A mash of Roman history done boardie stlye by urs truly SCMO....first post should be up tonight....I will try to be historically accurate butit mostly wont be...

Cato (Kay.Toe)

Cicero (sis.er.oh)

Caesar (see.sir)

Quintus (Quint.tus)

Tiro (tea.row)

Julia (jew.lee.uh)

Tulia (two.lee.uh)

Calpurnia (kal. pur. nia)

i think that will be all the roman names i use.....

Don't worry too much about historical accuracy, I'm sure no one will mind

Nice

This should be fun

Looking forward to this!

Awesome. Can't wait.

Hmm...Quintus. Gee, i wonder who that will be.

Sulla (Sul.ah)
Pompeii (Pom.pee)
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*all i well in the senate....or is it?*

ECicero: Sulla has invaded my beloved Rome!! He shal ruin the Republic. I must write orations!!!

SCMOTiro: But master Sulla hates you. He will surely destroy you. You must flee to Athens!!

ECicero: But Athens is booooooring. Everyone will forget about me and my wonderous glory!

SCMOTiro: You shall not survive Sulla's rule! He has set out perscription lists!! All on them will die!

ECicero: Fine....I do so enjoy living....

*in the House of Julie also known as the House of Julius*

NathanCaesar: Dearest Calpurnia I need legions! Power will be mine!

FCalpurnia: Arnt you ahead of yourself? I'm mean SCMO history book says you haveto wait till Sulla dies.

ClaireJulia: Daaaaaaadddddddy!

NathanCaesar: Shut up Julia!! I will put you on Sulla's list!!!

WiggySulla: To late!! She has annoyed me for the last time!

FCalpurnia: here take her we don't want her thats for sure.

ClaireJulia: Moooooooommmmmmmy!!!

FCalpurnia I'm not your mother!!, I Just married you hot father!

*in the senate*

HLGCato: Pompeii! You must save us!

IMPompeii: Fine give me legions!

HLGCato: Never!!!

IMPompeii: Fine I will kill him myself. I need something to do anyway.

WestCaligula: Look at my horse! Hes a senator! And my wife!! *kisses horse*

SylarCrasus: Wow...i ame into the wrong part of this.....
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uh this is crack heady but it is a complete blending of roman history....so yeah it should get better soon...i hope....

so what do you think?? eac one will be segments of everyones story....if you dont like something feel free to tell me...

hahaha nice... only... I'd never asked to be saved.... by anyone no matter who I "am"

This is fabulous!

HLG, Cato is a senator. He couldnt save himself....Caligla (Ka.lig.you.la) is the only person wa out of his time period. he was an emperor after Nero...he did make his horse senator though.....

That's fine, write it however you want... just saying

but Cato is passionate and Rightous!!! which is you so it fit...i will make Cato more powerful just for you

SCMO it's ok... I'm just giving you crap

And i must say the Pax Romana or "Peace of Rome" came after the death of Caesar and Octavian had defeated Marc Antony in war and changed his name to Augustus....

Thank You professor

wll my own inaccuracy is killing me...even if it is in the name of comedy....

Hmm, boardie style? Is this like doggy style?

ever heard of how horny the romans were? so yes, yes it is.....

How about IMPompeii saving ClaireJulia?

Well in actual history they get married....Caesar basicall trades his daughter for 50,000 troops and a comission in Gaul.....

*in Athens*
ECicero: I'm soooo bored. Tiro tell me how great I am.

SCMOTiro: Again? I just got an "I love Cicero" tatoo...

ECicero: Well I Cicero he wise and powerful-

SCMOTiro: look if i get the Greeks to make you a statue will you stop?

ECicero: Uh Sure why not.

GPAtticus: Cicero my bff!! How are you!

ECicero: I need a statue of me.

GPAtticus: Well that should be easy I am loved by all of Athens....

*in the House of Julie*

ClaireJulia: Mooooooommmmmmmyyyyyy!!

FCalpurnia: I'm not your damn mother! I killed her to marry your dad!

NathanCaesar: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

ClaireJulia: The soliders scaaaaaaaaaaare me!!!!

NathanCaesar: I swear you are a useless child....your not even a boy.

WestCaligula: Look my horse and I had a baby! His name is chester!

FCalpurnia: thats a duck....

*in the senate*

HLGCato: Got any threes?

IMPompeii: Go fish....

HLGCato: Go save Rome will you.

IMPompeii: Maybe later.

*in egypt*

CleopatrA: Oh Marc Antony we shall rule the world together!

PeterMarcAntony: Uh sure now get nekkid!!

a statue dedicated to evil yay i'm cleopatra but doesn't augustus kill mark antony?

no Marc antony and Cleoparta commit suicide

great my character commits suicide. Besides that it's really entertaining keep it up!!

no in my parody you shall take a vcation to tahiti or something...

yay! with peter?

YAYYAY!!

of course

Great parody...but one fear. Nathan wont die right? Cuz...IRL Caesar dies..

Statues of me woud be awesome. I'd be making lewd gestures in all of them. You've no idea how long I can hold a lewd gesture...

No nobody dies at all....but he does get drunk....

^Drunk Natey sounds like a fun scene to look forward to

i sure hope so!! haha Julia historically dies though.

^I'm glad your re-working it so no-one dies SCMO! It means everyone gets a happy ending

i never said it was going to be happy....jk or am I?

Other bits that I particularly enjoy:

So long and SCMO, Sylar, IM and Claire have a happy ending then everything's going to be brilliant [might have been a little biased there ].

hahaha nice SCMO