4everlyPurple
Jul 15 2009, 08:15 AM
I'm bored so I'm gonna guess some baby names (you guys can join me if you want)
So, I really hope that it's a girl cause A: Girls rock! B: There are enough boys in The Office, not enough girls C: It seems like every baby born on T.V. is a boy and I'm tired of it D: Jim and Pam would just be better with a boy, I don't know why, but that's how I feel. But, I'll do both genders (that's what she said)
Girl: Amy, Becca
Boy: (I think someone already mentioned) Ben, Matthew
I'll add more as I think of them (and yes, I do need a life)
vbarkley
Jul 28 2009, 11:20 PM
I split this from The Pam Dichotomy, because I thought it was a fun idea.
Boy - Henry Scott, because I like the sound of Henry Halpert, and Scott after Michael Scott.
Girl - Larissa Michelle, after Jim's mom, and of course, Michael.
I think their gonna have to have Michael's name used in some way.
buymeacoke_1
Jul 29 2009, 12:00 AM
Cool thread Veebs.
I'm not good at naming babies, but I like names that go together and flow. Syllables are important. You should end up with an odd number of syllables. So since Halpert has two, then the first name should have one, three, or five syllables. I regret not following this rule with my own children.
Benjamin Halpert = five syllables, good
Jessica Halpert = five syllables, good
Mary Halpert = four syllables, no good
Barak Halpert = four syllables, no good
Involved_Intrusive_Weird
Jul 29 2009, 12:31 AM
How about
Girl: Morgan Larissa Halpert
Ella Marie Halpert
Boy: David James Halpert
Kenneth James Halpert
This is fun. I really liked Henry & Benjamin. Those are great!
buymeacoke_1
Jul 29 2009, 12:39 AM
Oh....I got it. Pan Halpert if it's a girl. (I'm watching The Injury on TBS.)
4everlyPurple
Jul 29 2009, 06:45 AM
QUOTE (buymeacoke_1 @ Jul 29 2009, 01:00 AM)

Cool thread Veebs.
I'm not good at naming babies, but I like names that go together and flow. Syllables are important. You should end up with an odd number of syllables. So since Halpert has two, then the first name should have one, three, or five syllables. I regret not following this rule with my own children.
Benjamin Halpert = five syllables, good
Jessica Halpert = five syllables, good
Mary Halpert = four syllables, no good
Barak Halpert = four syllables, no good
I like the counting syllables thing. I always like to count letters. Normally I like even lettered names but since Jim and Pam both have odd, I thought it would be weird if the baby had even, so I used odd lettered names.
Love Ben and Jessica by the way.
Jenl212
Jul 29 2009, 12:22 PM
I think it will be a boy. Everyone I know is having boys at the moment - where did all the girls go?!
Jazzman_1
Jul 29 2009, 08:32 PM
Accidental Offspring Halpert, so they can refer to him as a happy little Accident.
Fancy_New_Becca
Jul 29 2009, 11:38 PM
if they have a girl...
kimberly or possibly sarah
if it's a boy..
james or thomas
MichaelxHolly
Jul 30 2009, 01:18 AM
I'm kinda either way on whether it's a boy or a girl. If it's a girl, I really like Anna. Kinda cute.

But, on the other hand, I hope it's a boy. It means that Jim can bring out his fatherly skills and teach him baseball and stuff. Ben is my favorite for a boy.
4everlyPurple
Jul 30 2009, 07:01 AM
Anyone else wondering if it's twins?
tacky_sharks
Jul 30 2009, 01:02 PM
I like the double H too, so just for fun...
Haylee Ann Halpert
Holden James Halpert
rocker creed
Jul 30 2009, 04:34 PM
It's a boy -
Marmaduke Halpert
'Marmaduke' is a great name! He would be called 'Duke' for short, but the full name of 'Marmaduke' sounds country-club-ivy-league-big-money sounding.
scrantonmom
Jul 30 2009, 07:45 PM
Well, I might be dating myself here but I think in honor of "Big Tuna" I suggest the name Charlie-as in Charlie the Tuna from old StarKist Tuna commercials....
But seriously, I think that JAM would lean towards traditional names like Amanda and Joe.
cupidSparrow
Aug 1 2009, 02:54 AM
eh... I think for a boy he should definatly be a Jr. because Jim is just that great. They can call him "Jimmy." and for a girl i think Nora Jennifer is very pretty.
I really can't wait to see what happens! *screeches inside myself*
vbarkley
Aug 9 2009, 05:44 PM
QUOTE (buymeacoke_1 @ Jul 29 2009, 01:00 AM)

