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From SNLWiki
Season 32, Episode 5: Alec Baldwin/Christina Aguilera
Cold Opening: A Message from The Speaker-Elect of the U.S. House of Representatives
Speaker-elect Nancy Pelosi's speech on the virtues of the Democratic Party are interrupted by an S&M-clad aide and his friend, the human ash tray, enter her office.
Opening Montage
Starring
- Fred Armisen
- Will Forte
- Bill Hader
- Darrell Hammond
- Seth Meyers
- Amy Poehler
- Maya Rudolph
- Jason Sudeikis
- Andy Samberg
- Kenan Thompson
- Kristen Wiig
Musical Guest, Christina Aguilera
And Your Host, Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin's Monologue
To plug his soaring value at NBC, Alec Baldwin brings out "30 Rock" co-stars Tina Fey and Tracy Morgan.
E-Z Date.com
Entrepreneuer Cal Brandeis acts as virtual pimp for a new dating service that will discreetly deliver a "date" to your door within minutes of registering online.
Britney's Divorce
Britney Spears discusses divorce proceedings with her lawyer.
Saddam's Defence Team
Saddam Hussein berates his lawyers after being sentenced to death by hanging.
Valtrex
Husband convinces his wife that genital herpes can lie dormant for years before exposing itself.
Awkward Carpool
Coworkers form a carpool to save money on their commute to work, but keep offending one another while making idle chit chat during their morning drive.
TV Funhouse: Kobayashi!
Hot dog-eating champion "Kobayashi!" stars as a superhero in a live-action/anime kids program in a cartoon by Rob Smigel.
Platinum Lounge
In between sketches, Alec Baldwin stops for a drink at Studio 8-H's exclusive Platinum Lounge for 12-time hosts, where he continues his rivalry with 14-time host Steve Martin.
Note: Paul McCartney and Martin Short cameo in this.
Musical Performance
Christina Aguilera performs Ain't No Other Man
Weekend Update With Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers
Seth Meyers conducts an exclusive interview with Donald Rumsfeld, as a disgruntled mover packs the departing secretary's office. Amy Poehler reveals that she uses Good-and-Plentys as birth control pills. Amy Poehler's dizzy aunt Linda reviews recent holiday movies. Waiter Derek Landerton incorrectly totals up the $10,000 bill from Tom Cruise's recent dinner with Katie Holmes.
Tony Bennett Show
Tony Bennett's special guest, Bob Dylan, couldn't make it, but neither is Kevin Federline going to stick around. Instead, Tony welcomes doppleganger Anthony Dominick Benedetto for a duet.
Brazilian Bar
Rick Corman hits on women as bossa nova singers perform.
Musical Performance
Christina Aguilera performs Hurt
A Moment with the Out-of-Breath-Jogger from 1992
In 1992, an exhausted jogger continues to spout the era's cliched jargon while panting breathlessly.
Special Musical Performance
Tony Bennett & Christina Aguilera perform Steppin' Out With My Baby
Goodnights
Alec Baldwin is happy to have hosted a 13th time and thanks everybody at SNL, along with Steve Martin, Christina Aguilera, Tracy Morgan, Tina Fey, Martin Short, Paul McCartney, and Tony Bennett.
