11.18.06
From SNLWiki
Season 32, Episode 6: Ludacris
Cold Opening: An NBC Special Report
"Saturday Night Live" will be delayed tonight, so that NBC can present a special message from President George W. Bush, who announces to America that he accidentally started up another war during his visit to Vietnam this past week.
Opening Montage
Starring
- Fred Armisen
- Will Forte
- Bill Hader
- Darrell Hammond
- Seth Meyers
- Amy Poehler
- Maya Rudolph
- Andy Samberg
- Jason Sudeikis
- Kenan Thompson
- Kristen Wiig
Host, and Musical Guest, Ludacris
Ludacris's Monologue
Ludacris differentiates the times he identifies himself as Ludacris versus using his real name, until he's interrupted by childhood friend Rick "Rickdiculous" Barnes.
Young Douglas: Hypin' the Classics
apper Young Douglas provides backing tracks on classic hits by Harry Connick, Jr. and other contemporary artists.
Dr. Archibald Bitchslap
Samantha Hawkins and Dr. Archibald Bitchslap show troubled couples how to save their marriage.
The O'Reilly Factor
Bill O'Reilly plans to boycott Def Jam Records for signing Ludacris to their label.
Booty Bidness
Ludacris promotes a new line of club clothing that businesswomen can wear at the office.
The Bizzard Man
In order to boost a track on his album, Ludacris hires white-boy rapper Blizzard Man to work his magic at the recording studio.
Musical Performance
Ludacris performs Shake Your Moneymaker
Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers
John Mark Karr takes offense to O.J. Simpson's book because he's the real killer. Bobby Knight yells at Seth Meyers for making an obvious Spider-Man joke. Teen magazine editor Anoosa Rosenfeld applauds anorexia and eats her lip gloss.
Poolwatch
Pimped-out lifeguard must carefully remove his bling and expensive designer clothing before he feels comfortable diving in the pool to rescue a woman from drowning.
Hair Transplant
Shady hair transplant practictioner, Dr. Schultz, tries to make a quick exit from his medical trailer after releasing a patient who has the Elton John-style hair that he envies.
Lesbian Cruise Ship
Captain Ronald Huggins is sure that steering a ship filled with vacationing lesbians will play out the same way it does in his porn video collection.
Musical Performance
Ludacris with Mary J. Blige perform Runaway
Old Friends
Two old friends sit at the lunch counter and complain about how hectic today's modern conveniences make their lives.
Goodnights
Ludacris wants to thank Mary J. Blige, and the whole cast, and everybody there!