Mary Halpert = four syllables, no good
Barak Halpert = four syllables, no good

I can't see Barak, no matter how many syllables the last name is.
QUOTE (rocker creed @ Jul 30 2009, 05:34 PM)

'Marmaduke' is a great name! He would be called 'Duke' for short, but the full name of 'Marmaduke' sounds country-club-ivy-league-big-money sounding.
No, it sounds like that big doofus dog from the comics.

For an Ivy League name, you need something like Beaumont, so you can nickname him Beau or Biff or Monty. I don't think Jim and Pam are Ivy league people though. They're a little more
Penn State Schuykill Campus.
4everlyPurple
Aug 9 2009, 08:45 PM
Marmaduke could be Andy's baby's name. But for Jim and Pam...no. Just no.
SoSayWeAll
Aug 9 2009, 09:55 PM
QUOTE (4everlyPurple @ Aug 9 2009, 08:45 PM)

Marmaduke could be Andy's baby's name. But for Jim and Pam...no. Just no.
Totally agree...
I don't have any kids yet, but here are some I like:
Girl names: Anna, Leah, Claire
Boy names: Max, Levi, Ethan
MelloJello_resorbed
Aug 13 2009, 02:15 PM
well, duh!
the baby should obviously be named Jammie!
or
PB Ann Jay
or perhaps, in honor of all JAM fans:
Patience
Lacey_NardDog
Aug 19 2009, 11:19 PM
I love the name Ethan! Also Ben just sounds like its something Pam and Jim would pick. It would be hilarious if they named the baby after Dwight
MelloJello_resorbed
Aug 20 2009, 12:01 PM
QUOTE (Lacey_NardDog)

It would be hilarious if they named the baby after Dwight

or Mose, in honor of their first "night away together"
4everlyPurple
Aug 23 2009, 08:41 PM
Now that I think about it, I don't think it's about names for Jim and Pam's kid. It's about NICKnames. I mean, seriously, how many times are people gonna call the kid by his or her real name? I know I won't. And Andy certainly won't. I can't recall one time that he called Jim by his real name instead of Big Tuna. So, now I'm wondering, what nickname do you think best suits this kid?
I'm going with Tiny Tuna.
MelloJello_resorbed
Aug 24 2009, 10:43 AM
QUOTE (4everlyPurple @ Aug 23 2009, 08:41 PM)

I'm going with Tiny Tuna.
I agree about nicknames. My parents rarely called us by our names, instead we were Punkin, Bumbo, Tootle or Punkin seed. My favorite aunt called us cricket.
how about Jamster? or Bit o' Jam?
4everlyPurple
Aug 24 2009, 12:15 PM
QUOTE (MelloJello_resorbed @ Aug 24 2009, 10:43 AM)

I agree about nicknames. My parents rarely called us by our names, instead we were Punkin, Bumbo, Tootle or Punkin seed. My favorite aunt called us cricket.
how about Jamster? or Bit o' Jam?
Ha, I'm always Pheebster (my name is Phoebe). I like the Bit 'O Jam. I've also heard Jambino. It would be easier if we knew if it was a boy or girl. Then it could be Jelly Junior if it was a boy. How about Jell-O, after Dwight's office supplies being put in Jell-O. Plus isn't Jell-O like the kid version of Jelly?
MelloJello_resorbed
Aug 24 2009, 12:28 PM
QUOTE (4everlyPurple @ Aug 24 2009, 12:15 PM)

