In honor of their big day, a poem and toast to our favorite couple.
Please post your own toasts and wedding wishes.
I can hardly suppress a squee!
I'm so excited to see
dear Pam, blushing bride,
and Jim at her side,
getting married on my TV!
6 years it's been in the making,
his hand she is finally taking.
Jim's dreams have come true,
at last they are two
(plus a little Tuna that's baking!)
What fun we could have in store
to learn secrets we haven't before
from sisters and brothers,
fathers and mothers,
and dysfunctional relations galore.
Though the setting will be quite romantic
getting Michael there could be frantic.
Will he make a wrong turn
his GPS can't discern,
and end up in the Atlantic?
Will the bachelors be on the make?
Here's a bet I'm willing to take:
someone will get laid
by a pretty bridesmaid
before they finish cutting the cake.
At the reception fun will abound,
Kelly won't let us down.
If they get in her way
when Pam throws the bouquet,
the girls could have a real smack down.
Will Bob, no wedding rookie,
ask Phyllis to play hookie?
Will they both stay
or sneak away
and give up the punch for some cookie?
Ribs on the menu? She hopes.
Food is one way she copes.
But if they serve liqueur
it will go quicker
to the scene where Meredith disrobes.
I've waited for this day so long
I can't wait to see what goes wrong.
The fun's in the pranks,
the pain and the angst,
to which the best moments belong.
So, to the lucky couple, at toast!
A rich and full life may they boast,
and continue to be,
for Jamfinity,
suffering on the show I love most.
