12.02.06
From SNLWiki
Season 32, Episode 7: Matthew Fox/Tenacious D
Cold Opening: NBC Special Report
President George W. Bush holds a press conference with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki and his translator.
Opening Montage
Starring
- Fred Armisen
- Will Forte
- Bill Hader
- Darrell Hammond
- Seth Meyers
- Amy Poehler
- Maya Rudolph
- Andy Samberg
- Jason Sudeikis
- Kenan Thompson
- Kristen Wiig
Matthew Fox's Monologue
Matthew Fox explains to the audience how his life fell apart years earlier when he was the only "Party of Five" co-star who didn't get to host "SNL" during its prime, not unlike stars like Matt LeBlanc and Michael Richards.
Sale-Mart
To maintain its everyday low prices, the discount merchandising outlet proudly cuts corners on employee benefits.
Nancy Grace
Nancy Grace discusses Michael Richards' racist tirade with a black college professor who obviously was not affected by it, gives her hypothetical review of O.J. Simpson's cancelled TV special, then grills a police officer who gave her a ticket for parking in a handicapped space.
Deep House Dish
DJ Dynasty Handbag dishes on the club music scene with new co-host, T'Shane.
Matthew Fox's Elevator Ride
Matthew Fox is bombarded with questions and comments about "Lost" when fans discover his presence in an elevator.
Musical Performance
Tenacious D performs Kickapoo.
Weekend Update With Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers
To deter racism, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton make "Kramer" the new derogatory term for black people. Amy Poehler's Aunt Linda reviews recent films that were released after Thanksgiving. Amy Poehler comments on Britney Spears' continued downward slide. Whitney Houston's commentary about her financial troubles is interrrupted by prank calls on her cell phone.
Crazy Mountain Man
All the crazy mountain man wants is a piece of pie, but, failing that, he'll settle for a kiss from a pair of pretty mountain ladies.
Math vs. History
History buff parents take it hard when their son switches his college major to Math.
The Mayan Empire
Matthew Fox plays the Mayan Emperor as he bosses everybody around.
Musical Performance
Tenacious D performs The Metal
Goodnights
Matthew Fox thanks Tenacious D, along with the cast and everybody at SNL. He's had a fun time. Peace out!