Ha, I'm always Pheebster (my name is Phoebe). I like the Bit 'O Jam. I've also heard Jambino. It would be easier if we knew if it was a boy or girl. Then it could be Jelly Junior if it was a boy. How about Jell-O, after Dwight's office supplies being put in Jell-O. Plus isn't Jell-O like the kid version of Jelly?
well, here in Missouri "jelly" means a preserve made from fruit juice and pectin, it's basically jam without seeds or skin. Jell-O is flavored gelatin dessert, they also make puddings. I'm not sure about PA, but I'll bet it's the same.
but since both "jelly" (as in PB&J) and Jell-O are Office related, they both work.
abbylovesJAM
Aug 25 2009, 09:03 PM
Girl: Alba Marie Halpert
Boy: Benjamin (Ben) Bryce Halpert
Office_holic
Aug 25 2009, 09:08 PM
Michael Gary Halpert

I can so see Michael offering this as a name and totally meaning it.
I hope Pam hasnt spilled any names as we know Phyllis may want to steal them.
Future_Creed
Aug 25 2009, 11:35 PM
Roy
princessunicorn
Aug 26 2009, 02:09 AM
QUOTE
Roy
haha, nice one, future creed.
Boy: Michael Dwight Halpert
Girl: Angela Phyllis Halpert
Probably not, but I have a slight feeling that the middle name, at least, will be another main character's name. (I'm guessing Michael)
TheMightyZan
Aug 26 2009, 09:53 AM
For girls, I like ~ Piper or Kerrigan
For boys ~ Gordon or Aiden.
ben_kersey
Aug 26 2009, 09:59 AM
What if it's not even Jim's baby?
They might end up naming him Roy Jr.
Office_holic
Aug 26 2009, 10:45 AM
QUOTE (ben_kersey @ Aug 26 2009, 10:59 AM)

What if it's not even Jim's baby?
They might end up naming him Roy Jr.
100.1% doubtful. The Office is not a daytime soap opera even with Kelly Kapoor.
4everlyPurple
Aug 26 2009, 11:52 AM
QUOTE (Office_holic @ Aug 26 2009, 10:45 AM)

100.1% doubtful. The Office is not a daytime soap opera even with Kelly Kapoor.

Ha, well put. The reason that I watch The Office instead of 90210 is because the relationships don't make me cringe. That and I feel bad because the people are too pretty for me.
Pitpensfan
Aug 26 2009, 02:57 PM
I like the name Alexis for a girl and Ben for a boy.
Alexis Halpert <3
Pitpensfan
Aug 26 2009, 03:41 PM
or they could name her bailey (or him ben) so that they could have PB&J!!!
Pam Bailey& Jim
or
Pam Ben & Jim
MelloJello_resorbed
Aug 27 2009, 09:51 AM
QUOTE (Pitpensfan @ Aug 26 2009, 03:41 PM)

Pam Bailey & Jim
love it!
or you could use that idea for twins. I can just hear Jim say
"this is Patricia Bailey and Johnny, or as we call them, lil' PB&J"
crazyofficefan11
Aug 27 2009, 10:00 AM
I still can't believe that they are expecting!
Girls: Molly, Zoe or Emily...
Boys: I love Ben or Henry...but someone said those already

i have a feeling that they will have a girl...but i'm not getting my hopes up!
4everlyPurple
Aug 27 2009, 10:32 AM
QUOTE (Pitpensfan @ Aug 26 2009, 03:41 PM)

or they could name her bailey (or him ben) so that they could have PB&J!!!
Pam Bailey& Jim
or
Pam Ben & Jim
That's what I was thinking. It's gonna bother me if they keep up with the PB and J thing. That's why I like Ben cause it has 3 letters (Jim, Pam) and it starts with a B (peanut Butter).
Ha, I'm so obsessive.
Jenius129
Aug 27 2009, 05:39 PM
I think for a girl:
Jenna Halpert (Jenna after Jenna Fischer who plays Pam and because it's pretty)
OR: Charlotte Marie Halpert.
Boy:
Dwight Halpert (JK

