'm so aggressive! I love it! And SCMO, you know Sylar would want you!

Thanks FC!!! I think eventually i shall wear him down....

^Hmmm...

This parody rocks btw

Thank but whats the "hmmmmm" for?? u'll be making an appereance soon btw....

The 'hmm' was pure boredom

Yay I can't wait !!

This parody is awesome scmo! yay i get sylar!

Now, A, dont break him. You'll have to get a refund.

me break him?

Yeah...i thought so.

I did a Real World/Heroes parody. It was only one installment though.

This was funny. "Sylar Puffs" was the best part.

Thank you!! Im going to kill West next installment....I'm so glad everyone likes it....

I love this the highlight of my day .

Nathan: So were here now we each get one hour no more no less.

Claire: but this is a mall!! I cant only spend an hour here!!

Nathan: Dont make me paddle your backside girl.

FC: I have a steamroller you know!!

Claire: Fine an hour....

SCMO: faster pony faster!! *On Peters back*

Peter: Get off me!! I'm not a horse!

Sylar: So gald I have you A.....

A: Yeah but you should be nicer to SCMO he really does like you

Sylar: Yeah maybe to much....

SCMO: Your bangs make great reigns! So soft to!!

Peter: Gee glad you apporve.

FC: Poor Peter....SCMO means well.

Nathan: Yeah Petey should suck it up though....

IM: Claire come on we are wasting time.

Claire: So effiecint i think I'm in love....

IM: I think I know a better wa to spend our hour *takes Claires hands and leads away*

Peter: Dont even think about it SCMO

SCMO: Fine....I would rather do that with Sylar anyway

FC: Oh Nathan...

Nathan: I dont like that look in your eyes....

FC: *jumps on Nathan* Pucker up big boy!!

A: Its like a pit of lust....I'm going shopping.

Sylar: Yeah me to.

SCMO: Come here!! *runs after Peter*

Peter: No!! *trips* Oh no!!

SCMO: *huggles* You smell good to.

Peter: Oh joy.....

LOL! I jump like a natetigger!

SCMO, this is great! I just finished catching up. I love it!

I'm really suprised that you guys like this....Thanks!!!

Yay, ninja store! Could you have me go buy a bandanna too? It could be really funny like everyone asking why I'm blindfolded and I have to explain its ABOVE the eyes This is great

Okey doeky guys we r at the mall and some other boardies and one creeper make a guest appearance.....
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Claire: Whhhhhhhyyyyy do IIIIIII haaaaavvvvveeeee toooooo carrrrrrryyyyy the boooooooxxxxxx.

IM: I told you that if you whined you had to carry everything we buy.

Claire: Your lucky I adore you.

IM: Yeah I am pretty great. *lightning fast pulls out sword and spins around*

West: *coughs up blood* Oh my gosh you impaled me with a ninja sword.

IM: I would sa sorry but I'm not. Never try to sneak up on a ninja.

Claire: West what were you doing here anyway?

West: Oh my guts *trys to put them back in* I saw TV and knew you wuld be here Claire.

IM: Well you will slowly die as you try in vain to keep you inards in place....have fun.

West: Claire save me!!!

Claire: Um how about not this is a new top and I dont wanna get blood on it...

West: Oh....the pain....

IM: hey Claire the are having a sale at the army surplus store.

Claire: OK!!! lets go!!

Mall Cop: *to west* Sir this is a no bleeding zone I'm going to ask you to leave now.

West: I cant move!!

Mall Cop: Not my problem....creeper....
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Peter: had no idea there was an "Everyting Sylar Store"

SCMO: Yeah I love this place. My boardie bestie owns it.

LMKA: SCMO *huggles* Peter.....

Peter: what did I do??

SCMO: Dont take it personally your just not Sylar.

Peter: Then why do you like me?

SCMO: I am a guy of many likes....

Peter: riiiiight...

LMKA: we just got a shippment of new Sylar cups and plates.

SCMO: I must have them!!!
*twenty mintues later*
LMKA: *huggles* Bye SCMO!!! Peter.....

Peter: Syalr Puffs are real who knew. *eats out of box* And they taste good...whats that strange after taste?

SCMO: Oh thats the sexy.

LMKA: Thats the best part.

SCMO: Bye LMKA *huggles* Come on Peter *grabs Peters hand*

Peter: where are we going?

SCMO: The everything Peter store of course...

Peter: Theres one of those
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Nathan: Let me come up for air!!

FC: Fine you get 10 seconds...

Nathan: *bigs breathes of air* Ok ready to go.

FC: we should do some shopping later. *has her way with Nathan*

Nathan: Or we could do this for an hour.....

FC: Your a pedophile you know that....

Nathan: You dont seem to mind.

FC: Not a bit.
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Sylar: Do you want to hold my hand?

A: No for the thousandth time.

Sylar: oh sorry I'm just so used to SCMO clinging al over me....

A: Awww hes grown on you!!

Sylar: Yea I guess but never tell hi- Is that an "Everything Sylar" store?

A: Oh yeah its pretty cool.

Sylar: Is that cereal with my face on it?

A: Yeah sylar Puffs they are pretty good.
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-i will fnish later i g2g.....

Hey! There's only about...uh, twenty eight years diff!

No bleeding zone..

thanks!!
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A: Looks like we are the first ones back to the car.

Sylar: Yeah looks like it...

A: Is that West dying on the sidewalk??

Sylar: Yeah it is...

A: wanna go kick him till everyone else gets here?

Sylar: You know it!!

*kicking West*

West: ahhhh! stop you just crushed my intestines!!

A: yeah I know isnt it great!!

Sylar: Is this your spleen?

West: yeah i think....

Sylar: not anymore *squashes spleen*

Peter: awwww hes dead and I never got to kick him...

SCMO: Me niether...

Peter: Its ok SCMO we might get to kick Caitlyn someday.

SCMO: hooray!!

A: I want a piece of that action!

i didn't even get to hold sylar's hand?!

no bleeding zone awesome peter and sylar everything store!!

sorry A but you will....im making u our resident "sane" boardies....

LOL!!! No-Bleeding Zone!!!

Thank you for killing West slowly. I feel like you've honored my request, and that means a lot to me