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Season 32, Episode 8: Annette Benning/Gwen Stafani, Akon
Cold Opening: A Message from The President of the United States
President George W. Bush addresses the nation about the release of the Iraqi War Report, and reads suggestions sent in by concerned Americans.
Opening Montage
Starring
- Fred Armisen
- Will Forte
- Bill Hader
- Darrell Hammond
- Seth Meyers
- Amy Poehler
- Maya Rudolph
- Andy Samberg
- Jason Sudeikis
- Kenan Thompson
- Kristen Wiig
Musical Guest, Gwen Stafani, and Akon
And Your host, Annette Benning
Annette Benning's Monologue
Annette Bening takes heat from female real estate agents in the audience who took offense with her portrayal of their profession in "American Beauty" seven years earlier. Bening's "Running With Scissors" co-star, Alec Baldwin, defends her and touts the highlights of his own film career.
An SNL Movie Re-cut
In a re-cut trailer for Mel Gibson's "Apocalypto", jungle natives flee the area when they discover that Jews are coming.
Good Morning, I Hate This Town
Morning co-hosts Alan French and Samantha maintain an upbeat attitude, even though they hate their town and all the dumbasses who live in it. Cooking expert Pam Dibble offers a demonstration, but Alan and Samantha don't think their dimwitted audience can handle the entire recipe.
TV Funhouse: Diddy Kiddies
Rob Smigel presents "Diddy Kiddies", where hijinks abound as a group of kids try to help rapper P. Diddy figure out what he actually does for a living to maintain his mega-stardom.
Student-Teacher Affair
Chipper schoolteacher Diane is ecstatic in her relationship with Daniel, a disinterested student who would rather hang out with his friends.
Two A-Holes In a Live Nativity Scene
The Two A-Holes participate in a live Nativity scene, despite their limited knowledge or interest in the reason for the season.
SNL Digital Short Angry Boss
The boss of a fast food restaurant suffers anger management issues as he gives his employees a "Pep Talk."
Buyer Beware
Mason Lemmings and his neighbor Trudy host a consumer affairs program in their garage, warning local Brooklyn residents about what products not to waste their hard-earned money on while shopping for Christmas presents.
Musical Performance
Gwen Stafani performs Wind it Up
Weekend Update with Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers
Al Gore comments on an off-balanced phone call he received from Lindsay Lohan. Airplane passenger Gloria Patrick comments about her recent efforts to light a match in mid-flight to cover the smell of her flatulence. In an effort to speak out against same-sex marriage, Will Forte sings "Silly Silly Gays."
Monster Under the Bed
When a little girl thinks there might be a monster under her bed, her parents freak out and arm themselves with weaponry to ensure their family's safety.
Valtrex
Husband convinces his wife that genital herpes can lie dormant for years before exposing itself.
Second Night Out
Introverted co-workers Neil, Jean and Meryl finally make it out of the office to indulge in an after-work Happy Hour, which eventually opens them up to a discussion on butt-messin'.
Musical Performance
Akon perfroms I Wanna Love You
Stanfield & Patrow
Lawyers Martha Stanfield and Christopher Partlow represent only cats as clients.
Goodnights
Annette Benning wants to thank Alec Baldwin, Gwen Stafani, and Akon. She loves us!
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