)
Really name it:
Jeff Halpert
or
Patrick Scott Halpert (Gotta use Michael's name!)
doolgirl25
Aug 27 2009, 06:53 PM
If it's a boy, JD. James Dwight.
If it's a girl, Ariel of the sea. Afterall, it is half tuna.
MelloJello_resorbed
Aug 28 2009, 10:32 AM
QUOTE (doolgirl25 @ Aug 27 2009, 06:53 PM)

If it's a girl, Ariel of the sea. Afterall, it is half tuna.
so if it's a boy, they should name it Charlie!
for those of you too young to know why....
Sorry Charlie
Krilymcc
Aug 28 2009, 12:02 PM
Here's my guess:
girl: Eleanor Larissa
boy: David James
tealtitan7
Aug 29 2009, 12:38 PM
So excited for the sixth season!:)

I like:
Girl: Clara/Clare, Emma, Amanda
OR:
Boy: Justin, Brian, Andrew(that could be an episode plot; Andy being all annoying cause he thinks the babys named after him!)
QUOTE (4everlyPurple @ Jul 30 2009, 07:01 AM)

Anyone else wondering if it's twins?
AWWWW MANN, SMART THINKING! i would NEVER have come up with that! good plan though!
QUOTE (cupidSparrow @ Aug 1 2009, 02:54 AM)

eh... I think for a boy he should definatly be a Jr. because Jim is just that great. They can call him "Jimmy." and for a girl i think Nora Jennifer is very pretty.
I really can't wait to see what happens! *screeches inside myself*

As somebody NAMED Nora, i think that would be SO cool! I NEVER meet people named Nora! Maybe I would if they named her that!
princessunicorn
Aug 30 2009, 12:42 AM
QUOTE (tealtitan7 @ Aug 29 2009, 12:43 PM)

As somebody NAMED Nora, i think that would be SO cool! I NEVER meet people named Nora! Maybe I would if they named her that!
I looove that name. Nora Jennifer is a great idea, cupidSparrow. I actually want to name my daughter Lenora June. Presumably, we'd call her Nora for short.
mykitty1
Aug 30 2009, 02:08 AM
QUOTE (Lacey_NardDog @ Aug 20 2009, 12:19 AM)

I love the name Ethan! Also Ben just sounds like its something Pam and Jim would pick. It would be hilarious if they named the baby after
Deadwood 
yep, awesome name~it maybe a boy~
tealtitan7
Aug 30 2009, 10:20 AM
QUOTE (princessunicorn @ Aug 30 2009, 12:42 AM)

I looove that name. Nora Jennifer is a great idea, cupidSparrow. I actually want to name my daughter Lenora June. Presumably, we'd call her Nora for short.
I'm all for it
ANDYFAN143
Aug 30 2009, 06:27 PM
Ok... i think the name should be Jacqueline! its a good name!
so... Jacqueline Halpert! that sounds cool right?

Nora Jennifer is a weird name! no offense!
Jam123
Aug 30 2009, 06:37 PM
I think that they should name the baby if it is a girl Jacqueline Halpert!!!! that would be soooooo cute!
if it is a boy they should name it michael or name him after jim!
ANDYFAN143
Aug 31 2009, 04:16 PM
it should be JACQUELINE! dont you like that name?
QUOTE (Jam123 @ Aug 30 2009, 06:37 PM)

I think that they should name the baby if it is a girl Jacqueline Halpert!!!! that would be soooooo cute!
if it is a boy they should name it michael or name him after jim!
that is a good name!
Love4JimandRyan
Aug 31 2009, 06:25 PM
I have a feeling it will be a boy, because Jan had a girl.
Also, I've always had a feeling they would name the baby Michael, or something to do with that.
But if they don't, I would say James.
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